(A hand held video camera turns on. M-chan's grinning face appears on the screen)
M-chan: 'Bout time we had a special, don't you agree?
Voice off camera: Hey! What about me?
M-chan: Hush! You'll get it in a second! (looks back into the camera) Remember how Ryo and Kale wrecked my set, well Rowen here is gonna sneak this here camera back stage as a handy repair man, so we can see all the before show action ^_^.
(M-chan hands the camera to Rowen)
Rowen: Hi mom!
M-chan: *whaps him up side the head* Idiot! That's not what you're supposed to do!
Rowen: *rubs bump* Yeah, yeah. Just don't injure the hardware. Wouldn't want my IQ to drop.
M-chan: -.- You have an IQ of 250. One or two points won't matter!!!! (She kicks Rowen) Open the door and get in there. I'll follow in a few.
(Rowen opens the door and steps in. Wufei suddenly pops in front of him)
Wufei: Who the hell are you?!
Rowen: (coughs and then makes his voice deeper) I'm the repair man. Some girl named M-chan hired me to fix a busted wall.
Wufei: *looks at him supciously* ...Okay. The wall is over there. *jerks thumb backwards*
Rowen: (Holds up camera) Smile!
#outside#
M-chan: D'OH!!!
#inside#
(Rowen runs away before Wufei can recover from the shock. He scales the catwalk and then swings underneath of it quietly. Wufei growls and starts to look for him)
Wufei: When I get a hold of that blue haired freak, I'm going to deal him some serious justice.
(Duo walks in)
Wufei: Morning, Maxwell.
Duo: *bleep* you, Chang! (Storms into his office and shuts the door) {Censer: Bad mojo, that is.}
Wufei: Well THAT was un called for. (Continues to search for the "blue haired freak")
Rowen: Let's see what's up with Braids. (Zooms the camera in on Duo)
Duo: (Looks around suspiciously before taking his hat off. Rowen nearly falls off the cat walk. Duo is standing in the middle of his room, hat off, and head completely bald! His cueball head shining in the florescent lighting. He opens up a closet to reveal many wigs lined up in rows) Which one today?
Rowen: O.O() And I thought Sage was the only one. (shakes head) The stuff you learn every day. (points the camera downstairs as the door opens)
#downstairs#
M-chan: (opens the door) Ohayoo, minna!
Wufei: รด_o You're here early.
M-chan: The early bird catches the worm, Wuffers.
Wufei: *glare* Don't call me Wuffers!
M-chan: (eyes go zero-y) Save your new ageism for the softies, granola boy! *hurls kick ball at him*
Wufei: (the ball hits him in the head) Good night Mommy! @_@ (Wufei falls backwards to hit the floor)
M-chan: (She shakes her head) What happened? (She sees Wufei on the floor) *poke* Wuffers?
(Trowa and Quatre walk in)
Trowa: Soanyway, Iwasjustwalkingaroundthemall, lookigforsomenewshoeswhenIcomeaccrossHilde. She'sattachedtoHeero, jutsnugglingupagainsthim. Iwaslike, "ohmyGod-
Quatre: That's would be interesting, IF I cared, which I don't. I'll be in my dressing room, so don't bug me. (walks into his dressing room and slams the door)
Trowa: (Waves to M-chan) How'sitgoinggirl. I'mjustfineanddandy. Wouldyouliketoknowwhat-
M-chan: ^^() That's okay, Trowa. Why don't you go get ready for the show. Only two hours till show time.
Trowa: (puts his hands on his cheeks) OHMYGAWD!!!! Youaresoright, Istillhavetodomyhair! (rushes into his dressing room)
M-chan: *sigh* The things I have to deal with. (looks around too make sure no one is around) Rowen, where are you?
Wufei: (wakes up) Who are you talking to?
M-chan: (jumps in surprise) AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! (turns to glare at Wufei) Don't do that!
Wufei: I was just coming to ask you who today's guest is and you call someone's name. Who WERE you talking to?
M-chan: #^^# (scratches the back of her head) Would you believe, Papa Smurf?
Wufei: *rolls eyes* Sorry I asked. (walks off)
M-chan: Papa Smurf, where are you? *giggles*
(Rowen lets go of the catwalk and falls to the floor)
M-chan: *smirks* How's it going, Papa Smurf?
Rowen: (sarcastically) Ha ha. Real funny, M-chan.
M-chan: ^_^V Thank you!
Heero: Who's that M-chan?
(M-chan jumps ten feet into the air. She turns around and her eyes widen in surprise)
M-chan: O.O Heero and... HILDE?!
Hilde: Humph! (she sticks her nose in the air) What's wrong with that?
M-chan: B-B-But y-y-you're D-D-Duo's girl aren't you?
Hilde: I was. He's too much of a player.
Heero: (hand around Hilde's waist) You didn't answer my question. Who is that guy standing behi... Never mind, I must be seeing things because he's gone.
Hilde: *kisses Heero's cheek* Bye baby, see you on the filming floor. *walks into her office*
Heero: *smiles and sighs happily*
M-chan: O.O He... Just... Smiled!!!!???? *faints*
Heero: *looks at M-chan* That's the twellth person today that's done that... (walks into his office)
Rowen: *hops down and looks at M-chan's prone from* Ummmmmmm....
Wufei: *walks up* M-chan, I need more bubblegum for my Nataku sh-YOU! *raises his katana and runs at Rowen*
Rowen: MEEP! *runs off, the camera forgotten*
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M-chan: 'Bout time we had a special, don't you agree?
