(Lights come on as theme song starts to play)
Duo: Konichi wa, minna-san!
Wufei: Or for the Japanese deficient, hello everyone.
Duo: Do you always have to ruin my introductions.
Wufei: After all the annoyance you put me through, Maxwell, you deserve it.
Duo: *pulls out scythe* Now I'm going to kill you for all the times you've insulted me.
(Duo lunges for Wufei, but Wufei dodges and Duo ends up cutting the couch in two)
Duo: O.O() Uh oh.
(Explosion is heard backstage and Quatre comes flying form backstage. He hits the stage and slides to their feet)
Quatre: Run for your lives, she's coming! (Runs off the set)
Trowa: (running after Quatre) MMMMMMM!!!!!!!
Heero: Even I'm not that brave. (Starts to move from camera)
M-chan: Move one more inch and I'll kill you.
(M-chan walks on stage, glaring at Duo.)
M-chan: Duo what did you do to my couch?
Duo: Um, ^^() nothing!
M-chan: You wish! Ooooooooo Blizzard
(A white wolf walks onto the set, hackles raised and teeth bared)
Wufei: O.O You didn't tell us you had a wolf!
M-chan: *evil grin* Consider him security. Now Duo, do something like that again and I'll make Quatre the new host, clear?
(Duo shakes his head extremely fast, ultimately making himself super dizzy. Quatre, hearing the previous comment, grows horns and slinks off.)
M-chan: Okay, let's get the show started. (Another explosion rocks the set) Alright! This isn't funny! (Walks backstage)
Trowa: (Inching slowly on set as to not get Blizzard mad) What did you do this time, Duo?
Duo: I didn't do it this time, I swear!!!!!!
Wufei: Whatever you say Maxwell, but we all know you're behind 99% of all the stuff that happens around here.
M-chan: DUO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All except Quatre & Duo: O.O RUN!!!!!!!!!
Duo: I didn't do it, I swear!!!!!!
M-chan: Oh really! Then why did I find a note signed by you at the crash site.
::Note::
HA HA HA! Take that M-chan!
Signed,
The God of Death
Duo: *gulp*
M-chan: Sic 'em, Blizzard.
(Blizzard is seen chasing Duo off the set.)
M-chan: Quatre, get your ass out here!
Quatre: Yay! I get to be host. *bounces on stage and into the...oh yeah there's no couch ^^()*
M-chan: I guess my bean bags will have to substitute until we get better sit wear. (snaps fingers and bean bags fall. One hits Wufei.)
Wufei: Injust-mphhh! (another falls on him, this time catching in his mouth)
M-chan: No yelling, I'm about to explode!
Kale: Take this Ronin whelp! BLACK LIGHTNING SLASH!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Another explosion occurs and the wall separating the stage from the back falls. Standing there is Ryo Sanada and Kale uh..... Kale Cale *grin*)
(M-chan storms over to the Ronin and Warlord. She grabs both of their helmets and throws them into the audience.)
Darkness: *PING* Owies! ;_;
Hope: *pong* Watch where you're throwing things!!
(M-chan then grabs both of them by their ears and yanks them forward.)
M-chan: YOU F***ING B*****DS WRECKED MY SET!!!!!!!!!!!
Ryo & Kale: @-@ Must you be so loud?
M-chan: *growl* You guys just wrecked my set and you're asking 'Must I be so loud!!!!??? .
Kale: *looks at Ryo* Is it just me, or does she appear to be angry?
Ryo: *gulp* She looks just like Mia does when I get home late.
M-chan: ô_o ?
Kale: ô_o !
Wufei: Weak onnako!
Quatre: That's sweet ^-^
Duo: (still running) _ You're just mad you ain't got a girl, Fei-chan.
Blizzard: NNNNN (translation: When I get a hold of him, to put it lightly, very bloody set.)
Wufei: DON'T CALL ME FEI-CHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!
M-chan: That's it! Wufei and Quatre, sit in the damn chairs!!!
Q & W: *sit*
M-chan: Ryo, Kale! Sit in the chairs beside them. You're our guests today.
Ryo: O.O *sit*
Kale: I refuse to be some guest on a stupid...
M-chan: SIT!!!!!!
Kale: O.O() *sits*
M-chan: Now, we will have a nice enjoyable show. You may begin. *walks backstage*
Wufei: Okay, what's you're occupation *whispers* Baka questions to ask.
Ryo: I'm a Ronin Warrior. It's my job to destroy all evil in the universe. *strikes manly pose*
Kale: *rolls eyes* Basically it's my job to pound that guy into the ground.
Ryo: HEY! You have never once pounded us into the ground.
Kale: I pounded Sage.
Ryo: Well, Sage is Sage.
Quatre: *super big Disney smile* ^_________________^ Who is Mia?
Kale: *points to Ryo*
Ryo: *blush* She's kinda my girlfriend.
Heero: *from behind camera* Does she stalk you and beg you to kill her?
Ryo: O.O No....
Heero: Than you have nothing to worry about.
(Relenna bursts out on stage)
Relenna: HEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! COME AND KILL ME!!!!!!
Heero: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! (runs off set, Relenna behind him.)
M-chan: *sigh* Since our camera man is gone, I guess this is the end of the show. Ja ne.
(Instead of the usual theme song, "Nobody Knows the Trouble I've Seen" plays in the background)
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Duo: Konichi wa, minna-san!
