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:Hi-hi, there. Hojo again! Hmmm It seems my expirement has been interupted, by Sephiroth's troubles with the law. Looks like I'll have to bail him out. Wheeehehehehehehehhehe**snort**hehehehehhe
Some where in a huge maximum security prison.....
Sephiroth:**sits in his cell, with his roommates....uhh...le'see... some guy who looks like Mr T...or like Barret, whatever, and.....Mukki!** I'M FREE! FREE I TELL YOU! FREEEEEEEEEE!! **Psycotic laughter**
Mr T wanna B: **under his breath** Crazy punk @$$ foo'...
Mukki: Ai bubby!! **puts his arm around Sephiroth's shoulders**
Sephiroth: Uhh...... **goes to sit on the other bunk with the Mr T/Barret creature which will now be called Mr. Tarret Tallace**
Mr Tarret Tallace: **continues mumbling things that a Mr T/Barret thing would say**
Sephiroth: ...... **moves to sit in the corner of the room**
Sephiroth: ............
Mr Tarret Tallace: ............
Mukki: ............
Takkeshi: **walks up, dressed as a police officer** Excuse me... Mr..... S... Serp... ee... rat?
Sephiroth: SEPHIROTH!
Takkeshi: **grins** ... Whatever, anyways someone posted bail for you, you're free to....
Sephiroth: WHAT?! I thought I killed all those brain-dead insolent mortal fan-girls who would have posted bail for me!
Takkeshi: **opens the cell door** Move it!
Sephiroth: **leaves the cell** grumble grumble grumble... bitch.. **police batton conects with his rear** OW! POLICE BRUTALITY!
Takkeshi: PIPE DOWN! **bashes him again** Tee hee....
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In the waiting room of the prison... Sephy' and 'Kesshi walk in. The first thing they see is .... Aerith/is?!?
Sephiroth: You! You dare to post bail for me!! **flies over to Aerithis and runs her through**
Takkeshi: Uh.... she didn't post bail for you... she was visiting criminals and preaching the word of the planet....
Sephiroth: ....Oh well.
Takkeshi: ...... Aaaanyways...... there's the guy who bailed you out... **points across the room**
Hojo: **loudly** Hi! Hi, son! Hi! **flaps his arms around wildly** Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Sephiroth: .......... **fumes**
Takkeshi: Well, bye now! **releases Sephiroth, not giving a second thought to the fact that he just killed a second person. (94,823th if you count the fan girls..... I don't)**
Sephiroth: **whacks Hojo upside the head with the Masamune**
Hojo: X_X
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Back on the cell block....
Mr Tarret Tallace: Mukki?
Mukki: Bubby?
Mr Tarret Tallace: Mukki!
Mukki: Bubby!
Mr Tarret Tallace, and Mukki: **start making out**
Real Police Officer: Hey where'd Sephiroth go!?
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Menwhile in Hojo's lab...... Hojo is lieing on the floor in a pool of his own blood, Yuffie is rambling about stuff that happened at the wutai social, and Sephiroth is reading a book called 'Surgery for Dummies'.
Yuffie: and then he was like 'Psh' an' I was all like 'totaly!' and he was like 'dude!' and I was like...
Sephiroth: How many times do I have to say this?!? BE SILENT YOU DITZY CHILD!
Yuffie: Ignores him and keeps babling**
Sephiroth: **shuders**
Vincent: **busts in to the room** Sephiroth!
Sephiroth: huh?
Vincent: **whines** I can't belive you were gonna torture Hojo and you didn't invite me!
Sephiroth: Oh well... As long as you're here you can help me...**show Vincent the page he's looking at** Whats a... suture?
Vincent: Uh.....**fishes around in his pocket** here just use this **holds out a staple gun**
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Four hours later..
Hojo: **wakes up** uhgh? **turns over to find that he is stapled to Yuffie!** GHAAAAAAAH!!!
Yuffie: Hi!
Hojo: GHAAAAAAAAAAH!!
Vincent and Sephiroth: **laugh insanely**
Takkeshi: **still dressed as a police woman, also laughs insanely** Soooo.... Vincent....**puts her arm around his shoulder** will you come home with me?
Vincent: **screams like a girl and runs away**
Takkeshi: ....damn.
Sephiroth: I knew he was gay.....
Takkeshi: **whaps him with police batton, then follows Vincent**
********AUTHOR'S NOTE********
I realy don't have anything against Aerith/is, killing her just seems to be a trend among comedy fic writers.
