2 days later in Turkmanistan our heros have re-united.
"Ok, here is the plan. Serena, Duo, Van and MC Hammer will go in search of Treize, maybe he has some answers for us. Goku, Relena, Mr. Dressup, ALF, Brock and I will fly the Peacemillion to space colonies and from there we will take Discovery to Europa to find the ball!" said Howard.
The crew looking for Treize quickly headed off, however they werenever heard from again...
The remaining 6 traveled in the Peacemillion, and then switched to the Discovery at the space colony.
"This ship is state of the art, and is run by the ship's computer, the HAL 9000.", explained a guide who was giving them a short tour of the shup.
"This thing is incredibly large and long, does it really need to strech out that far?", asked ALF.
"Uhmmmm...No more questions, this tour is over", said the guide, and with that she blew up into smitherines.
"What the? She just blew up!", exclaimed Goku.
"People blow up all the time, it's a natural occurance.", Howard explained. " Now let's get this baby up and running. HAL, start ship."
"Yes, Dave."
"My name is not Dave it's Howard."
"Sorry, Dave." You look like a Dave to me, Dave"
"Quit calling me Dave! My name is Howard. H O W A R D. HOWARD! Call me Howard"
"I'm sorry I can not allow that Dave. This mission is too important to let you jepordize it by making me call you Howard, Dave."
"Look, if you don't stop calling me Dave, I'll have to pour water on you circuitry."
"I'm sorry Dave, I can not allow you to do that. I am going to have set off the self destruct mechanism. You have 1 minute left."
"Quick! The ship hasn't left the space port, let's get out here!!!", shouted Mr. Dressup.
The 6 of them ran as fast as they could and made it to safety before the ship blew up.
"What are we gonna do now? How are we gonna get to Europa", asked ALF.
"Uhm, guys. I have some news for you. I read the Dragon Ball tracer wrong. It wasn't Europa, it was europe. Sorry.", apologized, Relena.
"Where in Europe?", asked Brock, who hadn't said anything for the longezst time in this fic.
So Howard, Goku, Relena, Mr. Dressup, ALF and Brock split up and went look for the dragonball in the many castles of Europe.
In the distance Brock saw the dragonball on top of a castle. So he quickly hurried to what turned out to be the Castle Anthrax...
However the castle was not filled with hundreds of beautiful young women like in the movie Monty Python and Holy Grail, but a tall skinny man in a business suit.
"Hey! Isn't this castle susposed to be filled with hundreds of beautiful young women like in the movie Monty Python and Holy Grai, and then I'm susposed to spank one of the girls because she set alit a dragonball shaped becon, which would with a good spanking of all the girls, but then someone comes in and rescues me from it, when i don't really want to go?", asked Brock.
"Yes, that was what was originally planned", explained the man," But see, due to scheduling and the writer's need to finish this fic, the writer's had to take that scene out of the fic. Now if you look behind you, you'll see a large castle in the distance. Gather up your friends, and go there, for that is where your final Dragon ball is."
"But I wanted the Girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Give me the girls!!!!!!!", sobbed Brock.
"I'm sorry that is no longer possible. The girls have been shipped to a far away island in the Carribean so that they are out of the way of you. Now go!"
And so the depressed girl-hungry Brock gathered up the others, who weren't that far away, and they began there journey to the castle that was off in the distance.
Howard, Brock, Goku, Relena, Mr. Dressup and ALF headed toward the giant castle, which happened to be the home of the Purple Tentacle, the leader of the PT Foundation.
"Hey guys I think we should beware!" said ALF, "This is the home of Purple Tentacle, the leader of the PT foundation."
"How do you know that? And what is the PT Foundation?" asked Howard.
"I dunno!" said ALF pointing to sign which read:
BEWARE!
This is the home of Purple Tentacle, the leader of the PT foundation.
They rang the doorball and were taken to a giant room, with a small table on the other side sat the Purple Tentacle with the 7th Dragonball.
"Hey, he's got the ball!" shouted Relena.
"Here is the deal, we'll play a little game for the dragonballs, the team that wins gets all the marbles... I mean balls... er... dragonballs. Since the dragonballs will grant 2 wishes, we will play in teams of 2, to make 1 wish per winner. Do you understand?" asked Purple Tentacle.
