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Hello again!  Sorry it took so long to get part two up.  Special Thanks to everyone who gave a review!   Now that My ego has been sufficiently fed lets go to part two!  If you don't know what is going on read part 1!  (Doi!)

Disclaimer:  I do not own Hey Arnold!  Nor am I claiming I do.  I Don't.

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            Stillness.  The clouds rolled away and the morning became warm and sunny.

                        They looked all over the courtyard.  Prince Arnold had vanished!

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            He never showed.  Helga waited all day, but he never showed.  When the wind picked up she thought about going home.  When she heard the thunderclap she was scared.  But when the sky cleared up she decided to wait.  She couldn't wait to see Arthur.  She waited until the sun was low, but he never showed.  Her heart was broken. 

      When she got back to the village there was a crowd around the village square.  She could hear the village crier  (Sid) ring his bell and shout.  Helga pressed closer until she could hear what Sid was saying.  "Hear ye, hear ye!"  Sid shouted.  "I bringeth thee sad tidings from the castle 'Sunsete Armes'!"  Sid cleared his throat.  "The curse foretold by King Phil has taken place.   Prince Arnold's feet hath touched the ground this very morn.  And since such happened, the Prince is nowhere to be found."  Gasps of horror are heard among the crowd.  Helga went home, looked to see that nobody was watching and cried.

     Queen Pookie didn't take the Prince's disappearance well.  Every year She would make an outfit (Sizing it to account for the growing up the Prince would have been doing), consisting of tunic, hose, and new leather shoes for the missing lad.  And as she sewed she would cry "Now Kimba would be 13!  Now Kimba would be 14!  Now 15!  16! 17!  18!" 

      And time passed for Helga as well.  Her family was a little better off now than they were when she was younger.  She wore her hair in braids now (think Inga takes over.)  She was even apprenticed to the local Apothecary (Who wasn't much older then herself.)  Phoebe had taught her quite a lot about which herbs cure what ailments.  Helga had once even made an herb delivery to "Sunsete Armes" castle! 

While she was there Helga inquired if there was a football-headed stable boy. 

There never was.

     When Arnold disappeared, King Phil couldn't find it in his heart to fire Gerald.

It took a while but they finally found work for him in the stable.  It was hard work but at least he could send money to his family back home.

     One night about a week after what would have been Arnold's 18th birthday, Gerald had to work late.  On his way back to his room he usually passed the locked bedroom built for Prince Arnold's birthday (It had since been used for storage.)  Even though it was midnight, Gerald paused as he passed it.  #Poor little guy…#  Gerald thought.  #On the day before the danger was over too.#  Suddenly Gerald's blood ran cold.  He thought he heard footsteps inside.  #How can somebody be inside?  Nobody's been inside since Queen Pookie put the latest suit she made in there!#  But as he stood there he distinctly heard footsteps.  Then he heard a crash as if somebody tripped over some boxes.  Then he thought he heard mumbling.  At this point Gerald was terrified.  Queen Pookie was rarely up this late (Early to bed, Early to rise!)  Gerald ran.

     First thing next morning Gerald went to see The King.  "Whats'a matter boy?  You look like you've seen a ghost?"  King Phil asked him.  "Your Majesty," Gerald said bowing, "Was your wife the queen up late last night."  "No, She went to bed before I did last night."  Gerald gulped.  He then proceeded to tell The King about what he had heard the night before.  Phil thought a minute before saying "Well we could all use an adventure.  How about we both go tonight and see if it happens again?" 

"Ggg.. go back?"  Gerald stammered. 

    "Well we're here no sound let's go!" Gerald said.  "Nonsense!  It's only Midnight now!  We should wait aminut before we…."  He stopped short.  "Listen…."  He mouthed to Gerald.  Footsteps were heard coming from the room.  Phil quickly unlocked the door and threw it open.  "Aha!"  He said.  Nobody was in there.  "Now that's odd." King Phil said quietly.

     The next morning Phil had the boxes removed.  But the phantom footsteps and the muttering continued.  This had continued for two weeks before King Phil had a dream.

