Meanwhile Goku had finally finished devouring his meal.
"So how do we get to OZ?" asked Goku.
"That way!" said Duo.
"How do you know?"
"I read the sign..."
So Van Fanel, Duo Maxwell, Howard, MC Hammer, and Goku are finally headed in the right direction toward OZ...
Meanwhile at OZ...
"I would like you all to meet the new recruits." said Mike from Canmore.
"But Mike their so small..." said an important officer.
"Hey size doesn't matter!" exclaimed the Brain.
"These are the Munchkins." said Mike.
"What the..." said Purple Tentacle, "We're not that OZ!"
"Well, I saw these guys in a movie about a place called OZ and I realized this place was called OZ, and there was also a wizrd in the movie, so now I want to be called the Wizard.. from Canmore. "
"People of OZ do we want this fool leading us?" asked the Brain.
"NO" replied the people of OZ.
"I'm not a fool, I'm Albertan."
"We must test him to see if he is a fool!" said Purple Tentacle. "So what do we do with fools?"
"We burn them!!!"
"And what do we burn apart fools?", asked the brain.
"MORE FOOLS!!"
"No you idiots!"
"Wood!"
"So why do fools burn?", asked Purple Tentacle.
"B--... 'cause they're made of... wood?"
"Exactly. So, what do we know about wood?"
"Its good for building houses!"
"Let's build a house out of him, to see if he is a fool!!!!"
"Ahhh, but can't you build houses out of stone?"
"Oh yeah..."
"Tell me, does wood sink in water?"
"No. IT FLOATS! THROW HIM INTO THE LAKE!"
"There aren't any lakes near by!", exclaimed the Brain.
"Oh yeah..."
"What also floats in water?"
"Witches!"
"Bread!"
"Apples!"
"Uh, very small rocks!"
"Cider!"
"Uh, gra-- gravy!"
"Cherries!"
"Mud!"
"Churches! Churches!"
"Lead! Lead!"
"Fools?"
"NO!"
"Ducks?"
"Exactly, so logically if he weighs the same as a duck, he's made of wood, and therefore a fool", explained Purple Tentacle.
They discovered that Mike did weigh the same as a duck. That evening Purple Tentacle and the Brain became the leaders of OZ and their was a huge banquet with roasted Duck and roasted Mike!
"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm... this is the best Mike I've ever had", exclaimed Brain.
Meanwhile, in the Digital World...
"So your like our Digimon eh!" said Bob MacKenzie.
"Yes," said Eh!mon.
"What is this place, you hoser?" asked Doug MacKenzie.
"This eh is the digital world eh!"
"You mean we are not in the Great White North anymore!"
"Indeed eh!"
"Got any beer eh?"
"Uh... no, there is no beer in the digital world eh!"
"That rots eh!"
Suddenly Eh!mon, Bob and Doug were transported to Toronto.
"Hey, we have returned to the Great White North!" shouted Bob.
"I could use a beer eh!"
"But we got no money, you hoser!"
They both looked at Eh!mon and smiled...
2 hours later...
"Get your funny looking talking dog like thing here eh!"
"Come on you guys don't sell me!"
"Hey, you hoser, we need beer!"
"I'll give you this funny looking orange ball with 6 stars on it for that creature!" said an evil looking dude.
"Throw in 2 beer and you got a deal."
The evil dude walked away with Eh!mon laughing sinisterly and saying something about taking over the digital world...
While drinking their beers, the MacKenzie brothers decided what to do with the weird looking orange ball...
A few days later somewhere near Buffalo...
"Where are we going to find that sixth Dragonball?" asked Relena.
"Brock, take a look at this article in todays paper!" said ALF handing it to him.
"Ok, let's see. 20 year old female seeking soulmate to spend their life with... i think I will give her a call ALF, thanx for pointing out this article!"
"No you moron! This article: We're like Canadian eh, and we live in Toronto, you hoser, and we have like a weird orange ball with 6 stars on it. Will trade for beer..."
"ALF, what would I want with a funny looking ball?" asked Brock.
"Its the 6th dragonball you ninny!" said ALF as he through the paper out the window of the Mystery Machine.
"Hey! I didn't get that girls number..."
But it was too late they were already in Toronto... However when they got to Toronto, they realized someone had already beaten them to it.
