(Screen comes up a dim stage. M-chan is sitting between Duo and Wufei, looking comfortable. Lights go up to a perfect tint.)
M-chan: Congrats, Quatre. You're getting good at this.
Quatre: (smiles shyly) Thanks.
M-chan: (whispers to Wufei) We really need to get him a girlfriend.
Chibi: (In audience) I volunteer!!
Wufei: O.o() How did she hear us?
Duo: (smiles into the camera) Hello and welcome to the second episode of Guy Talk.
M-chan: ^.^V We made it!
Wufei: (whispers) Just barely.
Duo: As I'm sure you've already guessed, M-chan is our guest host.
M-chan: ^^ A whole show with Wufei. (glomps Wufei)
Wufei: *sigh* Today's guest is from the hit show Sailor Moon. Will you please welcome the onna....
M-chan: (bops Wufei on the head) What did I tell you about using THAT word around me?
Wufei: -_-() sorry. Will you please welcome our guest Rei Hino.
(All is quiet. Crickets chirp. Someone coughs. Trowa walks across the stage to M-chan and whispers something in her ear.)
M-chan: What do you mean she can't make it!? (Trowa shrugs) Damn Amazon Trio always getting in the way. Trowa go get me the guest list.
Wufei: I believe now would be a good time for a commercial break...
(M-chan, and her best friend Chibi-chan, walk forward.)
Chibi: Do you have an annoying anime Character roaming the house? Or maybe perhaps a little brother or sister? Well your problems are solved.
M-chan: (pulls out a little red button) This is an ejection button. Just point it at someone or something and push. Through the roof or maybe out the window they will fly, anywhere is fine.
Chibi: They come in various sizes and colors. Buy one today! Oh and don't forget to read my story, Conflicts!
(the two walk off)
M-chan: Self insertion is bad, didn't you know that?
Chibi-chan: No it's not! (turns back to camera) Don't forget to read it!
M-chan: .... *sigh*
And now back to the show.
(M-chan is seen with a list in one hand and a cell phone in the other. The list flops over and many X's are seen)
M-chan (angrily): Yah! Well same to you to buddy. (Turns off phone) Damn agents, so snobby. (notices that they're back on the air) Uh...
Wufei: *snicker* Nice save.
M-chan: (glares at Wufei) Well unfortunately we couldn't get anyone to come, so....
(side door creaks open and in walks a purple-haired guy.)
Trunks: Could someone help me? My time machine broke down.
Everyone but M-chan: .... ?_?
M-chan: Trunks-kun!!!!
(Trunks's eyes get wide and he rushes for the door, but is too slow. M-chan glomps onto him snugly, hearts in her eyes.)
M-chan: Trunks-kun. You are such a life saver. You see, my guest canceled and low and behold you turn up here. My show will be saved!
Trunks: *sigh* I guess I have no choice.
M-chan: ^.^V Goody goody gumdrop!!!!
(M-chan and Trunks walk over to the couch. M-chan throws Duo off the couch so Trunks can sit down and her next to him. Wufei is scowling and Duo lands on his face.)
Wufei: Humph. *death glare to Trunks*
Duo: Owchies ;_; (notices a blond in the audience) Hello there babe.
Backstage: Ahem!
(Duo glances Backstage. Hilde is standing there, glaring at him)
Duo: Hey M-chan. Why is Hilde here? (Hilde's glare intensifies)
M-chan: She's our new treasurer. And she wanted to keep an eye on you. }: )
Duo: Right. -_-()
Wufei: (to Trunks) So, are you a martial artist or some cheap imitation?
M-chan: (bursts into a giggle fit) Hehehehehehehe!
Wufei: ?_? what?
M-chan: (ruffles his hair) You can be so naive sometimes!
Wufei: *Super Heero Yuy death glare*
Trunks: Uh heh. ^_^() Well I did save the world.
Heero (from behind the camera): Well so did I! It was all me!! Me! Me! Me!
Other pilots: -_- We did help you know!
(M-chan senses rebellion among the pilots, so she wisely changes the subject.)
M-chan: So do you have a girlfriend?
Trunks: ...*blush*
Duo: Ah ha! So the rumors about you and Pan going out are true!!