     In Phil's dream he saw a woman.  She spoke to him.  "Your Grandson is alive.  He is enchanted and is spellbound in that room.  A maiden can set him free, but only if it's the right maiden…….."

    The next morning King Phil sent out a proclamation "Any maiden who spends a night in the haunted room and stays there till mourning shall have 100 gold coins!"  Harold the head of the royal guard complained "Hey!  How come only girls can do it!  I'm not chicken!"  Phil then told everyone present about his dream.  When he was finished Harold said "Yea, but why can't I try?"   Phil decided he could have his try first.

     That night Harold went into the room.  But shortly after midnight the door was flung open and Harold ran out screaming "WAAAAAA! MOMMEEEEEE!" and he ran off.

They didn't find him until the next morning.  He was curled up in stall in the stable.

"I.. I.. I ain't goin b-back in there!  T-there's a G-G-ghost!"

      One of the next people to try was Princess Rhonda of Wellington-Lloyd.

"And I shall do it in my stylish new 'Burgundian Style' gown.  There is no way I,

Rhonda of Wellington-Lloyd can fail!"  She declared.  But fail she did.  She ran screaming, and in the process got a tear in her gown. 

    And so it was for weeks.  Every day a new maiden came, and every night they ran screaming.  One 'maiden' with thick glasses had lost her wig in her/his flight from the room.

But the sad truth was nobody could free Prince Arnold.

 

     Helga was mixing herbs.  Phoebe and her were talking as they worked.  "So what do you think about the ghost at the castle Helga?"  "I don't know, I think it's a shame nobody's been able to score those hundred gold coins!  You think it's true about the identity of the ghost?" "I think it's quite possible that he is The Prince." "So why don't you try to sleep in the haunted room?" Phoebe blushed.  "No, not me.  I'm not brave enough.  Not even my Gerald is brave enough to go in there.  I still can't believe that Gerald and I are to be married."  "Me neither." Helga sighed.  "I think I'm done mixing this cold remedy.  Anything else you need me to do before I go home?"  "No, you should go home.  It's getting late.  I can finish up here."

     "Where's Ruth! It's her night to cook!"  Helga screamed.  "Oh yeah honey, she went to the castle to try her luck.  She said you'd do it." Miriam sighed from her seat. 

    "Like Wow!  I'm like, at the 'Sunsete Armes'!"  Ruth gushed.  "You're to stay until morning, 100 coins, yadda yadda yadda!" King Phil explained.  By this time the castle staff was pretty used to hearing all this, and they were pessimistic about The Prince ever being freed.  "But like, wait your Highness!  Can I have some like, food and cooking stuff and firewood to cook (I forgot to make dinner earlier.)" "hmm… Well okay.  Gerald here will show you to the room, I'll send somebody with some chow."

     It was almost midnight.  Ruth had built a fire in the fireplace, set the little table that was in there, and was cooking some stew for herself.  "Stew's up!" She said as she poured it into one of the little bowels on the table (She was so used to setting the table for four she had accidentally set the table for four.)    She had just had two mouthfuls of stew when she heard footsteps and moaning.  She just sat there eating her stew (It's hard to feel scared with warm food in you.) Suddenly before her eyes a translucent young man appeared.  He seemed to be wearing a blue tunic with fine embroidery (Surly the queen's handwork!)  hose, (ditto.) and a crown.  He had a handsome football-shaped head, but oh!

How very sad he looked.

    Ruth stared at him.  Then with a voice that seemed far away he asked sadly "Please, for whom have you cooked?"  "For myself, Duh!"  This response seemed to make him sadder.  "And, for whom is the table set?" "Like, for myself alone!"  This seemed to make him sadder still.  "For whom is the bed made?"  "Me! And don't let me catch you in it!"  Oh dear.  Now he was crying.  As he was ringing his hands he faded away.

And after that Ruth had a peaceful night.

