(lights go up and theme song starts to play...)
CRASH! BANG! WHAM!
M-chan: Duo! This time you die!!!!
Duo: It was an accident! I didn't mean to run into the Christmas lights!
(Duo comes running across the stage, entangled in multi-colored Christmas lights. M-chan is behind him, katana upraised. Behind her is Quatre, face like that of when he was in Wing Zero)
Quatre: Do you know how long it took to put those up!!!! *glare* I agree with M-chan on this one. Now you die!!!!
(Duo continues to run, when someone stops him by yanking on his braid)
Hilde: Going somewhere?
Duo: *smooch*
Hilde: Hehe (gets a goofy smile on her face and lets go of him. He sprints off again)
M-chan: (Shakes Hilde) You let our prey go!!!!!
Quatre: You stupid girl!
Hilde: (snaps out of it) Sorry ^_^()
(M-chan grabs Duo as he passes by. He turns around and kisses her on the lips, thinking it's Hilde)
M-chan: ..... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! HE KISSED ME!!!!!!!!!! (runs form Duo)
Wufei: Maxwell!! I will now kill you!!
Duo: (Looks around at the three people about to kill him) What can I do to save myself!
M-chan: }: ) Well there is one way. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
*censered*
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*censered*
M-chan: Perfect!
Wufei: I agree. }: )
Quatre: Best job for him.
Duo: WAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! I want out!
(Duo is seen standing on a Christmas tree stand. Wrapped around him are the same Christmas lights he was entangled in. His arms are spread apart, and a star is on the top of his head)
Trowa: .........BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
Everyone else: O.O
M-chan: He...
Wufei: Is...
Heero: Laughing!!!!
(Trowa is rolling on the floor laughing, tears pouring down his face from the mirth. Everyone is backing slowly away from him)
M-chan: Trunks, go poke him or something.
Trunks: I'm not doing it!
M-chan: Heero?
Heero: No way!
M-chan: Quatre, he's your best friend. Poke him!
Quatre: Make Wufei do it!
M-chan: Fei-chan! Please!
Wufei: Not even if Nataku told me to!
M-chan: Hilde? Your boyfriend caused this! You poke him!
Hilde: Since Duo caused it...
Duo: I CAN'T POKE HIM!!!! I'M WRAPPED IN CHRISTMAS LIGHTS!!
M-chan: Oh yeah! Hehe }: ) ^.^V
(15 minutes later, Trowa is still laughing and the rest are still arguing)
M-chan: SOMEBODY DO IT!! THIS IS CRAZY!!
(Ryouga walks in)
M-chan: Ryouga-kun, poke Trowa for me. *flutters eyelashes* Pretty please?
Ryouga: Okay! *pokes Trowa*
(Trowa's eyes glaze over and he drops off. Everyone cranes their neck to see if the strange happening is over)
M-chan: Phew! It's over.
Trunks: So when is the video game tournament?
M-chan: Thanx for reminding me, Trunks!
(Everyone but M-chan bop Trunks on the head)
Wufei: Why did you remind her!!!
Heero: Now we have to play some stupid Beetle game!
(M-chan looms over Heero, face red and flames coming from her mouth)
M-chan: BEETLE ADVENTURE RACING IS NOT STUPID!!!!!!!!!!! UNDERSTAND???!!!
Heero: yes ma'am.
M-chan: Good! Now let's see, first round is me vs. Trunks, Wufei vs. Heero, Quatre vs. Ryouga, and Trowa vs. Duo. Let the games begin!
Trunks vs. M-chan
Trunks: I wonder where she is?
(M-chan walks out in a elf outfit, complete with turned up shoes and a hat with a bell. Trunks would have laughed, except for the truly evil grin M-chan was wearing.)
M-chan: Guess what Trunks! }: )
Trunks *gulp* What?
M-chan: (holds up an outfit similar to hers, only bigger) You get to be an elf too!
Trunks: *groan*
M-chan: *glare* It's either this or a reindeer.
Trunks: ^_^() I'll take the elf outfit.
M-chan: Good!
(Trunks go backstage to change. M-chan pulls out the games. Beetle Adventure Racing, Yoshi's Story, Gundam Wing: Endless Duel)
(Trunks walks out)
Trunks: (looks at games) Which one are we playing?
M-chan: Whichever one you want.
Trunks: (looking at the games) Does it have to be one of these :(
M-chan: *glare* You don't like my games?
Trunks: *sweatdrop* Never mind. *sigh* I guess I'll pick Beetle Adventure Racing.
M-chan: }: ) Muahahahahahahaha!! I was hoping you'd pick that one!