"Sure!" replied Howard, "We can make 3 teams of 2, but who will be your partner?"
"Me!" said Bowser as he entered the room.
"Ok just allow us to pick our teams." said Howard as the 6 of them huddled together.
"I say we go boy-girl, boy-girl," suggested brock who was obviously still hurting from his ordeal at the Castle Anthrax.
"I am the only girl," said Relena.
"Ok Brock, I gotcha! You can go with Relena..." said Howard. "I'll go with Goku and Mr. Dressup will team up with ALF."
"Not the Alien again!"
"Not the man who always changes his clothes..."
"It's settled then" said Purple Tentacle, "I'll set up the game, and then I'll explain the rules."
"I wonder what type of game he has in store for us?", questioned Relena.
"Probably some complex game that only a mastermind can be the victor in.", said Howard.
A couple of minutes PT emerged with a red board made out of plastic with a colored hippo on each end.
"HUNGRY HIPPOS? That's you game??" exclaimed ALF.
"Of course. It's my favorite game in the whole world."said Purple Tentacle,"One member from each team will control a hippo. The person who gobbles up the most of these wite marbles is the winner of that round. We'll play five rounds, interchanging between members of each team so they all get a turn. The team with the most rounds one is the winner. If there is a tie we'll have a tie breaker. Have I made myself clear?"
"yes", said the goofballs.
"Then let's play HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS!!!", anounced Purple Tentacle. And the game began.
In walks TXA...
"TXA will be the head official and announcer for this great match," said Purple Tentacle.
Lights turned on revealing a huge audience present to watch the match live and a camera crew....
"Now let's get this show on the road!" said TXA, "The first match will be Howard, Relena, ALF and Bowser."
"Now Bowser, don't destory the board," cautioned Purple Tentacle.
"Fine I won't."
"BEGIN" said TXA, "Relena appears to have an advantage..."
"Being a princess, what else do i have time to do?"
"For some reason Bowser sems to be holding back and ALF is getting his fur caught on the hippo. And Howard just can't keep up with Relena."
"I WIN! I WIN!!!" said Relena.
"Relena has easily won, collecting all but one marble, giving team Relena and Brock the first match."
"Round 2 has Goku, Mr. Dressup, Brock and Purple Tentacle."
"I love this game," says Purple Tentacle.
They begin.
"Hey, Goku take it easy," warned Howard.
"It appears that Goku is so with not destroying the hippo that he has no hope of winning. brock has taken an early lead. Oh wait. Mr. Dressup has dressed up like a girl, distracting Brock... It looks like it will come down to Purple Tentacle and Mr. Dressup. PT seems to be at a disadvantage because he doesn't have hands..."
"I never said I was any good!" said PT.
"Mr. Dressup is the winner!!!"
"Goku and Mr. Dressup are not going to switch for the next match... so they will be facing Bowser and Relena."
"Relena gets off to an early lead..."
"I hate being the strongest here!" said Bowser.
"What are you saying I am the strongest." said Goku.
"Oh yeah?" said Bowser as he pounded his hippo flat.
"Yeah." said Goku as he went Super Saiya-jin.
"Goku don't!" said Howard but it watoo late, Goku had already flattened the board...
"Well since Relena had the most when the board was wrecked her team will get the win."
"Ouch!" said Relena, "those 2 hurt my hands, off with their heads!!!"
"Well it appears that Relana will no longer be able to play due to injury, and they way she is chasing Bowser and Goku, I doubt they will be able to play either..."
The fourth match will be Howard, Brock, Purple Tentacle and ALF. If Brock wins this little tournament is over...
We all know that ALF and PT don't stand a chance, so it looks like its down to Brock and Howard..."
"Brock got a quick lead, until he saw Relena bending over to pick something up... Howard has won!!!"
Scoreboard:
Team Howard and Goku = 1 win
Team Relena and Brock = 2 wins
Team Mr. Dressup and ALF = 1 win
Team Bowser and Purple Tentacle = 0 wins
The fifth round matchup will be:
Howard, Brock, Mr. Dressup and Purple Tentacle...
Then the final match began...
