By the end of the hour Spire and Hermione had waged an all out battle for the teacher's attention, however Harry severly questioned Spire's motives. It wouldn't have been so bad, if Sirius hadn't spent most of the class calling on Spire, when he usually tried to get everyone to share.

When the bell for lunch finally ended, Harry closed up his books as fast as he could and grabbed Ron by the arm pulling him aside.

"Don't you think that was a little . . . um . . . odd?"

Ron nodded and stuck his head back up to the door.

"Listen, she's still in there talking to him!"

"What?"

"Shh . . ."

The leaned into the door and listened.

"You did very well in class today. I hope you'll be willing to help me out some time with some of our other subjects."

"Well, I guess I consider myself sort of an expert on vampires seeing as I, well, you know my dad. And I'd be completely willing to help you professor."

"Please, call me Sirius. The only ones who call me 'professor' are the other teachers, not including Hagrid, and I try to keep myself on a more personal level with my students."

"Alright, Sirius. I'll be sure to keep that in mind if I ever need any extra help with one of our subjects. I guess I should get going, so I don't miss lunch."

Hearing that, and not wanting to be caught eavesdropping, Harry and Ron ran full pace down towards the Dining Hall. When they were nearly there the heard professor McGonagall's heels clicking quickly down the hall so they ducked out of sight to avois questioning.

"Unbelievable. You've only been here five hours, and already you're causing problems."

"Oh, come on professor, it was just for fun! You can clean it up with a spell! It'll take two seconds!"

"Never in my years at this school have I met such an . . ."

Harry and Ron exchanged looks as she dragged Destiny down the hall.

"What was that about?"

When they reached the Dining Hall they found out.

"Harry! Ron! You won't believe what happened!"

It was Fred and George Weasley running up to them covered in food. Actually, most of the walls were covered in food as well.

"What happened?" Ron asked looking at his brothers accusingly.

Fred explained.

"Y'know that new Slythrin girl? Well, she was talking to Malfoy and Pansy Parkinson got jealous so she and Milicent Bulstrood thought that they'd be funny and pick a fight with her. Malfoy had apparently caught on to why thry were teasing her and told them to knock it off. So the finally sat down but Pansy made some comment about all the 'mudblood trash' invading our school. Well right about then that new girl threw a pumpkin pastie at her and jumped her. So the whole school broke out in a food fight while the new girl wailed on Pansy. Finally McGonagall broke 'em up, and took off with the new girl while Milicent took Pansy down to the hospital wing."

"Wow," Harry murmered sounding shocked, but looking impressed.

George laughed.

"Yeah, but you know what Snape did the whole time? He laughed, I mean I didn't even know he COULD, but he LAUGHED!"

Harry and Ron exchanged extremely worried glances.

"This does not bode well."