"Miscellaneous GW Funnies"
Funnie one: Meals - Heero and Duo
Author: Shinigami Liss
Series: Mobile Suit Gundam Wing
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Date started: 23 July, 2001
Date uploaded: 03 September, 2001
Part: 1/?
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"Oi, Heero, I'm hungry. Ya' wanna get some breakfast with me?" Duo asked his stoical partner a few days after they both transferred to the school.
"Breakfast?" The cobalt-eyed pilot asked, for once responding to the Deathscythe pilot's questions.
"Yeah breakfast. What, you think it's time for lunch or sumthin'?"
"What's break-fast?" Heero asked Duo. At this question Duo sweatdroped.
"You mean you don't know what breakfast is?!?!" Duo asked incredulously.
Heero Glared at the braided boy.
"It's the first meal of the day! How could you not know what breakfast is?!?"
Again, Heero Glared at the braided boy.
"Ch'… Never mind, I'll go by myself…" Duo muttered as he left their shared dorm room and left to go to the cafeteria.
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[A few hours later…]
Duo was sitting at his desk in his dorm room, agonizing over the calculus homework the teacher of his first class of the day gave him. "ARGH!! Why in the world do they expect 15-year-olds to know calculus?!?!" In frustration, Duo wound up breaking his pencil into three pieces.
Just then, his stomach suggested something else he could do- EAT!! At the sound of the gurgling noises coming from his roommate, Heero looked quickly at the boy.
"WHAT?!?" Duo asked, embarrassed at the vociferousness of his stomach.
"What?!? So, I'm hungry. I'm gettin' some lunch, want any?" In response, Heero looked at Duo curiously.
"OH, GREAT!!" Duo started sarcastically. "Don't tell me you don't know what LUNCH is either!!!"
Heero Glared.
Duo sighed.
"Oh well. I'll be back in a half hour."
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[A few hours and one physics class later]
"I HATE THIS SCHOOL!!!!!!!" Duo yelled to no one in particular, in reference to his now physics homework. "The only good thing is P.E. … It's the only class I'm not failing in- because everything else is WAY TOO HARD!!!! ARGH!!!" Duo looked down at his desk and threw away his third destroyed pencil of the day.
Just like a few hours before, a stomach growled.
But this time it wasn't Duo's. It was Heero's. Unlike Duo, Heero didn't look embarrassed, He only got up and walked towards the door.
"I'll be back." He said. Duo looked exasperatedly at the door.
"NOW he gets hungry." Duo said with disbelief.
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Author's Notes: Okay! Here's part one of the Miscellenous GW Funnies! I said that all of these are based off of real life, well, 'Heero' in this part is my father. I swear, the man doesn't know the meaning of the word 'food' he's so consentrated on his work!
Next up! Trowa and Quatre! ^_^