"It looks like Howard's got the lead, but wait it looks as if Mr. Dressup is catching up with him. As for PT and Brock, they don't seem to stand a chance against these old folgies. Perhaps, it's they're many more years of experience that give them the advantage. It looks like a tight match, but wait. I think we have a winner. It's Mr. Dressup! It looks like we're gonna have to go for a tie breaker with Brock against Mr. Dressup and ALF's team, to see who the final winner will be."
"For the tiebreaker, we're gonna do something different.", explained purple Tentacle, "Whoever can catch this annoying little Meowth, wins the Dragonball! We'll drop him in the center and a member from each of the two teams will try to get him"
Because Relena's hands we're still injured, Brock went in for his team, while Alf went in for his. A Buzzer rang and they were off!
"It looks Alf is chasing after that Meowth like a bullet! He must really want those Dragonballs or something, but Brock seems like no match for this alien."
In less than half a minute Alf managed to catch the Meowth and seemed to be spring salt and pepper on it. TXA quickly ran over to congratulate Alf.
"Congradulations! You won the dragonball! How do you feel?", asked TXA.
"Hungry", said ALF in the process of seeking his teeth in to the Meowth.
After the crowd had left, and Alf ate the Meowth, Purple Tentacle presented him and Mr. Dressup the Dragonball. "Here's your Dragonball. I may be an evil dictator who would even betray his partner for the means of global domination, but I am a fair evil dictator who would even betray his partner for the means of global domination.", and with that he handed it over to the two.
Once Mr. Dressup and ALF had all seven Dragonballs they summoned the Eternal Dragon. How they were able to possibly know how to summon it without asking Goku, we don't know. Frankly we don't care. This is just a silly fic that we wrote for no real point at all. Anyways, once the Eternal Dragon had been summoned...
"Make your two wishes, and make them snappy", the Eternal dragon said, " The Magic school bus is on in five minutes and I don't want to miss it! Today they're gonna learn about trees."
"I see.", said ALF. "Well for my wish, I wish for the Sanc Kingdom to return back to it's normal state..."
"YAY!", cheered Relena.
"...because I'm starting to get sick of this Relena girl and I want her to leave us alone. Also becuase I already a deliscous cat already."
"Very well. And what about the second wish. I got 4 minutes left."
"Well", pondered Mr. Dressup, "There isn't anything that I really want. So I've decided to give my wish to TXA.
"Me? Why me, I really have nothing to do with the story!"
"I dunno"
"Well, I wish to appear in Goofball Z? 2 and a 1/2!"
"I am sorry. That is beyond my powers!"
"Darn, I really don't have any other wish..." said TXA
"Hey, if you give me the wish you can become the leader of the koopas. Then you would have to be in Goofball Z? 2 and a half!", said bowser.
"Okay!"
"Excellent! I wish to be a Harlem Globetrotter!", announced Boowser
"Granted, and I can still get back before Magic School Bus!"
Relena returned to the Sanc Kingdom where she became Queen. Purple Tentacle disbanded the PT foundation and opened a small pet store in Canada. The 5 remaining goofballs returned to Turkmanistan to await their next adventure...
"I guess there's only one thing left for us to do Goofballs", said Howard, "and you know what it is..."
DO IT ROCKAPELLA!!!!!
YEAH!
Do wop, bay do bay do wop, bay do bay do wop, bay do bay do wop pow!
Well she sneaks around the world from Kiev to Carolina
She's a sticky-fingered filcher from Berlin down to Belize
She'll take you for a ride on a slow boat to China
Tell me, where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
Steal their Seoul in South Korea, make Antarctica cry "Uncle,"
From the Red Sea to Greenland they'll be singing the blues
Well, they never Arkansas her steal the Mekong from the jungle
Tell me, where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
She go from Nashville to Norway, Bonaire to Zimbabwe
Chicago to Czechoslovakia and back!
Well she'll ransack Pakistan and run a scam in Scandinavia
Then she'll stick 'em up Down Under and go pick-pocket Perth
She put the Miss in misdemeanor when she stole the beans from Lima
Tell me, where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
Oh, tell me, where in the world is...tell me, where can she be?
Botswana to Thailand, Milan via Amsterdam, Mali to Bali, Ohio, Oahu!
Well she glides around the globe, and she'll flim-flam every nation
She's a double-dealing diva with a taste for thievery
Her itinerary's loaded up with moving violations
Tell me, where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
______________________________
YAY!!!!! It's done! Time to eat my neck.
