Petshop of Giddy Happiness part V
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Yami-chan: Well, I know what you want, but before I start, I'd like to discuss the death of the wonderfully talented Aaliyah.
Count: Why?
Yami-chan: Because ::sniff::, I was a big fan, and she was a good singer.
Count: How did she die?
Yami-chan: Plane crash this morning.
Count: Oh.
Yami-chan: Let us observe a moment of silence for the (literally) fallen artist.
::Wait a minute::
Yami-chan: Now, go ahead and read the silliness.
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A week later...
MS: Aaaaagggghhhh!!!!!
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In the Petshop of Horrors...
Count: Well, I think that would take care of our little Mary Sue problem, Q-chan.
Leon: ::bursts in:: I'm onto your schemes! ::calmly walks out::
Q-chan: Squeak. (trans: Yes, it would seem that all is back to normal. But what of next time? I've learned something today; never look down on your competition. Though they may have weaknesses,
we all do. It is human nature, and though we are all different, we are, at the same time, unconsciously, all alike.)
Count & Author: ::raise eyebrow::
Q-chan: Squeaker? (trans: What?)
Count: Whatever. I guess this is the end.
Leon: ::walks in:: Count, would you have anything to do with Mary's mauling by a seemingly harmless and cute spider monkey in a leotard?
Pugudo: ::bursts in:: I just couldn't take it anymore!!
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Yami-chan: That was... odd, to say the least.
Count: I don't get it. That was the end?
Yami-chan: Well, yeah.
Count: That didn't have much of a plot.
Yami: It had a plot at all?
Count: And why was everyone so out of character?
Yami: Because it aded to the comedic effect. And 'cause I said so.
Count: It amazes me how much you write and how little talent you have.
Yami: I hate you.
Count: And why was Leon even IN this fic? His appearance offered nothing.
Yami: Must you constantly undermine my genius?
Count: Where?
Yami: Where what?
Count: Where's the genius?
Yami: I hate you so much.
Count: ::giggles, then suddenly stops:: Hey! What happened to my photos!?
Yami: ::going through them and laughing:: By the way, thanks for these! Yoink! ::runs off::
Count: Yoink? That's a word?
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Yami-chan: Well, I know what you want, but before I start, I'd like to discuss the death of the wonderfully talented Aaliyah.
Count: Why?
Yami-chan: Because ::sniff::, I was a big fan, and she was a good singer.
Count: How did she die?
Yami-chan: Plane crash this morning.
Count: Oh.
Yami-chan: Let us observe a moment of silence for the (literally) fallen artist.
::Wait a minute::
Yami-chan: Now, go ahead and read the silliness.
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A week later...
MS: Aaaaagggghhhh!!!!!
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In the Petshop of Horrors...
Count: Well, I think that would take care of our little Mary Sue problem, Q-chan.
Leon: ::bursts in:: I'm onto your schemes! ::calmly walks out::
Q-chan: Squeak. (trans: Yes, it would seem that all is back to normal. But what of next time? I've learned something today; never look down on your competition. Though they may have weaknesses,
we all do. It is human nature, and though we are all different, we are, at the same time, unconsciously, all alike.)
Count & Author: ::raise eyebrow::
Q-chan: Squeaker? (trans: What?)
Count: Whatever. I guess this is the end.
Leon: ::walks in:: Count, would you have anything to do with Mary's mauling by a seemingly harmless and cute spider monkey in a leotard?
Pugudo: ::bursts in:: I just couldn't take it anymore!!
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Yami-chan: That was... odd, to say the least.
Count: I don't get it. That was the end?
Yami-chan: Well, yeah.
Count: That didn't have much of a plot.
Yami: It had a plot at all?
Count: And why was everyone so out of character?
Yami: Because it aded to the comedic effect. And 'cause I said so.
Count: It amazes me how much you write and how little talent you have.
Yami: I hate you.
Count: And why was Leon even IN this fic? His appearance offered nothing.
Yami: Must you constantly undermine my genius?
Count: Where?
Yami: Where what?
Count: Where's the genius?
Yami: I hate you so much.
Count: ::giggles, then suddenly stops:: Hey! What happened to my photos!?
Yami: ::going through them and laughing:: By the way, thanks for these! Yoink! ::runs off::
Count: Yoink? That's a word?