:Hi-hi, there. Hojo again! Hmmm It seems my expirement has been interupted, by Sephiroth's troubles with the law. Looks like I'll have to bail him out. Wheeehehehehehehehhehe**snort**hehehehehhe
Some where in a huge maximum security prison.....
Sephiroth:**sits in his cell, with his roommates....uhh...le'see... some guy who looks like Mr T...or like Barret, whatever, and.....Mukki!** I'M FREE! FREE I TELL YOU! FREEEEEEEEEE!! **Psycotic laughter**
Mr T wanna B: **under his breath** Crazy punk @$$ foo'...
Mukki: Ai bubby!! **puts his arm around Sephiroth's shoulders**
Sephiroth: Uhh...... **goes to sit on the other bunk with the Mr T/Barret creature which will now be called Mr. Tarret Tallace**
Mr Tarret Tallace: **continues mumbling things that a Mr T/Barret thing would say**
Sephiroth: ...... **moves to sit in the corner of the room**
Sephiroth: ............
Mr Tarret Tallace: ............
Mukki: ............
Takkeshi: **walks up, dressed as a police officer** Excuse me... Mr..... S... Serp... ee... rat?
Sephiroth: SEPHIROTH!
Takkeshi: **grins** ... Whatever, anyways someone posted bail for you, you're free to....
Sephiroth: WHAT?! I thought I killed all those brain-dead insolent mortal fan-girls who would have posted bail for me!
Takkeshi: **opens the cell door** Move it!
Sephiroth: **leaves the cell** grumble grumble grumble... bitch.. **police batton conects with his rear** OW! POLICE BRUTALITY!
Takkeshi: PIPE DOWN! **bashes him again** Tee hee....
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In the waiting room of the prison... Sephy' and 'Kesshi walk in. The first thing they see is .... Aerith/is?!?
Sephiroth: You! You dare to post bail for me!! **flies over to Aerithis and runs her through**
Takkeshi: Uh.... she didn't post bail for you... she was visiting criminals and preaching the word of the planet....
Sephiroth: ....Oh well.
Takkeshi: ...... Aaaanyways...... there's the guy who bailed you out... **points across the room**
Hojo: **loudly** Hi! Hi, son! Hi! **flaps his arms around wildly** Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Sephiroth: .......... **fumes**
Takkeshi: Well, bye now! **releases Sephiroth, not giving a second thought to the fact that he just killed a second person. (94,823th if you count the fan girls..... I don't)**
Sephiroth: **whacks Hojo upside the head with the Masamune**
Hojo: X_X
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Back on the cell block....
Mr Tarret Tallace: Mukki?
Mukki: Bubby?
Mr Tarret Tallace: Mukki!
Mukki: Bubby!
Mr Tarret Tallace, and Mukki: **start making out**
Real Police Officer: Hey where'd Sephiroth go!?
_______________________________________________________
Menwhile in Hojo's lab...... Hojo is lieing on the floor in a pool of his own blood, Yuffie is rambling about stuff that happened at the wutai social, and Sephiroth is reading a book called 'Surgery for Dummies'.
Yuffie: and then he was like 'Psh' an' I was all like 'totaly!' and he was like 'dude!' and I was like...
Sephiroth: How many times do I have to say this?!? BE SILENT YOU DITZY CHILD!
Yuffie: Ignores him and keeps babling**
Sephiroth: **shuders**
Vincent: **busts in to the room** Sephiroth!
Sephiroth: huh?
Vincent: **whines** I can't belive you were gonna torture Hojo and you didn't invite me!
Sephiroth: Oh well... As long as you're here you can help me...**show Vincent the page he's looking at** Whats a... suture?
Vincent: Uh.....**fishes around in his pocket** here just use this **holds out a staple gun**
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Four hours later..
Hojo: **wakes up** uhgh? **turns over to find that he is stapled to Yuffie!** GHAAAAAAAH!!!
Yuffie: Hi!
Hojo: GHAAAAAAAAAAH!!
Vincent and Sephiroth: **laugh insanely**
Takkeshi: **still dressed as a police woman, also laughs insanely** Soooo.... Vincent....**puts her arm around his shoulder** will you come home with me?
Vincent: **screams like a girl and runs away**
Takkeshi: ....damn.
Sephiroth: I knew he was gay.....
Takkeshi: **whaps him with police batton, then follows Vincent**
********AUTHOR'S NOTE********
I realy don't have anything against Aerith/is, killing her just seems to be a trend among comedy fic writers.