"Ok, here is the plan. Serena, Duo, Van and MC Hammer will go in search of Treize, maybe he has some answers for us. Goku, Relena, Mr. Dressup, ALF, Brock and I will fly the Peacemillion to space colonies and from there we will take Discovery to Europa to find the ball!" said Howard.
The crew looking for Treize quickly headed off, however they werenever heard from again...
The remaining 6 traveled in the Peacemillion, and then switched to the Discovery at the space colony.
"This ship is state of the art, and is run by the ship's computer, the HAL 9000.", explained a guide who was giving them a short tour of the shup.
"This thing is incredibly large and long, does it really need to strech out that far?", asked ALF.
"Uhmmmm...No more questions, this tour is over", said the guide, and with that she blew up into smitherines.
"What the? She just blew up!", exclaimed Goku.
"People blow up all the time, it's a natural occurance.", Howard explained. " Now let's get this baby up and running. HAL, start ship."
"Yes, Dave."
"My name is not Dave it's Howard."
"Sorry, Dave." You look like a Dave to me, Dave"
"Quit calling me Dave! My name is Howard. H O W A R D. HOWARD! Call me Howard"
"I'm sorry I can not allow that Dave. This mission is too important to let you jepordize it by making me call you Howard, Dave."
"Look, if you don't stop calling me Dave, I'll have to pour water on you circuitry."
"I'm sorry Dave, I can not allow you to do that. I am going to have set off the self destruct mechanism. You have 1 minute left."
"Quick! The ship hasn't left the space port, let's get out here!!!", shouted Mr. Dressup.
The 6 of them ran as fast as they could and made it to safety before the ship blew up.
"What are we gonna do now? How are we gonna get to Europa", asked ALF.
"Uhm, guys. I have some news for you. I read the Dragon Ball tracer wrong. It wasn't Europa, it was europe. Sorry.", apologized, Relena.
"Where in Europe?", asked Brock, who hadn't said anything for the longezst time in this fic.
So Howard, Goku, Relena, Mr. Dressup, ALF and Brock split up and went look for the dragonball in the many castles of Europe.
In the distance Brock saw the dragonball on top of a castle. So he quickly hurried to what turned out to be the Castle Anthrax...
However the castle was not filled with hundreds of beautiful young women like in the movie Monty Python and Holy Grail, but a tall skinny man in a business suit.
"Hey! Isn't this castle susposed to be filled with hundreds of beautiful young women like in the movie Monty Python and Holy Grai, and then I'm susposed to spank one of the girls because she set alit a dragonball shaped becon, which would with a good spanking of all the girls, but then someone comes in and rescues me from it, when i don't really want to go?", asked Brock.
"Yes, that was what was originally planned", explained the man," But see, due to scheduling and the writer's need to finish this fic, the writer's had to take that scene out of the fic. Now if you look behind you, you'll see a large castle in the distance. Gather up your friends, and go there, for that is where your final Dragon ball is."
"But I wanted the Girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Give me the girls!!!!!!!", sobbed Brock.
"I'm sorry that is no longer possible. The girls have been shipped to a far away island in the Carribean so that they are out of the way of you. Now go!"
And so the depressed girl-hungry Brock gathered up the others, who weren't that far away, and they began there journey to the castle that was off in the distance.
Howard, Brock, Goku, Relena, Mr. Dressup and ALF headed toward the giant castle, which happened to be the home of the Purple Tentacle, the leader of the PT Foundation.
"Hey guys I think we should beware!" said ALF, "This is the home of Purple Tentacle, the leader of the PT foundation."
"How do you know that? And what is the PT Foundation?" asked Howard.
"I dunno!" said ALF pointing to sign which read:
BEWARE!
This is the home of Purple Tentacle, the leader of the PT foundation.
They rang the doorball and were taken to a giant room, with a small table on the other side sat the Purple Tentacle with the 7th Dragonball.
"Hey, he's got the ball!" shouted Relena.
"Here is the deal, we'll play a little game for the dragonballs, the team that wins gets all the marbles... I mean balls... er... dragonballs. Since the dragonballs will grant 2 wishes, we will play in teams of 2, to make 1 wish per winner. Do you understand?" asked Purple Tentacle.
