Hallo! i haven't been writing Zelda for awhile. I'm a true poet at heart, but oh well, I missed ya'll too much. Oh, and I don't use paragraphs very much. Deal with it. I don't own Zelda. ((technically))
Link: OMG! Tatl! It's.... terrible... horrible... monstrous... inexplicably BAD!!!
Tatl: Link, did you lose your hat again? Remember what I told you, take deep breaths, it's okay. Your hat does not keep your soul inside you.
Link: No, it's even worse than that!!! ...and… um... are you sure about the hat thing.
Tatl: Yes Link. So what is wrong?
Link: *Whimpers* Nooooooo
Malon: *Walks up to them* Hi guys!
Link: You demon! Stay away! *makes cross sign with his fingers, and backs away*
Tatl: *To Malon* Just smile and nod. Link, Malon is our friend, remember?
Malon: rrrrrrrrrright
Tatl: Last week one of the wolfos hit him in the head pretty hard. Incredibly, he seems to have gotten stupider.
Link: I was just playing with the pretty white puppy, but then he was mean! So I hit him with my sword. Then he went to sleep. *smiles*
Malon: I'm just going to ignore that. So anyways, are you going to my party?
Link: Gwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhahahahaa! Noooooooo!
Tatl: He says he'll be there. What time?
Malon: 8:00
Link: Save me!!!! Evil spirits are afoot!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHH
Tatl: He says that's great.
Malon: *raises an eyebrow* He needs a date
Link: OH HORRORS OF HORRORS!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Tatl: I'm guessing that's the inexplicably bad thing. *to Malon* That might be a problem...
Malon: Yeah, well, whatever. I only invited him for the publicity. *Walks away*
Tatl: So Link, do you have any girls in mind?
Link: Girls are evil.
Tatl: Link, what do you think I am? A boy?
Link: ...
Tatl: WELL I'M NOT!!!!
Link: A SPY? All along? Tatl! How could you! I thought you were my friend!
Tatl: You are an imbecile.
Link: What a pretty word. Imbecile. Tatl, I forgive you. You're an imbecile too! *Tries to hug Tatl*
Tatl: *Dings loudly, and flies away from him.*
Link: I don't want to go to the... *shudders* party. I like my peace and quiet.
Tatl: You have to. You'd look like even more of an idiot if you can't get a date!
Link: So?
Tatl: We have A LOT of work to do.