Trunks: Maybe. I'm not saying! *super blush*
M-chan }: ) Hehe. How about a tournament!
Trunks (brightens up): A fighting tournament?!
M-chan: Nope ^_^V a video game tournament!
Everyone else: -_-() Oh joy.
Trowa: What game will we be playing?
Trunks: O.O you spoke! *faints*
M-chan: *poke* Trunks-kun? (glares at Trowa) You killed our guest, you moron!
Trunks: *wakes up* Ugh.
M-chan: *glomps Trunks* You're alive!!
Wufei (to Trunks): You should have stayed dead.
M-chan: (glares at Wufei) I heard that!
Wufei: *smirk* I know.
(M-chan pulls out a big box. In it appears to be various game systems and games.)
M-chan: (pulls out Super Nintendo and Nintendo 64) Ah ha! We're ready for business.
Quatre: *sweatdrop* What about the games?
M-chan: Oh yeah! Hehe, silly me to forget! (rummages through box again) Zelda, nope. (throws it behind her) Mariokart, not a chance! (also throws this one behind her and it hits Duo in the forehead)
Duo: x_x Ouch.
M-chan: (pulls out three really dusty games) Here they are! (gives them to Quatre) Hold these while I set up everything.
Heero: Time for a commercial....
(M-chan walks on the stage, Magic Mallet of Doom in her hand)
M-chan: Hello. I have here, another product form Fan Girls Inc. This is a Magic Mallet. You may also add a name as I did. Despite it's size, it is very light.
(Duo sneaks in, a Magic Mallet in hand. Getting behind her, he holds a finger to his lips for silence.)
Duo: Take that!!!!! (swings the Mallet at her head) WHAM!
M-chan: They come in many colors and sizes.
Duo: ?_? (swings again) WHAM!!!
M-chan: You can keep them in hammerspace, where you can get them whenever you want.
Duo: *growl* (swings harder this time) WHAM!!!
M-chan: Thank you. (swings Mallet at Duo, who goes flying)
Duo: I get hurt a lot on this show x_x
M-chan: Remember, author's protection works every time! ^_~
And now back to the show
M-chan: *sigh* We have run out of time. Tune in next time for our video game tournament.
(lights fade and them song starts to play)
M-chan: Congrats, Quatre. You're getting good at this.
Quatre: (smiles shyly) Thanks.
M-chan: (whispers to Wufei) We really need to get him a girlfriend.
Chibi: (In audience) I volunteer!!
Wufei: O.o() How did she hear us?
Duo: (smiles into the camera) Hello and welcome to the second episode of Guy Talk.
M-chan: ^.^V We made it!
Wufei: (whispers) Just barely.
Duo: As I'm sure you've already guessed, M-chan is our guest host.
M-chan: ^^ A whole show with Wufei. (glomps Wufei)
Wufei: *sigh* Today's guest is from the hit show Sailor Moon. Will you please welcome the onna....
M-chan: (bops Wufei on the head) What did I tell you about using THAT word around me?
Wufei: -_-() sorry. Will you please welcome our guest Rei Hino.
(All is quiet. Crickets chirp. Someone coughs. Trowa walks across the stage to M-chan and whispers something in her ear.)
M-chan: What do you mean she can't make it!? (Trowa shrugs) Damn Amazon Trio always getting in the way. Trowa go get me the guest list.
Wufei: I believe now would be a good time for a commercial break...
(M-chan, and her best friend Chibi-chan, walk forward.)
Chibi: Do you have an annoying anime Character roaming the house? Or maybe perhaps a little brother or sister? Well your problems are solved.
M-chan: (pulls out a little red button) This is an ejection button. Just point it at someone or something and push. Through the roof or maybe out the window they will fly, anywhere is fine.
Chibi: They come in various sizes and colors. Buy one today! Oh and don't forget to read my story, Conflicts!
(the two walk off)
M-chan: Self insertion is bad, didn't you know that?
Chibi-chan: No it's not! (turns back to camera) Don't forget to read it!
M-chan: .... *sigh*
And now back to the show.
(M-chan is seen with a list in one hand and a cell phone in the other. The list flops over and many X's are seen)
M-chan (angrily): Yah! Well same to you to buddy. (Turns off phone) Damn agents, so snobby. (notices that they're back on the air) Uh...