"Who bought the dragonball?", asked Relena to the two Canadians.
"You mean the weird orange ball with 6 stars on it? We gave it to some bald guy, Eh? He said something about using it to get himself some hair. And he gave us some beer, eh."
"Only one man would be crazy enough to do that", said Mr. Dressup.
"Who?", asked the others in the group.
"The one and only... COLIN MOCHREE!!!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! NOT COLIN MOCHREE!!!"
Meanwhile, the other goofballs had finally arrived at OZ, when Suddenly...
WE INTERUPT THIS STORY FOR AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This just in from Hollywood: Sources have told us that a new Ninja Turtles movie is in the works, thanks to action maestro John Woo. Woo, who last directed Mission Impossible 2, has a computer animated feature film version of the $4-billion franchise in the works. More on this story as it develops. We now return back to the fic...
Howard, MC Hammer, Goku, Van Fanel and Duo Maxwell were standing outside the OZ base...
"I think its time for the fusion dance!" said Goku.
Howard and MC Hammer quickly fused together to become MC Howard, then they put on the magical shoes to become Howard Man.
Goku went Super Saiya-jin, Duo got into the Gundam Deathscythe, while Van prepared Escaflowne for combat...
Back in Toronto...
"We've got you now Colin! Hand over the Dragonball and nobody gets hurt!", demanded Mr. Dressup in a Policeman outfit.
"You REALLY want the dragonball???", replied Colin Mochrie.
"Yes we do", responded Relena.
"Well, I'll make you a deal. I'll give you your precicious dragonball, if the five of you can perform a 5 hour long Ho-Down about garbage, for me!"
"Very well. We'll do it!", said Mr. Dressup, accepting the challenge.
"Are you MAD?", asked ALF.
"Why yes I am", responded Mr. Dressup, mater-of-factly.
"LET THE HOE-DOWN BEGIN!!!"
Suddenly, from out of nowhere Hoe-down music started to play and the five of them began the Hoe-Down, hoping that they would be able to survive these five hours of torture.
Meanwhile at OZ
"Did you leak out the information about the meeting today?" asked Purple Tentacle.
"Yes." replied his minion.
"Excellent!"
Meanwhile on the other side of the fence...
"Ok according to this memo we intercepted, the OZ leaders will be meeting in building X-1899 at 5 tonight"
"Alright, we got them now!"
Back inside...
"Brain there is a disturbance in the building X-1899!" said Purple Tentacle.
"It will make me late for my 5 'o' clock tea, but I'll go anyway!"
Brain heads for building X-1899.
"My plan is falling into place," said Purple Tentacle, "Bwahahahahahahaha."
At 4:59 inside building X-1899...
"I see nothing unusual," said Brain, "Hey! I can't get out!"
One minute later...
"Kaaaaaameeeeehaaaameeeehaaa..." said Howard Man.
Seconds later...
OZ was over thrown by Purple Tentacle's organization the PT Foundation, which had masked its identity within the troops of OZ...
Back Outside...
Wufei appears.
"What you did was meaningless."
Wufei disappears
The Goofballs watch CNN and realize what they did.
They decide to return to Turkmanistan, and hope the other goofballs are sucessful...
Meanwhile back in Toronto, the other goofballs were just completing their Hoe Down...
"...A BIG FAT STINKING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Wow! That was Beautiful!", said Colin with a tear coming to his eye, "Never in my life have I heard a Hoe Down that brings in such topics as the flaws in Communism, the decline in the music idustry, and why chicken tastes good, all in one Hoe Down, and still making it about Garbage. Here is your dragon ball. You are real Hoe-Downists."
"Whoo Hoo! We got another Dragon Ball. Where's our last and final one, Relena?"
"According to the tracker, its.... No not this place!!! Not this horrible place!!"
"Where, Relena?", asked ALF.
"Our last Dragonball is on Europa."
"Europa?" asked ALF.
"It's one of Jupiter's moons," said Mr. Dressup.
"How are we going to get to Jupiter?" asked ALF, "my spaceship is still being fixed."
"Howard's Peacemillion sucks feul like you wouldn't believe!" exclaimed Mr. Dressup, "It wouldn't get us to Mars!"