Trunks: O.O Is it too late to change my decision?
M-chan (brightly, almost too brightly): Nope!
(M-chan turns on the game. She then goes to Beetle Battle{The best part of the game!})
M-chan: Pick what color car you want Trunks.
Trunks: Green, I guess.
M-chan: *glare* The green car is mine.
Trunks: Shesh. Okay, blue
M-chan: Now we're going to battle in the stadium. The object is to get all 6 colored beetles before the other person and get back to start.
25 minutes later...
(Screen shows both with five beetles. The both need the same beetle and both are armed with missiles. Whoever destroys the other first, wins.)
M-chan: Trunks, you are against the master of video games. I already have a clever plan formed. (Mariemeya voice) I will be victorious!
Trunks: *snort* You're just saying that to intimidate me. Well it's not working!
(M-chan presses the accelerator just as Trunks launches his missiles. M-chan grabs the beetle just before she is blown up. Of course, after being blown up, the game sends her back to start and she wins)
M-chan: :p Told you I'd win.
Trunks: (mouth hangs open)
(Lady Kiara pops in. She looks at the screen and then at M-chan and Trunks.)
Lady Kiara: I'm sorry, but that round is disqualified. You hadn't explained the rules well enough to Trunks. Therefore the tournament is now officially over.
M-chan: (steam is pouring out her ears) You can't do that! This is my show!! I make the rules!!!
Lady Kiara: (glares at M-chan) I'm from the network and they said that this cannot go one any longer. *wields her big stick* Any problems with that?
M-chan: (looks at Lady Kiara's big stick and sweatdrops) No. *sigh* I guess this means I don't get to whoop Fei-chan's butt. Oh well.
(Lady Kiara disappears and Trunks looks at M-chan strangely)
Trunks: I thought you had author's protection?
M-chan: I do. Just not from other authors. (Turns around and yells backstage) Everyone get out here! (Everyone walks on stage) I've got bad news. No more video game tournament.
Everyone: ... *cheer* YAY!
M-chan: ?_? I thought you would be unhappy about this.
Wufei: What ever gave you that idea, onna?
M-chan: (hits Wufei so hard he falls unconscience) WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT THAT WORD!!?? (looks at the fallen Wufei) *sweatdrop* Opps! (looks at audience) Until next time, Minna-chan!
(lights fade out as theme song starts to play)
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CRASH! BANG! WHAM!
M-chan: Duo! This time you die!!!!
Duo: It was an accident! I didn't mean to run into the Christmas lights!
(Duo comes running across the stage, entangled in multi-colored Christmas lights. M-chan is behind him, katana upraised. Behind her is Quatre, face like that of when he was in Wing Zero)
Quatre: Do you know how long it took to put those up!!!! *glare* I agree with M-chan on this one. Now you die!!!!
(Duo continues to run, when someone stops him by yanking on his braid)
Hilde: Going somewhere?
Duo: *smooch*
Hilde: Hehe (gets a goofy smile on her face and lets go of him. He sprints off again)
M-chan: (Shakes Hilde) You let our prey go!!!!!
Quatre: You stupid girl!
Hilde: (snaps out of it) Sorry ^_^()
(M-chan grabs Duo as he passes by. He turns around and kisses her on the lips, thinking it's Hilde)
M-chan: ..... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! HE KISSED ME!!!!!!!!!! (runs form Duo)
Wufei: Maxwell!! I will now kill you!!
Duo: (Looks around at the three people about to kill him) What can I do to save myself!
M-chan: }: ) Well there is one way. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
*censered*
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*censered*
M-chan: Perfect!
Wufei: I agree. }: )
Quatre: Best job for him.
Duo: WAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! I want out!
(Duo is seen standing on a Christmas tree stand. Wrapped around him are the same Christmas lights he was entangled in. His arms are spread apart, and a star is on the top of his head)
Trowa: .........BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
Everyone else: O.O
M-chan: He...
Wufei: Is...
Heero: Laughing!!!!
(Trowa is rolling on the floor laughing, tears pouring down his face from the mirth. Everyone is backing slowly away from him)
M-chan: Trunks, go poke him or something.
Trunks: I'm not doing it!
M-chan: Heero?
Heero: No way!
M-chan: Quatre, he's your best friend. Poke him!
Quatre: Make Wufei do it!
M-chan: Fei-chan! Please!
Wufei: Not even if Nataku told me to!
M-chan: Hilde? Your boyfriend caused this! You poke him!
Hilde: Since Duo caused it...
Duo: I CAN'T POKE HIM!!!! I'M WRAPPED IN CHRISTMAS LIGHTS!!