"Sure!" replied Howard, "We can make 3 teams of 2, but who will be your partner?"
"Me!" said Bowser as he entered the room.
"Ok just allow us to pick our teams." said Howard as the 6 of them huddled together.
"I say we go boy-girl, boy-girl," suggested brock who was obviously still hurting from his ordeal at the Castle Anthrax.
"I am the only girl," said Relena.
"Ok Brock, I gotcha! You can go with Relena..." said Howard. "I'll go with Goku and Mr. Dressup will team up with ALF."
"Not the Alien again!"
"Not the man who always changes his clothes..."
"It's settled then" said Purple Tentacle, "I'll set up the game, and then I'll explain the rules."
"I wonder what type of game he has in store for us?", questioned Relena.
"Probably some complex game that only a mastermind can be the victor in.", said Howard.
A couple of minutes PT emerged with a red board made out of plastic with a colored hippo on each end.
"HUNGRY HIPPOS? That's you game??" exclaimed ALF.
"Of course. It's my favorite game in the whole world."said Purple Tentacle,"One member from each team will control a hippo. The person who gobbles up the most of these wite marbles is the winner of that round. We'll play five rounds, interchanging between members of each team so they all get a turn. The team with the most rounds one is the winner. If there is a tie we'll have a tie breaker. Have I made myself clear?"
"yes", said the goofballs.
"Then let's play HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS!!!", anounced Purple Tentacle. And the game began.
In walks TXA...
"TXA will be the head official and announcer for this great match," said Purple Tentacle.
Lights turned on revealing a huge audience present to watch the match live and a camera crew....
"Now let's get this show on the road!" said TXA, "The first match will be Howard, Relena, ALF and Bowser."
"Now Bowser, don't destory the board," cautioned Purple Tentacle.
"Fine I won't."
"BEGIN" said TXA, "Relena appears to have an advantage..."
"Being a princess, what else do i have time to do?"
"For some reason Bowser sems to be holding back and ALF is getting his fur caught on the hippo. And Howard just can't keep up with Relena."
"I WIN! I WIN!!!" said Relena.
"Relena has easily won, collecting all but one marble, giving team Relena and Brock the first match."
"Round 2 has Goku, Mr. Dressup, Brock and Purple Tentacle."
"I love this game," says Purple Tentacle.
They begin.
"Hey, Goku take it easy," warned Howard.
"It appears that Goku is so with not destroying the hippo that he has no hope of winning. brock has taken an early lead. Oh wait. Mr. Dressup has dressed up like a girl, distracting Brock... It looks like it will come down to Purple Tentacle and Mr. Dressup. PT seems to be at a disadvantage because he doesn't have hands..."
"I never said I was any good!" said PT.
"Mr. Dressup is the winner!!!"
"Goku and Mr. Dressup are not going to switch for the next match... so they will be facing Bowser and Relena."
"Relena gets off to an early lead..."
"I hate being the strongest here!" said Bowser.
"What are you saying I am the strongest." said Goku.
"Oh yeah?" said Bowser as he pounded his hippo flat.
"Yeah." said Goku as he went Super Saiya-jin.
"Goku don't!" said Howard but it watoo late, Goku had already flattened the board...
"Well since Relena had the most when the board was wrecked her team will get the win."
"Ouch!" said Relena, "those 2 hurt my hands, off with their heads!!!"
"Well it appears that Relana will no longer be able to play due to injury, and they way she is chasing Bowser and Goku, I doubt they will be able to play either..."
The fourth match will be Howard, Brock, Purple Tentacle and ALF. If Brock wins this little tournament is over...
We all know that ALF and PT don't stand a chance, so it looks like its down to Brock and Howard..."
"Brock got a quick lead, until he saw Relena bending over to pick something up... Howard has won!!!"
Scoreboard:
Team Howard and Goku = 1 win
Team Relena and Brock = 2 wins
Team Mr. Dressup and ALF = 1 win
Team Bowser and Purple Tentacle = 0 wins
The fifth round matchup will be:
Howard, Brock, Mr. Dressup and Purple Tentacle...
Then the final match began...
