The Book Hopper Machine Thingy
Chapter 1
By Ryker T Hawkins
and Cory Yuy (female)
Disclaimer: We don't own: anything that isn't ours, for one thing... We DO own: Things that are ours.
Duo *sits in his room bored (Bored rating: DUO READING!!!)* I'm hungry. *walks into the kitchen* Hm… I think I'll have some Cinnamon Toast Crunch *fixes himself a bowl of Cheerios* *looks at the box* Free prize inside? *digs through the box* SUCCESS!!! huh? what is this piece of junk? It looks like some kind of remote control. Hey, why don't I ask the others if they know what it is. *walks to the telephone* *calls the other g-boys*
~~~~~~Later...~~~~~~
Heero So, WHY are we here?
Duo I wanted to show you all this. *pulls out the thing*
Quatre What is it?
Duo Actually, that's why I invited you all here. I have no idea WHAT this thing is
Trowa Weren't there any instructions with it?
Duo No, I got it out of a cereal box.
Trowa Well, there's really only one way to find out.
Wufei Give me that. *takes the thing* *starts pushing buttons*
*****ZAP*****
Trowa *blinks*
Quatre You're right, Trowa, where are we?
Wufei *looks around and sees two massive boys standing behind him* Who the heck are you?
Trowa *looks at his clothing* What the heck am I wearing?
Quatre Who are they? *points to a table...or four...*
Wufei *still looking at the boys* HELLOOOOOOOOO?! Don't you TALK?
Boy #1 *grunts*
Boy #2 *blinks*
Wufei Apparently not...
Trowa *looks at the red-haired girl running up to him*
Girl RON! THERE you are!! I've been looking EVERYWHERE for you!
Trowa Who are you?
Girl *blinks* That's not funny, Ron. It's me, GINNY! Did Malfoy... *glares at Wufei*...Modify for memory or something?
Trowa That's not Malfoy...that's Wufei...
Ginny Who's Wufei??
Duo *stands up* Where are we?
Ginny Neville, I knew you forgot everything, but I didn't think you'd forget we're at HOGWARTS.
Duo Hogwarts...? WE'RE AT HOGWARTS?!
Quatre *cries* I wanna go HOME!
Heero *points at Duo* This is all YOUR fault!!!
Duo I didn't press the buttons! WUFEI did!
Wufei It was YOUR remote, Maxwell!
Duo How was I supposed to know what it did?!
Quatre We shouldn't be fighting!!
Ginny *looks at Quatre* Hermione, shouldn't you be studying or something?
Quatre HERMIONE?! I'M HERMIONE?!
Heero Who am I?
Ginny Harry, that's REALLY not funny! Is this some kind of joke? It isn't funny...
G-boys *blink*
Trowa Can we go HOME now?
Duo Um...okay...*grabs the remote from Wufei and presses buttons*
**********ZAP************
*****Cory: That was a lame beginning...I did most of that part...it's still lame...I made it lame...it wasn't Ryker...Anywho, R&R...wait, you read it already, didn't ya? {Note: In case some of you idiots out there didn't figure it out, Boys #1 & #2 were Crabbe and Goyle...-_-}*********
Chapter 1
By Ryker T Hawkins
and Cory Yuy (female)
Disclaimer: We don't own: anything that isn't ours, for one thing... We DO own: Things that are ours.
Duo *sits in his room bored (Bored rating: DUO READING!!!)* I'm hungry. *walks into the kitchen* Hm… I think I'll have some Cinnamon Toast Crunch *fixes himself a bowl of Cheerios* *looks at the box* Free prize inside? *digs through the box* SUCCESS!!! huh? what is this piece of junk? It looks like some kind of remote control. Hey, why don't I ask the others if they know what it is. *walks to the telephone* *calls the other g-boys*
~~~~~~Later...~~~~~~
Heero So, WHY are we here?
Duo I wanted to show you all this. *pulls out the thing*
Quatre What is it?
Duo Actually, that's why I invited you all here. I have no idea WHAT this thing is
Trowa Weren't there any instructions with it?
Duo No, I got it out of a cereal box.
Trowa Well, there's really only one way to find out.
Wufei Give me that. *takes the thing* *starts pushing buttons*
*****ZAP*****
Trowa *blinks*
Quatre You're right, Trowa, where are we?
Wufei *looks around and sees two massive boys standing behind him* Who the heck are you?
Trowa *looks at his clothing* What the heck am I wearing?
Quatre Who are they? *points to a table...or four...*
Wufei *still looking at the boys* HELLOOOOOOOOO?! Don't you TALK?
Boy #1 *grunts*
Boy #2 *blinks*
Wufei Apparently not...
Trowa *looks at the red-haired girl running up to him*
Girl RON! THERE you are!! I've been looking EVERYWHERE for you!
Trowa Who are you?
Girl *blinks* That's not funny, Ron. It's me, GINNY! Did Malfoy... *glares at Wufei*...Modify for memory or something?
Trowa That's not Malfoy...that's Wufei...
Ginny Who's Wufei??
Duo *stands up* Where are we?
Ginny Neville, I knew you forgot everything, but I didn't think you'd forget we're at HOGWARTS.
Duo Hogwarts...? WE'RE AT HOGWARTS?!
Quatre *cries* I wanna go HOME!
Heero *points at Duo* This is all YOUR fault!!!
Duo I didn't press the buttons! WUFEI did!
Wufei It was YOUR remote, Maxwell!
Duo How was I supposed to know what it did?!
Quatre We shouldn't be fighting!!
Ginny *looks at Quatre* Hermione, shouldn't you be studying or something?
Quatre HERMIONE?! I'M HERMIONE?!
Heero Who am I?
Ginny Harry, that's REALLY not funny! Is this some kind of joke? It isn't funny...
G-boys *blink*
Trowa Can we go HOME now?
Duo Um...okay...*grabs the remote from Wufei and presses buttons*
**********ZAP************
*****Cory: That was a lame beginning...I did most of that part...it's still lame...I made it lame...it wasn't Ryker...Anywho, R&R...wait, you read it already, didn't ya? {Note: In case some of you idiots out there didn't figure it out, Boys #1 & #2 were Crabbe and Goyle...-_-}*********