We had better return to Turkmanistan.
"So how do we get to OZ?" asked Goku.
"That way!" said Duo.
"How do you know?"
"I read the sign..."
So Van Fanel, Duo Maxwell, Howard, MC Hammer, and Goku are finally headed in the right direction toward OZ...
Meanwhile at OZ...
"I would like you all to meet the new recruits." said Mike from Canmore.
"But Mike their so small..." said an important officer.
"Hey size doesn't matter!" exclaimed the Brain.
"These are the Munchkins." said Mike.
"What the..." said Purple Tentacle, "We're not that OZ!"
"Well, I saw these guys in a movie about a place called OZ and I realized this place was called OZ, and there was also a wizrd in the movie, so now I want to be called the Wizard.. from Canmore. "
"People of OZ do we want this fool leading us?" asked the Brain.
"NO" replied the people of OZ.
"I'm not a fool, I'm Albertan."
"We must test him to see if he is a fool!" said Purple Tentacle. "So what do we do with fools?"
"We burn them!!!"
"And what do we burn apart fools?", asked the brain.
"MORE FOOLS!!"
"No you idiots!"
"Wood!"
"So why do fools burn?", asked Purple Tentacle.
"B--... 'cause they're made of... wood?"
"Exactly. So, what do we know about wood?"
"Its good for building houses!"
"Let's build a house out of him, to see if he is a fool!!!!"
"Ahhh, but can't you build houses out of stone?"
"Oh yeah..."
"Tell me, does wood sink in water?"
"No. IT FLOATS! THROW HIM INTO THE LAKE!"
"There aren't any lakes near by!", exclaimed the Brain.
"Oh yeah..."
"What also floats in water?"
"Witches!"
"Bread!"
"Apples!"
"Uh, very small rocks!"
"Cider!"
"Uh, gra-- gravy!"
"Cherries!"
"Mud!"
"Churches! Churches!"
"Lead! Lead!"
"Fools?"
"NO!"
"Ducks?"
"Exactly, so logically if he weighs the same as a duck, he's made of wood, and therefore a fool", explained Purple Tentacle.
They discovered that Mike did weigh the same as a duck. That evening Purple Tentacle and the Brain became the leaders of OZ and their was a huge banquet with roasted Duck and roasted Mike!
"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm... this is the best Mike I've ever had", exclaimed Brain.
Meanwhile, in the Digital World...
"So your like our Digimon eh!" said Bob MacKenzie.
"Yes," said Eh!mon.
"What is this place, you hoser?" asked Doug MacKenzie.
"This eh is the digital world eh!"
"You mean we are not in the Great White North anymore!"
"Indeed eh!"
"Got any beer eh?"
"Uh... no, there is no beer in the digital world eh!"
"That rots eh!"
Suddenly Eh!mon, Bob and Doug were transported to Toronto.
"Hey, we have returned to the Great White North!" shouted Bob.
"I could use a beer eh!"
"But we got no money, you hoser!"
They both looked at Eh!mon and smiled...
2 hours later...
"Get your funny looking talking dog like thing here eh!"
"Come on you guys don't sell me!"
"Hey, you hoser, we need beer!"
"I'll give you this funny looking orange ball with 6 stars on it for that creature!" said an evil looking dude.
"Throw in 2 beer and you got a deal."
The evil dude walked away with Eh!mon laughing sinisterly and saying something about taking over the digital world...
While drinking their beers, the MacKenzie brothers decided what to do with the weird looking orange ball...
A few days later somewhere near Buffalo...
"Where are we going to find that sixth Dragonball?" asked Relena.
"Brock, take a look at this article in todays paper!" said ALF handing it to him.
"Ok, let's see. 20 year old female seeking soulmate to spend their life with... i think I will give her a call ALF, thanx for pointing out this article!"
"No you moron! This article: We're like Canadian eh, and we live in Toronto, you hoser, and we have like a weird orange ball with 6 stars on it. Will trade for beer..."
"ALF, what would I want with a funny looking ball?" asked Brock.
"Its the 6th dragonball you ninny!" said ALF as he through the paper out the window of the Mystery Machine.
"Hey! I didn't get that girls number..."
But it was too late they were already in Toronto... However when they got to Toronto, they realized someone had already beaten them to it.
