Cat didn't tell anyone what had happened. She went to work and came home.
She was lying on the couch reading a book. The phone rang.
"Hello."
"Hey Cat!" Her heart skipped a beat at the sound of his voice.
"Hi Andrew. How are you?"
"Ok, it's raining in Des Moines! I love the rain."
"So ready for your match tonight?"
"Yeah."
"So who is it tonight?"
"Bradshaw again."
"Good, kick his butt ok?" He could hear the laughter in her voice.
"Just like the last time!"
They talked for an hour.
"Well I better go. Time to get ready."
"Ok."
"Cat, I miss you..."
Her heart stopped. Then all she heard was static.
He missed me? He barely even knew me!
Later she decided to check her email.
TO: Mistress_Martin2002@yahoo.com
FROM: AJM2000@yahoo.com
Cat,
Hi. I wanted to tell you this on the phone but I am too much of a chicken. I had a great time with you Friday. I know it sounds crazy but I felt like there was a connection. I don't usually date fans, usually all the girls want is to be able to brag to their friends they slept with so and so. And it doesn't matter who. At first I thought you just didn't like me after meeting me, you know the real thing never lives up to the fantasy. Then I heard you with Lance. I was stunned. I really would like to see you again. I'll call you again soon. Think about it ok?
Andrew
I can't believe this! She thought to herself. He wants to see me again! Even though I didn't sleep with him! WooHooo! Ok now she had to tell someone. She instantly thought of her best friend. Damn Chell's phone was busy! She must be online.
She loaded her AOL and saw that she was online in a wrestling chat. She entered the chat.
EdgeGirl: Hey Cat! How was the show last night? Man I wish I could have gone!
Mistress Martin: Great! I got to meet several of the guys!
EdgeGirl: OMG! Like who?
TripleA: Yeah who!
HardyGirl4life: Tell, tell!
Mistress Martin: Oh let's see, I met Chris Jericho, Undertaker, Christian, Lance Storm, Edge...
TripleA: Woohoo! How fun! Get any pictures?
HardyGirl4life: Anyone else?
EdgeGirl: Didn't get to meet your honey huh?
Mistress Martin: Oh and one other guy... TEST!
EdgeGirl: Cat, how great! Was he nice?
Mistress Martin: He was incredibly sweet. As was Taker. Lance Storm is a JERK!
EdgeGirl: What about E&C?
Mistress Martin: Well Edge was pretty nice. I didn't get to talk to Christian much.
TripleA: I have heard they all expect one thing...
Mistress Martin: Well some of them do.
Hardygril4life: I'd give it to Matt!
TripleA: Or Hunter.
AJM2000: Hello Room!
Cat stopped. Oh my god! He was on!
TripleA: Hello
HardyGirl4Life: What's up?
EdgeGirl: Welcome.
Mistress Martin: How are you?
AJM2000: I'm great. Sore as hell but other than that I am good.
IM to AJM2000
Mistress Martin: Hey, they won't believe you either
AJM2000: I know.
TripleA: A/S/L check
HardyGirl4Life: f/18 CA
EdgeGirl: f/22 KS
TripleA: f/29 Frisco
AJM2000: 26/m Iowa ATM
Mistress Martin: 24/f KS
AJM2000: Hmm so it seems I am surrounded by women!
EdgeGirl: Lucky You!
Mistress Martin: What would be new about that?
AJM2000: Nothing, except the one that I want isn't right here beside me. I hate hotels.
TripleA: So AJM you said ATM, where do you normally live?
AJM2000: Tampa.
EdgeGirl: I guess you are trying to tell us you are Test huh?
AJM2000: What makes you say that?
EdgeGirl: Lets see, start with the screen name Andrew J. Martin...
EdgeGirl: Who is a male, 26...
TripleA: And we all know the WWF is in Iowa tonight.
EdgeGirl: And then I know I read somewhere that he lives in Tampa Bay Florida. Right Cat? You are the Test expert.
Mistress Martin: Yeah that is all true.
IM to Mistress Martin
EdgeGirl: Who does this guy think he is? Does he think we are idiots?
Mistress Martin: Chell, it is him. I swear. Don't tell though ok? I talked to him. I went to his hotel room with him...
EdgeGirl: No WAY! Did you, you know, screw him?
Mistress Martin: No I didn't.
EdgeGirl: Have you lost your freakin mind?
EdgeGirl: So Test, who do you wish were with you right now?
AJM2000: She knows who she is huh Cat?
Mistress Martin: Yeah right!
IM to Mistress Martin
EdgeGirl: OMG! Cat! No shit! This is unreal!
Mistress Martin: Come over, he will call me watch!
EdgeGirl: Give me 5 minutes!
TripleA: look we are not stupid! If you were really Test, shouldn't you be at the arena right now?
AJM2000: Actually, I should be but I sprained my wrist so I am off till Monday.
Mistress Martin: Are you ok? How did you sprain your wrist?
HardyGirl4Life: Cat don't tell me you believe this nut!
Mistress Martin: No Deb, of course not. Just playing along, it's funny.
AJM2000: On Lance Storm's jaw!
Mistress Martin: You didn't! Did you?
AJM2000: Hell yes I did. He made a rude comment about my girl. Can't let him get away with that now can I?
Cat heard the door open and Chell walked in. She motioned her over.
"He punched Lance? Why?"
"Lance came on to me in the parking lot after I left his room. That's why I said Lance was a jerk."
"Cat I cannot believe this!" Chell exclaimed
TripleA: Give us a break ok? I bet you are some fat 40-year-old wishing you looked like Test!
AJM2000: I guess I'm busted huh?
AJM2000: Cat can you get offline? I wanna hear your voice. I tried to call but the phone was busy.
Mistress Martin: Ok give me a minute.
She signed off. Two minutes later the phone rang. She picked up the receiver and hit the conference button.
"Hello."
"Hi Cat, it's me Andrew."
"Hi! Did you really punch Lance?"
"Yes I did! He was talking to RVD and made a rude comment so I punched him."
"Andrew! You shouldn't have."
"Yeah I know I hurt my wrist and got suspended for 2 days!"
Chell was dying. She was rarely ever speechless.
Cat hit the conference button again so only she could hear him.
"So did you get my email?" He asked
"Yeah I did."
"So what's your answer? Will you go out with me?"
"Sure, the next time you guys are here."
"That will be more often now that Vince bought WCW. But actually I thought I'm off for the next two days, I would hop on a flight and head back to Wichita. If you don't mind that is.
"I'd like that."
"I miss you Cat."
"I miss you too. Call me when you get here ok? I'll pick you up. That way you don't have to rent a car."
"Ok Cat. See you soon."
"Bye Andrew."
"OH MY FUCKING GOD CAT!" Chell screamed
"Calm down! Jeez Chell, he's coming back here! I can't believe it! He wants to see me!"
Chell sat down on the couch.
"Cat you are so lucky!"
"Why cause he's famous?"
"No because he is gorgeous!"