The Adversary
By Courtney
Part 3
Bulma watched on as Vegeta walked back and forth that she guessed was his ship. He seemed to have calmed down from his previous state.
"Nappa!" he snapped at his bigger companion. "Change of plans, prepare a squad immediately!"
The same evil smirk he had on before returned. "We're going bitch hunting."
Bulma's eyes grew wide as saucers. 'Bitch hunting…?'
Trembling she tried to bolt out of there but her feet were glued to the ground and shaking madly.
Nappa grinned slightly and nodded. Bowing, he turned and started up the stairs. Halfway up, he tripped over a step and crashed into a red button by the door.
"Kisama!!! Nappa you moron!!" Vegeta yelled backing away.
Nappa slowly turned and looked at what he landed on. He too was shocked at what he saw.
Sparks of light started breaking through the doors and windows of the ship. There was a blinding flash and a thundering roar as the whole ship exploded into dust. The force of the explosion sent Bulma crashing into a tree and knocked her into unconsciousness.
~*~
Bulma drowsily sat up. Her body ached all over. Rubbing her sore head she pushed herself up. She looked at her surroundings. Dizzily she blinked a few times but her sight was still a bit blurry. When her vision was back to normal she could make out that the ground was piled with dust and ash. Her gaze drifted to her own body. She was bruised and scratched all over. Her clothes were all ripped here and there and her hair was all covered in dirt. She groaned and slumped back down.
Suddenly, she heard a rustle behind her and she lazily spun around only to find Vegeta glaring daggers at her.
"AHHHHHH!!!" she shrieked.
"Woman, would you shut the !@#$ up?!! If it weren't for you and that damn mouth of yours I wouldn't be stuck on this cursed planet right now!!!"
He formed a small of ki on his palm and aimed it at her.
"AHHHHHH!!!" she shrieked once more. "What the hell do you think you're doing?!"
"I think I'm going to kill you and dispose of your hellhole!" he snapped.
"Kill me?! Can't you see that I'm already half dead?! Damn you people! Damn you all!!"
Vegeta rolled his eyes.
"Krillun, Yamcha, Goku, Chi Chi!!! And YOU oh mighty prince of the world!! Curse you all!!!!" she roared throwing her hands up in rage.
She stopped as she caught a glimpse of a tail swaying behind him.
"You have a tail?" she asked wide-eyed. He raised an eyebrow and looked at her as if she were dumb. She poked at it to make sure that it was real. Vegeta reeled it away from her grasp and wrapped it neatly around his waist.
'Hmmm, his butt ain't half bad,' she giggled in her thought and mentally kicked herself for thinking so. He glared at her, she ignored him.
"Goku had a tail," she quickly said getting to her feet. He raised his brow even further.
"Goku? Hmm…" a look of amusement crossed his face. "Take me to this Goku you keep going on about," he ordered.
"Later…" she whined. "I'm tired."
"Take me now or else!"
"Urgh! Fine! Sheesh!!" she huffed and waited for him to pick her up and start flying.
"What the hell are you waiting for?! Let's go already!" he snapped after a while.
"I'm waiting for you to fly us there!" she said glaring at him. "You don't expect me walk in this condition, do you?!"
"I'm not carrying you!" he stated with annoyance. "Oh, just start walking woman!!"
She huffed and worked her way through the forest.
~*~
Vegeta stared at Goku wide eyed.
"Bardock??"
Goku scratched his head, "Who?"
"You're not Bardock, you're his brat, Kakkarot!" Vegeta said blinking a couple times.
Goku looked as confused as ever.
"Kakkarot, what the hell are you still doing on this mud ball?! You were suppose to have destroyed it long ago!"
Goku scratched his head again. "I would never hurt this planet. It's green and beautiful," he declared, putting on a cheesy smile.
"Bah! You disgust me!!" Vegeta spat. "You're no saiyajin! You're too soft! You might as well be wearing a pink dress!!"
"I am too!" Goku whined then leaned over and whispered in Bulma's ear, "What's a saiyajin?"
Bulma shrugged, "Beats me."
"Goku….Goku, where are you??!" called a loud voice from behind them. Everyone except Goku cringed at the piercing noise.