     The next morning the guards were surprised to see Ruth walk out of the room.  The night watchman said he didn't even hear her scream.  Somebody had finally spent the whole night in the room.  King Phil was sad.  Prince Arnold had not been freed.           But a proclamation is a proclamation so he sent her home with 100 gold coins.

        "It is ever so nice you won the gold coins!" Lila exclaimed.  "We could always like, get more!" "Whatever do you mean sister dear?"  "Duh!" Ruth said.  "Like go to the castle, and spend the night like I did!" "I see.  It would be ever so nice to have 100 gold coins of my own.  I think I shall go."

        By that evening the word had spread that somebody had slept the entire night.  "And the hundred coins are still being offered!"  But that night the only one to offer to sleep in the haunted room was a young redheaded maid.

        "In order to get the coins you must spend the night, so on and so forth."  Phil instructed Lila.  "My sister has instructed me.  I will try my hardest sire."  "So your sister was the one how did it yesterday eh?"  Phil mused.  "Before I go, may I go borrow a few things from your pantry?"

         The room had been cleaned since yesterday.  The dishes cleared and the bed made.  Lila made a fire in the fireplace and set the little table."  "Oh dear!  In my haste I seem to have grabbed three bowls instead of one!" Lila exclaimed.  "Oh well, at least there'll be a bowl for soup in case I break one."  Lila had made a wonderful chicken soup and a roll too!

        At midnight she heard the moaning and footsteps.  Lila quietly ate some soup.

She saw the translucent young man appear in front of her like Ruth said.  She gave him a look.  He looked so very sad.  In a faraway voice he asked,  "Please, for whom is the soup made?" "I made it for myself, I am ever so hungry."  He seemed to be saddened by this.  "And for whom is the table made?" he asked sadly.  "For myself, myself alone."  This made him sadder still.   "And for whom is the bed made?"  "For myself.  I am ever so tired."  Ah me!  Now he was crying and wringing his hands.  He faded away.  Lila finished her soup and went to bed.

     Early the next morning Lila asked one of the guards to escort her to The King.  He sat on his throne with sad smile.  He gave her the gold coins as promised.  But when she left he sighed.  Arnold wasn't free.

        "Welcome home!  Did you like get the coins?" Ruth said enthusiastically.  The whole family was gathered around the table in the kitchen, with the exception of Miriam who was in her seat.  "All one hundred of them!  Whatever shall I spend them on?" "Was it scary?"  Asked Helga.  "Not at all.  And yes it's true, the ghost is The Prince."  Helga thought a moment.  * The Prince.  Ar…nold.  What sad fate that thou is trapped.* 

     "I think I would like to go too." Helga said.  "What." Miriam said from her seat.  "Sorry honey, you're to young."  "What!  I'm 18!  And besides you let Lila go and she is only ten months older than I am!"  "Let her go Mother.  It would be ever so nice to have another hundred coins."  "I don't want the stupid coins!" Helga said exasperatly.  "Huh?" Ruth asked.  "If you don't want the coins why go?" Lila asked.  "I want…. To set him free."  Ruth exploded (No not literally!)  "Are You like, nuts!  As long as that enchanted

twerp stays where he is there is gold for the taking!  Just do as we say and you'll have a peaceful time of it!"  And she and Lila proceeded to instruct Helga on what she was to do.

      That afternoon Helga had put on her best.  White peasant blouse, pink dirndl (It's a kind of dress, Look it up!), and dark pink apron.  She did her hair in her braids and started towards the castle.  When she got there she was escorted to The Kings presence by Gerald.  She knew him both from when he was small and lived in the village, and because he was engaged to her best friend.  "So, You're the widow's youngest right?"  Gerald asked.  She nodded.  "I thought you looked familiar."

     When she was in the throne room she looked around.  There was The King on the dais.   Queen Pookie was there too.  She had on a knight's helmet and was clutching a spear.  King Phil glanced down.  "You're here to spend the night in the room yes?"  He asked with a tinge of boredom.  "yes sir."  "Well to get your coins blah blah blah."       "Um… yea my sisters told me."  "She's the widow's youngest."  Gerald piped up.

