I wrote this after a day of watching lots of anime shows and playing FF7 for a long time

I wrote this after a day of watching lots of anime shows and playing FF7 for a long time.

            V. Parrot Face's Insights and Questions about Anime

Theory of Broad Shoulders

This theory applies only to villains that are monsters or robots.

The size of the villains shoulders is directly proportional to their power/evil.

Why is this? Any awnsers?

Other Villains

From the last theory we know that  broad shoulders increase the evil of robots and monsters. But have you ever noticed that the Broad Shoulder Mega Evil of Doom is never actually the final form? The broad shouldered terror is almost always replaced by a slim figure in black or crimson. Sometimes there are skinny demons, but never anything with broad shoulders. This slim figure is usually called the "Ultimate/Nameless/Very Ultimate Evil." This ultimate evil will always have an attack that looks awesome, but has no effect on the heros. It will also have an extreamly stupid-looking attack that causes the heros critical damage.

Colored Lights

This insight is purely about Digimon. You know that colored light thing that they always invoke when they fight anything major? They used it to kill Venomwhattsit. They used to stop Mr. Parrot Face's (Apocalymon's) ultimate attack thing. Well I had a thought about that. Why don't those Digifreaks just skip right to the Ultimate Evil and kill it instantly with their colored lights. Kind of makes Digivolving pointless, eh? And if we're lucky they might even cancel the show. Well… Maybe Mr. Parrot Face is OK, but he's dead.

            Bizzaro and Bizzaroer

Have any of you ever noticed that Venomwhattsit and Bizzaro Sephiroth look very similar? They do. They both have they same kind of limp, ugly hair. Both of them have no pupils. Both have striped horns that  stuck up out of their hair. Both even have really weird arms. But the worst of all was this: In their lower torsos, each has a large orb. So which is weirder? You decide.

            Spiky Hair

The hero of the story has the spikiest hair in the story. I think it's the hair gel getting into their brain.

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That's it. Waddya think?