M-chan: Oh yeah! Hehe }: ) ^.^V
(15 minutes later, Trowa is still laughing and the rest are still arguing)
M-chan: SOMEBODY DO IT!! THIS IS CRAZY!!
(Ryouga walks in)
M-chan: Ryouga-kun, poke Trowa for me. *flutters eyelashes* Pretty please?
Ryouga: Okay! *pokes Trowa*
(Trowa's eyes glaze over and he drops off. Everyone cranes their neck to see if the strange happening is over)
M-chan: Phew! It's over.
Trunks: So when is the video game tournament?
M-chan: Thanx for reminding me, Trunks!
(Everyone but M-chan bop Trunks on the head)
Wufei: Why did you remind her!!!
Heero: Now we have to play some stupid Beetle game!
(M-chan looms over Heero, face red and flames coming from her mouth)
M-chan: BEETLE ADVENTURE RACING IS NOT STUPID!!!!!!!!!!! UNDERSTAND???!!!
Heero: yes ma'am.
M-chan: Good! Now let's see, first round is me vs. Trunks, Wufei vs. Heero, Quatre vs. Ryouga, and Trowa vs. Duo. Let the games begin!
Trunks vs. M-chan
Trunks: I wonder where she is?
(M-chan walks out in a elf outfit, complete with turned up shoes and a hat with a bell. Trunks would have laughed, except for the truly evil grin M-chan was wearing.)
M-chan: Guess what Trunks! }: )
Trunks *gulp* What?
M-chan: (holds up an outfit similar to hers, only bigger) You get to be an elf too!
Trunks: *groan*
M-chan: *glare* It's either this or a reindeer.
Trunks: ^_^() I'll take the elf outfit.
M-chan: Good!
(Trunks go backstage to change. M-chan pulls out the games. Beetle Adventure Racing, Yoshi's Story, Gundam Wing: Endless Duel)
(Trunks walks out)
Trunks: (looks at games) Which one are we playing?
M-chan: Whichever one you want.
Trunks: (looking at the games) Does it have to be one of these :(
M-chan: *glare* You don't like my games?
Trunks: *sweatdrop* Never mind. *sigh* I guess I'll pick Beetle Adventure Racing.
M-chan: }: ) Muahahahahahahaha!! I was hoping you'd pick that one!
Trunks: O.O Is it too late to change my decision?
M-chan (brightly, almost too brightly): Nope!
(M-chan turns on the game. She then goes to Beetle Battle{The best part of the game!})
M-chan: Pick what color car you want Trunks.
Trunks: Green, I guess.
M-chan: *glare* The green car is mine.
Trunks: Shesh. Okay, blue
M-chan: Now we're going to battle in the stadium. The object is to get all 6 colored beetles before the other person and get back to start.
25 minutes later...
(Screen shows both with five beetles. The both need the same beetle and both are armed with missiles. Whoever destroys the other first, wins.)
M-chan: Trunks, you are against the master of video games. I already have a clever plan formed. (Mariemeya voice) I will be victorious!
Trunks: *snort* You're just saying that to intimidate me. Well it's not working!
(M-chan presses the accelerator just as Trunks launches his missiles. M-chan grabs the beetle just before she is blown up. Of course, after being blown up, the game sends her back to start and she wins)
M-chan: :p Told you I'd win.
Trunks: (mouth hangs open)
(Lady Kiara pops in. She looks at the screen and then at M-chan and Trunks.)
Lady Kiara: I'm sorry, but that round is disqualified. You hadn't explained the rules well enough to Trunks. Therefore the tournament is now officially over.
M-chan: (steam is pouring out her ears) You can't do that! This is my show!! I make the rules!!!
Lady Kiara: (glares at M-chan) I'm from the network and they said that this cannot go one any longer. *wields her big stick* Any problems with that?
M-chan: (looks at Lady Kiara's big stick and sweatdrops) No. *sigh* I guess this means I don't get to whoop Fei-chan's butt. Oh well.
(Lady Kiara disappears and Trunks looks at M-chan strangely)
Trunks: I thought you had author's protection?
M-chan: I do. Just not from other authors. (Turns around and yells backstage) Everyone get out here! (Everyone walks on stage) I've got bad news. No more video game tournament.
Everyone: ... *cheer* YAY!
M-chan: ?_? I thought you would be unhappy about this.
Wufei: What ever gave you that idea, onna?
M-chan: (hits Wufei so hard he falls unconscience) WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT THAT WORD!!?? (looks at the fallen Wufei) *sweatdrop* Opps! (looks at audience) Until next time, Minna-chan!
(lights fade out as theme song starts to play)
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