"It looks like Howard's got the lead, but wait it looks as if Mr. Dressup is catching up with him. As for PT and Brock, they don't seem to stand a chance against these old folgies. Perhaps, it's they're many more years of experience that give them the advantage. It looks like a tight match, but wait. I think we have a winner. It's Mr. Dressup! It looks like we're gonna have to go for a tie breaker with Brock against Mr. Dressup and ALF's team, to see who the final winner will be."
"For the tiebreaker, we're gonna do something different.", explained purple Tentacle, "Whoever can catch this annoying little Meowth, wins the Dragonball! We'll drop him in the center and a member from each of the two teams will try to get him"
Because Relena's hands we're still injured, Brock went in for his team, while Alf went in for his. A Buzzer rang and they were off!
"It looks Alf is chasing after that Meowth like a bullet! He must really want those Dragonballs or something, but Brock seems like no match for this alien."
In less than half a minute Alf managed to catch the Meowth and seemed to be spring salt and pepper on it. TXA quickly ran over to congratulate Alf.
"Congradulations! You won the dragonball! How do you feel?", asked TXA.
"Hungry", said ALF in the process of seeking his teeth in to the Meowth.
After the crowd had left, and Alf ate the Meowth, Purple Tentacle presented him and Mr. Dressup the Dragonball. "Here's your Dragonball. I may be an evil dictator who would even betray his partner for the means of global domination, but I am a fair evil dictator who would even betray his partner for the means of global domination.", and with that he handed it over to the two.
Once Mr. Dressup and ALF had all seven Dragonballs they summoned the Eternal Dragon. How they were able to possibly know how to summon it without asking Goku, we don't know. Frankly we don't care. This is just a silly fic that we wrote for no real point at all. Anyways, once the Eternal Dragon had been summoned...
"Make your two wishes, and make them snappy", the Eternal dragon said, " The Magic school bus is on in five minutes and I don't want to miss it! Today they're gonna learn about trees."
"I see.", said ALF. "Well for my wish, I wish for the Sanc Kingdom to return back to it's normal state..."
"YAY!", cheered Relena.
"...because I'm starting to get sick of this Relena girl and I want her to leave us alone. Also becuase I already a deliscous cat already."
"Very well. And what about the second wish. I got 4 minutes left."
"Well", pondered Mr. Dressup, "There isn't anything that I really want. So I've decided to give my wish to TXA.
"Me? Why me, I really have nothing to do with the story!"
"I dunno"
"Well, I wish to appear in Goofball Z? 2 and a 1/2!"
"I am sorry. That is beyond my powers!"
"Darn, I really don't have any other wish..." said TXA
"Hey, if you give me the wish you can become the leader of the koopas. Then you would have to be in Goofball Z? 2 and a half!", said bowser.
"Okay!"
"Excellent! I wish to be a Harlem Globetrotter!", announced Boowser
"Granted, and I can still get back before Magic School Bus!"
Relena returned to the Sanc Kingdom where she became Queen. Purple Tentacle disbanded the PT foundation and opened a small pet store in Canada. The 5 remaining goofballs returned to Turkmanistan to await their next adventure...
"I guess there's only one thing left for us to do Goofballs", said Howard, "and you know what it is..."
DO IT ROCKAPELLA!!!!!
YEAH!
Do wop, bay do bay do wop, bay do bay do wop, bay do bay do wop pow!
Well she sneaks around the world from Kiev to Carolina
She's a sticky-fingered filcher from Berlin down to Belize
She'll take you for a ride on a slow boat to China
Tell me, where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
Steal their Seoul in South Korea, make Antarctica cry "Uncle,"
From the Red Sea to Greenland they'll be singing the blues
Well, they never Arkansas her steal the Mekong from the jungle
Tell me, where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
She go from Nashville to Norway, Bonaire to Zimbabwe
Chicago to Czechoslovakia and back!
Well she'll ransack Pakistan and run a scam in Scandinavia
Then she'll stick 'em up Down Under and go pick-pocket Perth
She put the Miss in misdemeanor when she stole the beans from Lima
Tell me, where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
Oh, tell me, where in the world is...tell me, where can she be?
Botswana to Thailand, Milan via Amsterdam, Mali to Bali, Ohio, Oahu!
Well she glides around the globe, and she'll flim-flam every nation
She's a double-dealing diva with a taste for thievery
Her itinerary's loaded up with moving violations
Tell me, where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
______________________________
YAY!!!!! It's done! Time to eat my neck.