Petshop of Giddy Happiness Part 2.

Disclaimer: I own the Petshop of Giddy Happiness, and that's pretty much it. Also, I forgot to mention this before, but everybody is OOC.

A/N: I saw that this was a less-than-popular topic, so I decided to add to this. Note that I am a master of the parodying arts. This is not a parody, however.

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Later that day...

Count: So, what do you think?

Leon: I think I'm gonna go over there and ask for a date.

Count: You have problems.

Leon: I know. ::grins::

Count: Did you bring me anything?

Leon: Not to my recollection. ::walks out::

Count: Why?

Q-chan: ::comes flapping in:: Squeak-squeak-squeaker!

Count: I see. This is bad.

Q-chan: Squeaky squeakums! Squeaker squeak!

Count: Hoo boy.

Q-chan: Squeakums! ::packs up tiny little bag::

Count: No, don't go! Q-chan! Noooo!!!!

Q-chan: Squeaky squeak squeak.

Count: Oh. Okay.

A/N: Um, that whole conversation... even I don't know what Q-chan meant, just for the record. I would've translated if I did.

Q-chan: ::leads way to PSOGH:: Squeaky! ::points to Mary Sue strolling out with Leon::

Count: I see.

Leon: I'm so happy!

Count: This should be good for a laugh.

::Montage of Leon and Mary Sue on their date, the count following with a camera::

Count: These will be worth good money. ::giggles::

A/N: Never thought the count to be the stalker, did you?

Audience: O.o

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That was all my screwed-up mind could come up with for now. Enjoy.