Petshop of Giddy Happiness part IV
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Count: Now, if you this animal, you must sign this contract. ::hands Mary Sue a contract::

MS: What is this for? To make sure I take good care of Schnookums? That's a great idea!

Count: Uh.... sure.

MS: Wait... what's this? I can't show my little Schnookums to other people?

Count: Uh... I just don't know how others will treat your little ::gulps:: Schnookums.

MS: Well, this is fine! ::signs contract:: Thank you!

Count: No problem, Ms. Sue. ::grins evilly:: Enjoy the pet. Goodbye!

MS: ::leaves::

Q-chan: Squeaky squeak squeaker. (trans: This should be amusing)

Count: I quite agree, Q-chan. I quite agree.

Count & Q-chan: ::go into fits of evil cackling and squeaking::

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Well? You're reading this and not reviewing. Tsk-tsk.