"Oh.  Well let's see if Boldness runs in the family."  "Can I have some food and stuff?  Please?"

       When Helga went to the pantry she grabbed a lot. *Free food!*

She got help with firewood.  She built a warm toasty fire.  Over the fire she roasted a chicken, and made a large pot of vegetable soup.  She set the table (She had brought two bowels and two plates in case she broke something.), and sat down to wait.

       Around midnight she began to nibble on a chicken wing.  Then she heard footsteps and the softest moaning.  Helga felt terrified.  She wanted to run but out of terror just sat there.  Then before her eyes appeared…..  *Oh god!  It really is him!*  Before her was a handsome, translucent, young man.  Despite the fact he had aged a little Helga recognized him.  *It's true.  He isn't a stable boy after all.  My hasn't he grown though!*

        He spoke.  "Please, for whom have you cooked?"  Though his voice had changed a little this made Helga's realization solid.  *It is Arthur!  He and the prince are one in the same!*     Minutes passed silent.  He sighed then asked even more sadly "Please, will you not tell me?  For whom is this food made?"  Helga shook herself out of her thoughts and was about to reply as Ruth had instructed when she stopped.  She couldn't bear to see her beloved so sad.  She then looked at the table of food.  There was a lot of food.  Surely she wouldn't eat it all.

       "I made it for myself, but you can have some too." Helga said.  Arnold looked startled.  Then a tiny grin crept across his face.  "And for whom is the table set?" he asked.  "Criminey!   If you're gonna eat you might as well sit!  Doi!"  Oddly, this made him smile.   "And the bed?  For whom is it made?" he asked hopefully. 

"If you'd like, you can sleep in it."  And oh!  He was laughing with joy and clapping his hands.   "I accept!  Both bed and meal!  But first I should bid farewell to friends who have been kind to me."

       A huge, wide crack opened up in the floor.  This scared Helga quite a bit.  "I'll be right back."  He said to her before floating down into the large hole in the floor.  Helga couldn't decide wether to stay in this room alone, or following The Prince into the hole.

She decided to take her chances with the hole.

     As soon as she stepped in the large crack she began to gently float downwards.  After a minute the crack seemed to lead to another world.  She was now in the sky of a very beautiful world.  She could see Arnold below her floating to the ground.  Helga quickly pushed her dirndl down and prayed *Please don't look up! Please don't look up!*

     They landed in a field of flowers.  Helga hid quickly so he didn't see she was following him.  Arnold bent down and started to bid farewell to the flowers.  They nodded their blossoms and waved their leaves goodbye. Helga looked around her.

Far above she could barely see the crack in the sky.  To her left she saw gorgeous mountains.  To her right she a flowing river of crystal water.  She saw Arnold start to walk towards a forest.

     Helga followed him from a short distance.  When they got to the forest Helga noticed the trees were pure silver!  Birds of all sorts flew to The Prince.  He spent a few minters bidding them farewell.  "I'll miss you all, Especially you Chester."  He said as he softly patted a pigeon on the head.

      Helga looked up into the tree she was hiding behind.  On impulse she snapped a silver twig from the tree.  The sound caused Arnold to look around.   "Did you hear something?"  He asked his winged friends.  Then he shrugged.  He bid the birds farewell one last time, then walked further into the forest.  Helga quickly shoved the twig into her pocket and followed Arnold, being careful to hide behind trees in case he should turn around.

            A little farther on the forest changed.  Now the trees were solid gold!  After a very short time they came to a small clearing.  Helga stayed in the trees being careful not to be seen.   Animals of all sorts came to The Prince.  He spent a few minutes caressing them and bidding them thanks for all their kindness.

        Helga looked up the trees.  Again on impulse she snapped a twig off the tree.  The sound made Arnold look around.  "I'm sure I heard something this time." He said to nobody in particular.  He bid the animals a final goodbye and started back the way he came.  Helga quickly hid behind a tree, shoved the golden twig into her pocket, then followed Arnold back.  