Voice off camera: Hey! What about me?
M-chan: Hush! You'll get it in a second! (looks back into the camera) Remember how Ryo and Kale wrecked my set, well Rowen here is gonna sneak this here camera back stage as a handy repair man, so we can see all the before show action ^_^.
(M-chan hands the camera to Rowen)
Rowen: Hi mom!
M-chan: *whaps him up side the head* Idiot! That's not what you're supposed to do!
Rowen: *rubs bump* Yeah, yeah. Just don't injure the hardware. Wouldn't want my IQ to drop.
M-chan: -.- You have an IQ of 250. One or two points won't matter!!!! (She kicks Rowen) Open the door and get in there. I'll follow in a few.
(Rowen opens the door and steps in. Wufei suddenly pops in front of him)
Wufei: Who the hell are you?!
Rowen: (coughs and then makes his voice deeper) I'm the repair man. Some girl named M-chan hired me to fix a busted wall.
Wufei: *looks at him supciously* ...Okay. The wall is over there. *jerks thumb backwards*
Rowen: (Holds up camera) Smile!
#outside#
M-chan: D'OH!!!
#inside#
(Rowen runs away before Wufei can recover from the shock. He scales the catwalk and then swings underneath of it quietly. Wufei growls and starts to look for him)
Wufei: When I get a hold of that blue haired freak, I'm going to deal him some serious justice.
(Duo walks in)
Wufei: Morning, Maxwell.
Duo: *bleep* you, Chang! (Storms into his office and shuts the door) {Censer: Bad mojo, that is.}
Wufei: Well THAT was un called for. (Continues to search for the "blue haired freak")
Rowen: Let's see what's up with Braids. (Zooms the camera in on Duo)
Duo: (Looks around suspiciously before taking his hat off. Rowen nearly falls off the cat walk. Duo is standing in the middle of his room, hat off, and head completely bald! His cueball head shining in the florescent lighting. He opens up a closet to reveal many wigs lined up in rows) Which one today?
Rowen: O.O() And I thought Sage was the only one. (shakes head) The stuff you learn every day. (points the camera downstairs as the door opens)
#downstairs#
M-chan: (opens the door) Ohayoo, minna!
Wufei: รด_o You're here early.
M-chan: The early bird catches the worm, Wuffers.
Wufei: *glare* Don't call me Wuffers!
M-chan: (eyes go zero-y) Save your new ageism for the softies, granola boy! *hurls kick ball at him*
Wufei: (the ball hits him in the head) Good night Mommy! @_@ (Wufei falls backwards to hit the floor)
M-chan: (She shakes her head) What happened? (She sees Wufei on the floor) *poke* Wuffers?
(Trowa and Quatre walk in)
Trowa: Soanyway, Iwasjustwalkingaroundthemall, lookigforsomenewshoeswhenIcomeaccrossHilde. She'sattachedtoHeero, jutsnugglingupagainsthim. Iwaslike, "ohmyGod-
Quatre: That's would be interesting, IF I cared, which I don't. I'll be in my dressing room, so don't bug me. (walks into his dressing room and slams the door)
Trowa: (Waves to M-chan) How'sitgoinggirl. I'mjustfineanddandy. Wouldyouliketoknowwhat-
M-chan: ^^() That's okay, Trowa. Why don't you go get ready for the show. Only two hours till show time.
Trowa: (puts his hands on his cheeks) OHMYGAWD!!!! Youaresoright, Istillhavetodomyhair! (rushes into his dressing room)
M-chan: *sigh* The things I have to deal with. (looks around too make sure no one is around) Rowen, where are you?
Wufei: (wakes up) Who are you talking to?
M-chan: (jumps in surprise) AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! (turns to glare at Wufei) Don't do that!
Wufei: I was just coming to ask you who today's guest is and you call someone's name. Who WERE you talking to?
M-chan: #^^# (scratches the back of her head) Would you believe, Papa Smurf?
Wufei: *rolls eyes* Sorry I asked. (walks off)
M-chan: Papa Smurf, where are you? *giggles*
(Rowen lets go of the catwalk and falls to the floor)
M-chan: *smirks* How's it going, Papa Smurf?
Rowen: (sarcastically) Ha ha. Real funny, M-chan.
M-chan: ^_^V Thank you!
Heero: Who's that M-chan?
(M-chan jumps ten feet into the air. She turns around and her eyes widen in surprise)
M-chan: O.O Heero and... HILDE?!
Hilde: Humph! (she sticks her nose in the air) What's wrong with that?
M-chan: B-B-But y-y-you're D-D-Duo's girl aren't you?
Hilde: I was. He's too much of a player.
Heero: (hand around Hilde's waist) You didn't answer my question. Who is that guy standing behi... Never mind, I must be seeing things because he's gone.
Hilde: *kisses Heero's cheek* Bye baby, see you on the filming floor. *walks into her office*
Heero: *smiles and sighs happily*
M-chan: O.O He... Just... Smiled!!!!???? *faints*
Heero: *looks at M-chan* That's the twellth person today that's done that... (walks into his office)
Rowen: *hops down and looks at M-chan's prone from* Ummmmmmm....
Wufei: *walks up* M-chan, I need more bubblegum for my Nataku sh-YOU! *raises his katana and runs at Rowen*
Rowen: MEEP! *runs off, the camera forgotten*
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