"I'm here Chi Chi," Goku called out grinning. Chi Chi came running and locked her arms with Goku's.
"Hey Chi Chi," Bulma said cheerfully. Chi Chi gave her an icy glare and sneered.
'Urgh! The slut!! Doesn't even have the decency to say hi!!!' Bulma though, her temper flaring up a bit. Vegeta chuckled at her, Bulma nudged him in the ribs and gave him a look that meant, 'zip it or else!'. Surprisingly he obeyed and just humped and crossed his arms over his chest showing how almighty he is.
"Chi Chi this is…um…ah.." Goku tried to introduce Vegeta. "Who are you anyway?"
Vegeta stared at him in disbelief. "Kakkarot, how can you not know your own prince?! Wait till my father hears about this, he'll chop your head off for sure! HA HA!! In second thought, I think I'll save him the trouble!" Vegeta laughed menacingly.
Suddenly Chi Chi slapped him in the face, her sharp nails digging into his skin as they flew past. "Don't you hurt my Goku!" Chi Chi cried squeezing Goku protectively.
"Grrr!!! Hmp! Even better, I'll just kill you instead!" Vegeta smirked.
Chi Chi went blue in the face. "You stay away from us you phyco!"
"Who are you calling a phyco?!" Vegeta thundered.
"Hey, cool it!" Bulma stepped in.
"You stay out of this!" Chi Chi snapped.
"Yeah, if it wasn't for you, I wouldn't even be wasting my time with these imbeciles!" Vegeta growled, now turning to Bulma.
"Yeah well if you hadn't blown up my room, I wouldn't have even bothered with you!"
"Like I give a !@#$. This is all your fault!!"
"Is not!"
"Is too!!"
"Is not!!"
"IS TOO!!!" Vegeta yelled, Bulma shrunk back.
"Knock it off you guys," Goku butted in. "Why don't we all just go to Capsule Corp. and talk this over there?"
"GOKU?! WHAT'RE YOU SAYING??!" Chi Chi whined. "We still haven't finished our date!!"
"Woman just shut up and get going before I decide to kill you after all!" Vegeta bellowed.
Chi Chi instantly sealed her lips and hid behind Goku.
Vegeta snorted. Bulma grinned at seeing Chi Chi so helpless.
'Serves her right!' she thought silently.
"What the hell are we waiting for?! Get cracking!!" Vegeta ordered.
~*~
Authors Note: hope you like my fic and please review
By Courtney
Part 3
Bulma watched on as Vegeta walked back and forth that she guessed was his ship. He seemed to have calmed down from his previous state.
"Nappa!" he snapped at his bigger companion. "Change of plans, prepare a squad immediately!"
The same evil smirk he had on before returned. "We're going bitch hunting."
Bulma's eyes grew wide as saucers. 'Bitch hunting…?'
Trembling she tried to bolt out of there but her feet were glued to the ground and shaking madly.
Nappa grinned slightly and nodded. Bowing, he turned and started up the stairs. Halfway up, he tripped over a step and crashed into a red button by the door.
"Kisama!!! Nappa you moron!!" Vegeta yelled backing away.
Nappa slowly turned and looked at what he landed on. He too was shocked at what he saw.
Sparks of light started breaking through the doors and windows of the ship. There was a blinding flash and a thundering roar as the whole ship exploded into dust. The force of the explosion sent Bulma crashing into a tree and knocked her into unconsciousness.
~*~
Bulma drowsily sat up. Her body ached all over. Rubbing her sore head she pushed herself up. She looked at her surroundings. Dizzily she blinked a few times but her sight was still a bit blurry. When her vision was back to normal she could make out that the ground was piled with dust and ash. Her gaze drifted to her own body. She was bruised and scratched all over. Her clothes were all ripped here and there and her hair was all covered in dirt. She groaned and slumped back down.
Suddenly, she heard a rustle behind her and she lazily spun around only to find Vegeta glaring daggers at her.
"AHHHHHH!!!" she shrieked.
"Woman, would you shut the !@#$ up?!! If it weren't for you and that damn mouth of yours I wouldn't be stuck on this cursed planet right now!!!"
He formed a small of ki on his palm and aimed it at her.