         When he passed the birds in the silver trees he thanked them and bid them goodbye a final time.  When he passed the flowers he bid them thanks and farewell a final time.

Then he looked up to the crack in the sky and started to rise up.  Helga thought *Crud! How am I supposta get back up?!*   Throwing all caution to the wind she ran to Arnold and was able to grab the hem of his tunic.  Luckily for her, he didn't notice.  They rose back up through the crack.  When he was back in the room the crack started to close.  Helga got out in the nick of time.  "Hello?" he asked.  "Behind you, just sitting here." She responded.  "Oh, there you are!  Let's eat!"

            Funny.  She looks familiar.  She sure is pretty though Arnold thought as he sat across the table from her.  During dinner they had pleasant conversation.  Near the end of dinner he asked her "So, what is your name?" "I am Helga, youngest daughter of the widow Miriam."  She said not too bluntly.   This caused Arnold to nearly choke on some chicken.  No wonder she looks so familiar!  "And you are?" *As if I didn't already know!*  After clearing his throat he said, "I am Prince Arnold, also known as 'Arthur the really lousy stable boy.'  I honestly was going to tell you who I really was but," He sighed.  "I fell off my horse on the way to meet you that day."  "I kinda figured you weren't a stable boy."  *So I'm responsible for this.*  Helga felt sad at this thought but didn't let it show.

        So they spent some time pleasantly reminiscing.  Arnold had found himself falling in love.  It's too bad this can't last.  *This probably won't last.*   He asked after his family and friends.  "So Gerald's getting married?  That's wonderful!" Arnold said when he heard how his old page was doing.  He yawned. "I'm tired.  It must be at least 2 a.m.  You sure I can have the bed?"  "Go ahead.  It's no skin off of my nose!" "Okay.  Goodnight then."   He lay in the bed and was asleep within minutes.

         Helga had found herself falling in love all over again.  *I could have been nicer.  I probably won't even see him again.*  she thought as she sat down by the fire (Which at this point was only glowing embers.)  KLUNK!  "Owch!"  Helga had forgotten all about the twigs in her pocket!  They were now poking her behind.  She stood up and removed the twigs from her pocket.  She studied them carefully in the moonlight from the window.

They shone beautifully. 

        

            She walked over to the bed and gazed into Arnold's face.  He seemed positively real now.  He was (if possible) even more handsome than she had remembered.  He was still even wearing his crown.  Helga laid the golden twig at his head, and the silver twig at his feet.  She took a long look at his face.  *Might as well.  Might be the last chance I ever get.*  Helga bent down and kissed Arnold's lips.  He was fast asleep.  Helga sighed.

"Sweet dreams my beloved."  She said quietly as she sat back down on the floor near the fireplace.  She took one last glance at the bed before lying down and falling asleep herself.

          "Man that girl is lazy!  9:30 and she's still in bed!"  Gerald complained.  "I sure ain't seen her come out." The night guard for that portion of the castle said.  "By golly she must still be in there."  "Let's give her another 20 minutes before we wake her up." Phil said to everyone present.  "We must be quiet, lest the bear attack." Was all Queen Pookie had to say.  Twenty minutes passed without sign of the girl.  They all decided to go wake her up.

            Arnold was woken up by a loud "What in blazes!" in his grandfather's voice.  Then all of a sudden he heard many voices talking at once to him.  "Kimba's home!"  "My word!  It's The Prince!"  "Hey Arnold!  Is it really you man?"  "I missed you so much short-man!  I guess you're not so short now!"  He opened his eyes and saw the crowd of people around his bed.  "ugnn..  huh? Wha?"  He stammered.  He recognized his Grandparents, Gerald, and one of the former stable boys Stinky.  He bolted upright. Yes, it was definitely them.  He stared at his hands to see if they were real.  "I… I.. I'm still here but how?!"  Then a slow realization dawned on his face.  He looked in the corner at Helga, who had also been awakened by the commotion.