Wufei: *snicker* Nice save.
M-chan: (glares at Wufei) Well unfortunately we couldn't get anyone to come, so....
(side door creaks open and in walks a purple-haired guy.)
Trunks: Could someone help me? My time machine broke down.
Everyone but M-chan: .... ?_?
M-chan: Trunks-kun!!!!
(Trunks's eyes get wide and he rushes for the door, but is too slow. M-chan glomps onto him snugly, hearts in her eyes.)
M-chan: Trunks-kun. You are such a life saver. You see, my guest canceled and low and behold you turn up here. My show will be saved!
Trunks: *sigh* I guess I have no choice.
M-chan: ^.^V Goody goody gumdrop!!!!
(M-chan and Trunks walk over to the couch. M-chan throws Duo off the couch so Trunks can sit down and her next to him. Wufei is scowling and Duo lands on his face.)
Wufei: Humph. *death glare to Trunks*
Duo: Owchies ;_; (notices a blond in the audience) Hello there babe.
Backstage: Ahem!
(Duo glances Backstage. Hilde is standing there, glaring at him)
Duo: Hey M-chan. Why is Hilde here? (Hilde's glare intensifies)
M-chan: She's our new treasurer. And she wanted to keep an eye on you. }: )
Duo: Right. -_-()
Wufei: (to Trunks) So, are you a martial artist or some cheap imitation?
M-chan: (bursts into a giggle fit) Hehehehehehehe!
Wufei: ?_? what?
M-chan: (ruffles his hair) You can be so naive sometimes!
Wufei: *Super Heero Yuy death glare*
Trunks: Uh heh. ^_^() Well I did save the world.
Heero (from behind the camera): Well so did I! It was all me!! Me! Me! Me!
Other pilots: -_- We did help you know!
(M-chan senses rebellion among the pilots, so she wisely changes the subject.)
M-chan: So do you have a girlfriend?
Trunks: ...*blush*
Duo: Ah ha! So the rumors about you and Pan going out are true!!
Trunks: Maybe. I'm not saying! *super blush*
M-chan }: ) Hehe. How about a tournament!
Trunks (brightens up): A fighting tournament?!
M-chan: Nope ^_^V a video game tournament!
Everyone else: -_-() Oh joy.
Trowa: What game will we be playing?
Trunks: O.O you spoke! *faints*
M-chan: *poke* Trunks-kun? (glares at Trowa) You killed our guest, you moron!
Trunks: *wakes up* Ugh.
M-chan: *glomps Trunks* You're alive!!
Wufei (to Trunks): You should have stayed dead.
M-chan: (glares at Wufei) I heard that!
Wufei: *smirk* I know.
(M-chan pulls out a big box. In it appears to be various game systems and games.)
M-chan: (pulls out Super Nintendo and Nintendo 64) Ah ha! We're ready for business.
Quatre: *sweatdrop* What about the games?
M-chan: Oh yeah! Hehe, silly me to forget! (rummages through box again) Zelda, nope. (throws it behind her) Mariokart, not a chance! (also throws this one behind her and it hits Duo in the forehead)
Duo: x_x Ouch.
M-chan: (pulls out three really dusty games) Here they are! (gives them to Quatre) Hold these while I set up everything.
Heero: Time for a commercial....
(M-chan walks on the stage, Magic Mallet of Doom in her hand)
M-chan: Hello. I have here, another product form Fan Girls Inc. This is a Magic Mallet. You may also add a name as I did. Despite it's size, it is very light.
(Duo sneaks in, a Magic Mallet in hand. Getting behind her, he holds a finger to his lips for silence.)
Duo: Take that!!!!! (swings the Mallet at her head) WHAM!
M-chan: They come in many colors and sizes.
Duo: ?_? (swings again) WHAM!!!
M-chan: You can keep them in hammerspace, where you can get them whenever you want.
Duo: *growl* (swings harder this time) WHAM!!!
M-chan: Thank you. (swings Mallet at Duo, who goes flying)
Duo: I get hurt a lot on this show x_x
M-chan: Remember, author's protection works every time! ^_~
And now back to the show
M-chan: *sigh* We have run out of time. Tune in next time for our video game tournament.
(lights fade and them song starts to play)