"Who bought the dragonball?", asked Relena to the two Canadians.
"You mean the weird orange ball with 6 stars on it? We gave it to some bald guy, Eh? He said something about using it to get himself some hair. And he gave us some beer, eh."
"Only one man would be crazy enough to do that", said Mr. Dressup.
"Who?", asked the others in the group.
"The one and only... COLIN MOCHREE!!!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! NOT COLIN MOCHREE!!!"
Meanwhile, the other goofballs had finally arrived at OZ, when Suddenly...
WE INTERUPT THIS STORY FOR AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This just in from Hollywood: Sources have told us that a new Ninja Turtles movie is in the works, thanks to action maestro John Woo. Woo, who last directed Mission Impossible 2, has a computer animated feature film version of the $4-billion franchise in the works. More on this story as it develops. We now return back to the fic...
Howard, MC Hammer, Goku, Van Fanel and Duo Maxwell were standing outside the OZ base...
"I think its time for the fusion dance!" said Goku.
Howard and MC Hammer quickly fused together to become MC Howard, then they put on the magical shoes to become Howard Man.
Goku went Super Saiya-jin, Duo got into the Gundam Deathscythe, while Van prepared Escaflowne for combat...
Back in Toronto...
"We've got you now Colin! Hand over the Dragonball and nobody gets hurt!", demanded Mr. Dressup in a Policeman outfit.
"You REALLY want the dragonball???", replied Colin Mochrie.
"Yes we do", responded Relena.
"Well, I'll make you a deal. I'll give you your precicious dragonball, if the five of you can perform a 5 hour long Ho-Down about garbage, for me!"
"Very well. We'll do it!", said Mr. Dressup, accepting the challenge.
"Are you MAD?", asked ALF.
"Why yes I am", responded Mr. Dressup, mater-of-factly.
"LET THE HOE-DOWN BEGIN!!!"
Suddenly, from out of nowhere Hoe-down music started to play and the five of them began the Hoe-Down, hoping that they would be able to survive these five hours of torture.
Meanwhile at OZ
"Did you leak out the information about the meeting today?" asked Purple Tentacle.
"Yes." replied his minion.
"Excellent!"
Meanwhile on the other side of the fence...
"Ok according to this memo we intercepted, the OZ leaders will be meeting in building X-1899 at 5 tonight"
"Alright, we got them now!"
Back inside...
"Brain there is a disturbance in the building X-1899!" said Purple Tentacle.
"It will make me late for my 5 'o' clock tea, but I'll go anyway!"
Brain heads for building X-1899.
"My plan is falling into place," said Purple Tentacle, "Bwahahahahahahaha."
At 4:59 inside building X-1899...
"I see nothing unusual," said Brain, "Hey! I can't get out!"
One minute later...
"Kaaaaaameeeeehaaaameeeehaaa..." said Howard Man.
Seconds later...
OZ was over thrown by Purple Tentacle's organization the PT Foundation, which had masked its identity within the troops of OZ...
Back Outside...
Wufei appears.
"What you did was meaningless."
Wufei disappears
The Goofballs watch CNN and realize what they did.
They decide to return to Turkmanistan, and hope the other goofballs are sucessful...
Meanwhile back in Toronto, the other goofballs were just completing their Hoe Down...
"...A BIG FAT STINKING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Wow! That was Beautiful!", said Colin with a tear coming to his eye, "Never in my life have I heard a Hoe Down that brings in such topics as the flaws in Communism, the decline in the music idustry, and why chicken tastes good, all in one Hoe Down, and still making it about Garbage. Here is your dragon ball. You are real Hoe-Downists."
"Whoo Hoo! We got another Dragon Ball. Where's our last and final one, Relena?"
"According to the tracker, its.... No not this place!!! Not this horrible place!!"
"Where, Relena?", asked ALF.
"Our last Dragonball is on Europa."
"Europa?" asked ALF.
"It's one of Jupiter's moons," said Mr. Dressup.
"How are we going to get to Jupiter?" asked ALF, "my spaceship is still being fixed."
"Howard's Peacemillion sucks feul like you wouldn't believe!" exclaimed Mr. Dressup, "It wouldn't get us to Mars!"
We had better return to Turkmanistan.