Body

Chapter Two: The Plane

"Now to find a way of getting there.......GIR, any ideas?"

"What's an idea?"

Zim sighed then turned to his computer for this information. "Computer, what--"

"Do ideas look like?" GIR interrupted. Zim ignored this and started asking the computer about ways to travel to this "DisneyLand".

"Ideas look like bubbly flowers and a good way to travel to DisneyLand is to fly there by air plane."

Zim was about to say something about how (and why) the computer answered GIR, but decided that knowing about this "air plane" was more important. So he then asked "Computer, gather information on this 'air plane'." There was a pause as the computer whirred around for it's files.

"An air plane is a homo sapien's way of traveling through the air, but not leaving the planet's atmosphere. It is a large metal air ship."

Zim laughed evilly. "I will conquer you, large metal air ship...." he waved his hand around vaguely "...thingy!"

=====================================================================

Three days later, Zim was at the airport with a hyper GIR. It was really quite a noisy place. Everytime a plane took off, Zim looked around, frightened. 'I wouldn't even have to be here if it wasn't for GIR.....he just had to play my VootRunner......'

After having GIR's luggage checked (Zim didn't bring any, for this puny human place doesn't require...er......stuff), they started to head for the waiting lobby, but GIR dragged them into a candy shop.

"GIR, we don't have time for this!!!" protested Zim.

"But the candy calls me!!!"

After buying some candy for GIR, their plane was called.

"Quickly GIR! The voice from no where called our plane! We must conquer it!" Zim said as he took the lead towards the lobby. GIR let himself be dragged away while he ate some chocolate.

When they got in line, Zim asked the security guard if that tubey tunnel thingy lead to the plane. The security guard started to roll his eyes but then saw GIR.

"Sorry kid, no animals allowed on the plane. We'll have to take it to the luggage.....um......thingy that's on the plane." he said as he picked up GIR.

"But...but........" Zim protested as the guard held GIR over his shoulder and esorted/pushed him into the plane. He struggled but to no avail.

"Sigh.....I might as well--OW! Hey! Watch--ouch!!!!" he yelped as the crowd of those disgusting grape-mawed humanoids pushed and shoved him. And they think that they are so civilized and orderly.....PAH! Well, the Irken Empire will just have to fix that when the invasion is complete.

He managed to find his seat, which happened to be a window one. And happened to be next to a seat that was assigned to a very ugly man. He had glasses and wore mostly black with an orange shirt. His hair was red and spike-like. He was also reading a comic book of some kind. Zim tried to make out the title of it. Squ.........Squ something. Oh well, whatever.

"Hey cool, you gots green skin!" shouted a kid from behind Zim. Soon everyone on the plane was somewhat gathered around him and stewardesses had to shove everyone into their seats. The man next to him only gave him a glace. This was going to be a looooooooooong ride......

Sorry this took so long!!! My robot CIR messed around in my lab while I was gone and destroyed somethings..........evil frosting............