A Saturday night with Mayer's daughter
As blink walked past the crowds of people at grand central station he brushed his sun bleached hair aside and looked around for any females in the vicinity of where he was standing. Quite disappointing really, there was a small group of women he supposed to be roughly sixty, if he wanted someone like that he had only to go and see Medda. Four girls of approximately his age stood in the shelter of a tree away from the crowds but they were obviously members of upper society. They were far too well dressed to be interested in him. But hey, he could try anyway. He strutted over to them, rather resembling a penguin with a bad leg. " 'S'not often youse see such good lookin' goils in dis part a town" he uttered in what he obviously thought was a suave and sexy voice. One by one the girls turned to him and gave him a look which made him want to die on the spot. "So" he muttered "want to buy a pape?" he attempted a laugh but the noise that came out sounded like a chicken being strangled. "Umm no" said the tallest of the girls, as if it was the most obvious thing ever. This was more than he could take; he wasn't such a bad catch really! "Well bye then sweetface" he said, sounding incredibly put out, he turned around and walked away as fast as he possibly could. Unfortunately, in his hurry he failed to notice a large crack in the pavement and he flew forwards, flat on his face. His papers flew in all directions and he was left sprawled across the pavement. He could feel his face turning a violent shade of purple and to his horror he could hear the group of girls laughing behind him. He shut his eyes and fainted, he was sitting on a chair in a room surrounded by lots of girls who seemed very interested in everything he said. "Umm, Blink, is that you?" He heard a familiar female voice from somewhere far away. He shuddered as he remembered where he was, he lifted his head and opened his eyes slowly to see the face of Sarah Jacobs slowly coming into focus. He stood up as quickly as he could and stepped around Sarah, he was having a bad day, he didn't need her adding to it. "Wait, wait for me!" He heard her shout, there was nothing else for it, he turned around and said in what he hoped was a cheerful voice "Hey Sarah, didn't see ya there."
"You dropped this" she said and smiled at him as she handed him his hat from the basket she was carrying. "You should be more careful you know" what did she think? That he enjoyed falling over in the middle of a crowded street and completely embarrassing himself? "Well umm, I'd better go, I'm meeting Jack" she said.
"Fine, I'll see ya later." As she walked away from him back towards the station he thought about just how annoying that girl was, what did Jack see in her exactly?
As blink walked past the crowds of people at grand central station he brushed his sun bleached hair aside and looked around for any females in the vicinity of where he was standing. Quite disappointing really, there was a small group of women he supposed to be roughly sixty, if he wanted someone like that he had only to go and see Medda. Four girls of approximately his age stood in the shelter of a tree away from the crowds but they were obviously members of upper society. They were far too well dressed to be interested in him. But hey, he could try anyway. He strutted over to them, rather resembling a penguin with a bad leg. " 'S'not often youse see such good lookin' goils in dis part a town" he uttered in what he obviously thought was a suave and sexy voice. One by one the girls turned to him and gave him a look which made him want to die on the spot. "So" he muttered "want to buy a pape?" he attempted a laugh but the noise that came out sounded like a chicken being strangled. "Umm no" said the tallest of the girls, as if it was the most obvious thing ever. This was more than he could take; he wasn't such a bad catch really! "Well bye then sweetface" he said, sounding incredibly put out, he turned around and walked away as fast as he possibly could. Unfortunately, in his hurry he failed to notice a large crack in the pavement and he flew forwards, flat on his face. His papers flew in all directions and he was left sprawled across the pavement. He could feel his face turning a violent shade of purple and to his horror he could hear the group of girls laughing behind him. He shut his eyes and fainted, he was sitting on a chair in a room surrounded by lots of girls who seemed very interested in everything he said. "Umm, Blink, is that you?" He heard a familiar female voice from somewhere far away. He shuddered as he remembered where he was, he lifted his head and opened his eyes slowly to see the face of Sarah Jacobs slowly coming into focus. He stood up as quickly as he could and stepped around Sarah, he was having a bad day, he didn't need her adding to it. "Wait, wait for me!" He heard her shout, there was nothing else for it, he turned around and said in what he hoped was a cheerful voice "Hey Sarah, didn't see ya there."
"You dropped this" she said and smiled at him as she handed him his hat from the basket she was carrying. "You should be more careful you know" what did she think? That he enjoyed falling over in the middle of a crowded street and completely embarrassing himself? "Well umm, I'd better go, I'm meeting Jack" she said.
"Fine, I'll see ya later." As she walked away from him back towards the station he thought about just how annoying that girl was, what did Jack see in her exactly?