            "L.. last night.  You followed me didn't you?"  Arnold asked Helga.  Now everyone was looking at her.  Helga got up and stretched.  "Yes." She said as she plunked down on a stool.  "But weren't you scared?"  He asked with concern in his tender voice.

"Of course I was scared.  Doi!"  Helga said as she looked up briefly.  "If you were scared then why did you follow me?"  Helga could not control herself.  She jumped up. "Because I Love you Football head!" She yelled.  "I'm completely nuts about you!  Wacko!  Insane!  Infatuated!  Have been since you rode into my life and…"  Helga clapped her hand over her mouth realizing she had just blurt out her deepest secret!  She sat back down.

            "Helga!  Do you know what you did?!"  Helga shook her head with her hand still over her mouth.  "Because you followed me, even though you were scared, I'm free!  Free!  Oh happy day!!!" He jumped out of his bed.  The crowd around it backed up to give him room for his exuberant joy.    He turned around and saw the twigs lying on the bed.  He smiled a big goofy grin.  He swiftly gathered them together and threw them out the window!   When they landed in the garden a wonder happened.  From the silver twig arose a beautiful silver fountain that gave forth sweet, clear, refreshing water!  And from the golden twig grew a wonderful tree that bore golden apples!

            Everyone came up to Arnold to congratulate him on his newfound freedom.

Helga simply smiled at him from where she was sitting.  He politely thanked them and then slowly walked to where Helga was sitting.  "Helga?"  "Yea?"  "Last night, sharing those memories, I had a really good time.  And over the years you have grown so beautiful…." "What are you getting at?" "Well… Last night I realized I like you. 

I mean 'Like you Like you'.  And now I know you like me too.  So I guess I'm trying to say….. Will you go out with me?"  Helga fainted.  "Uh.. Helga?  Hello?"

            Three months later Arnold and Helga were married (He proposed on a date to the berry bushes where they met.)   The ceremony at the church was beautiful, but not as beautiful as Arnold and his Princess.  And after the ceremony King Phil was finally able to throw a great banquet.  The was food, wine, more food, and of course….  Dancing!

            "I cannot believe you are a Princess now Helga!" Phoebe said.  "Believe it Pheebs."  "Oh my Helga!  Where is your husband going with that!?!"  Arnold was walking towards Sir Thaddeus of Gamelthorpe with what appeared to be a blond wig.  "No offence Curly, but you look horrid in drag!" Arnold whispered in the noble's ear as he handed him the wig.  Sir Thaddeus blushed beet red.

            When Arnold and Helga danced, she was amazed at how well he danced.  As if reading her mind he said softly "I had a lot of time to practice."  Then he kissed her softly.  And when it came time to throw the bouquet who should catch it but Sir Eugene (More accurately the bouquet knocked him face first into his goblet of wine.)

During dessert King Phil came up to the bride and groom.  He said, "I just have one bit of advice Arnold."  "Yea?  Whats that Grandpa?"   The was a gurgling noise and Phil grabbed his stomach.  "Never eat raspberries."  The King said before dashing in the direction of the privy.

            Helga and Arnold were the happiest couple.  They loved each other dearly.

When King Phil died a few years later Arnold and Helga were coronated the new monarchs of the kingdom and the castle 'Sunsete Armes'.    King Arnold appointed Gerald head advisor.  Helga and Arnold did have children (That's another story though.)

And so it was that King Arnold and Queen Helga lived happily ever after (Despite the occasional lover's spat, which every healthy relationship has.)

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      A mouse has run.  My story's done.

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That's it!  I hope it was worth the wait!  You can convince me to write again by giving a revue.  But this time the name of the game is 'Constructive Criticism'.  If you like it,

Say why.  If you don't (Which I doubt you do judging the reviews from part 1) explain.

Did I get the characters right?  Were the descriptions good?  Reviewing makes me happy.

If however, you so happen to be Craig Bartlett you could make me very happy buy making my ficcy into a movie, and pay me as 'Creative assistant'.  Just publicly announce on the television you wish to do so and I'll see what I can do.  Until then I just write more fics in between activities.  :)