Wufei: Or for the Japanese deficient, hello everyone.
Duo: Do you always have to ruin my introductions.
Wufei: After all the annoyance you put me through, Maxwell, you deserve it.
Duo: *pulls out scythe* Now I'm going to kill you for all the times you've insulted me.
(Duo lunges for Wufei, but Wufei dodges and Duo ends up cutting the couch in two)
Duo: O.O() Uh oh.
(Explosion is heard backstage and Quatre comes flying form backstage. He hits the stage and slides to their feet)
Quatre: Run for your lives, she's coming! (Runs off the set)
Trowa: (running after Quatre) MMMMMMM!!!!!!!
Heero: Even I'm not that brave. (Starts to move from camera)
M-chan: Move one more inch and I'll kill you.
(M-chan walks on stage, glaring at Duo.)
M-chan: Duo what did you do to my couch?
Duo: Um, ^^() nothing!
M-chan: You wish! Ooooooooo Blizzard
(A white wolf walks onto the set, hackles raised and teeth bared)
Wufei: O.O You didn't tell us you had a wolf!
M-chan: *evil grin* Consider him security. Now Duo, do something like that again and I'll make Quatre the new host, clear?
(Duo shakes his head extremely fast, ultimately making himself super dizzy. Quatre, hearing the previous comment, grows horns and slinks off.)
M-chan: Okay, let's get the show started. (Another explosion rocks the set) Alright! This isn't funny! (Walks backstage)
Trowa: (Inching slowly on set as to not get Blizzard mad) What did you do this time, Duo?
Duo: I didn't do it this time, I swear!!!!!!
Wufei: Whatever you say Maxwell, but we all know you're behind 99% of all the stuff that happens around here.
M-chan: DUO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All except Quatre & Duo: O.O RUN!!!!!!!!!
Duo: I didn't do it, I swear!!!!!!
M-chan: Oh really! Then why did I find a note signed by you at the crash site.
::Note::
HA HA HA! Take that M-chan!
Signed,
The God of Death
Duo: *gulp*
M-chan: Sic 'em, Blizzard.
(Blizzard is seen chasing Duo off the set.)
M-chan: Quatre, get your ass out here!
Quatre: Yay! I get to be host. *bounces on stage and into the...oh yeah there's no couch ^^()*
M-chan: I guess my bean bags will have to substitute until we get better sit wear. (snaps fingers and bean bags fall. One hits Wufei.)
Wufei: Injust-mphhh! (another falls on him, this time catching in his mouth)
M-chan: No yelling, I'm about to explode!
Kale: Take this Ronin whelp! BLACK LIGHTNING SLASH!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Another explosion occurs and the wall separating the stage from the back falls. Standing there is Ryo Sanada and Kale uh..... Kale Cale *grin*)
(M-chan storms over to the Ronin and Warlord. She grabs both of their helmets and throws them into the audience.)
Darkness: *PING* Owies! ;_;
Hope: *pong* Watch where you're throwing things!!
(M-chan then grabs both of them by their ears and yanks them forward.)
M-chan: YOU F***ING B*****DS WRECKED MY SET!!!!!!!!!!!
Ryo & Kale: @-@ Must you be so loud?
M-chan: *growl* You guys just wrecked my set and you're asking 'Must I be so loud!!!!??? .
Kale: *looks at Ryo* Is it just me, or does she appear to be angry?
Ryo: *gulp* She looks just like Mia does when I get home late.
M-chan: ô_o ?
Kale: ô_o !
Wufei: Weak onnako!
Quatre: That's sweet ^-^
Duo: (still running) _ You're just mad you ain't got a girl, Fei-chan.
Blizzard: NNNNN (translation: When I get a hold of him, to put it lightly, very bloody set.)
Wufei: DON'T CALL ME FEI-CHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!
M-chan: That's it! Wufei and Quatre, sit in the damn chairs!!!
Q & W: *sit*
M-chan: Ryo, Kale! Sit in the chairs beside them. You're our guests today.
Ryo: O.O *sit*
Kale: I refuse to be some guest on a stupid...
M-chan: SIT!!!!!!
Kale: O.O() *sits*
M-chan: Now, we will have a nice enjoyable show. You may begin. *walks backstage*
Wufei: Okay, what's you're occupation *whispers* Baka questions to ask.
Ryo: I'm a Ronin Warrior. It's my job to destroy all evil in the universe. *strikes manly pose*
Kale: *rolls eyes* Basically it's my job to pound that guy into the ground.
Ryo: HEY! You have never once pounded us into the ground.
Kale: I pounded Sage.
Ryo: Well, Sage is Sage.
Quatre: *super big Disney smile* ^_________________^ Who is Mia?
Kale: *points to Ryo*
Ryo: *blush* She's kinda my girlfriend.
Heero: *from behind camera* Does she stalk you and beg you to kill her?
Ryo: O.O No....
Heero: Than you have nothing to worry about.
(Relenna bursts out on stage)
Relenna: HEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! COME AND KILL ME!!!!!!
Heero: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! (runs off set, Relenna behind him.)
M-chan: *sigh* Since our camera man is gone, I guess this is the end of the show. Ja ne.
(Instead of the usual theme song, "Nobody Knows the Trouble I've Seen" plays in the background)
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