These are just a couple of little ditties I wrote for a print fanzine a few years back. (I was bored, okay?) *grin*

A LIMERICK
by Trish Bennett

There was a young Captain named Kirk
Who took a great pride in his work
He's heroic and true,
yet compassionate, too
And those tight pants just drive me berserk!



ANOTHER LIMERICK
by Trish Bennett

There once was a Captain from Earth
Who seemed destined for greatness from birth
The unrivaled James T.
Roams the vast galaxy
And defends it with all that he's worth