"AHHHHHH!!!" she shrieked once more. "What the hell do you think you're doing?!"
"I think I'm going to kill you and dispose of your hellhole!" he snapped.
"Kill me?! Can't you see that I'm already half dead?! Damn you people! Damn you all!!"
Vegeta rolled his eyes.
"Krillun, Yamcha, Goku, Chi Chi!!! And YOU oh mighty prince of the world!! Curse you all!!!!" she roared throwing her hands up in rage.
She stopped as she caught a glimpse of a tail swaying behind him.
"You have a tail?" she asked wide-eyed. He raised an eyebrow and looked at her as if she were dumb. She poked at it to make sure that it was real. Vegeta reeled it away from her grasp and wrapped it neatly around his waist.
'Hmmm, his butt ain't half bad,' she giggled in her thought and mentally kicked herself for thinking so. He glared at her, she ignored him.
"Goku had a tail," she quickly said getting to her feet. He raised his brow even further.
"Goku? Hmm…" a look of amusement crossed his face. "Take me to this Goku you keep going on about," he ordered.
"Later…" she whined. "I'm tired."
"Take me now or else!"
"Urgh! Fine! Sheesh!!" she huffed and waited for him to pick her up and start flying.
"What the hell are you waiting for?! Let's go already!" he snapped after a while.
"I'm waiting for you to fly us there!" she said glaring at him. "You don't expect me walk in this condition, do you?!"
"I'm not carrying you!" he stated with annoyance. "Oh, just start walking woman!!"
She huffed and worked her way through the forest.
~*~
Vegeta stared at Goku wide eyed.
"Bardock??"
Goku scratched his head, "Who?"
"You're not Bardock, you're his brat, Kakkarot!" Vegeta said blinking a couple times.
Goku looked as confused as ever.
"Kakkarot, what the hell are you still doing on this mud ball?! You were suppose to have destroyed it long ago!"
Goku scratched his head again. "I would never hurt this planet. It's green and beautiful," he declared, putting on a cheesy smile.
"Bah! You disgust me!!" Vegeta spat. "You're no saiyajin! You're too soft! You might as well be wearing a pink dress!!"
"I am too!" Goku whined then leaned over and whispered in Bulma's ear, "What's a saiyajin?"
Bulma shrugged, "Beats me."
"Goku….Goku, where are you??!" called a loud voice from behind them. Everyone except Goku cringed at the piercing noise.
"I'm here Chi Chi," Goku called out grinning. Chi Chi came running and locked her arms with Goku's.
"Hey Chi Chi," Bulma said cheerfully. Chi Chi gave her an icy glare and sneered.
'Urgh! The slut!! Doesn't even have the decency to say hi!!!' Bulma though, her temper flaring up a bit. Vegeta chuckled at her, Bulma nudged him in the ribs and gave him a look that meant, 'zip it or else!'. Surprisingly he obeyed and just humped and crossed his arms over his chest showing how almighty he is.
"Chi Chi this is…um…ah.." Goku tried to introduce Vegeta. "Who are you anyway?"
Vegeta stared at him in disbelief. "Kakkarot, how can you not know your own prince?! Wait till my father hears about this, he'll chop your head off for sure! HA HA!! In second thought, I think I'll save him the trouble!" Vegeta laughed menacingly.
Suddenly Chi Chi slapped him in the face, her sharp nails digging into his skin as they flew past. "Don't you hurt my Goku!" Chi Chi cried squeezing Goku protectively.
"Grrr!!! Hmp! Even better, I'll just kill you instead!" Vegeta smirked.
Chi Chi went blue in the face. "You stay away from us you phyco!"
"Who are you calling a phyco?!" Vegeta thundered.
"Hey, cool it!" Bulma stepped in.
"You stay out of this!" Chi Chi snapped.
"Yeah, if it wasn't for you, I wouldn't even be wasting my time with these imbeciles!" Vegeta growled, now turning to Bulma.
"Yeah well if you hadn't blown up my room, I wouldn't have even bothered with you!"
"Like I give a !@#$. This is all your fault!!"
"Is not!"
"Is too!!"
"Is not!!"
"IS TOO!!!" Vegeta yelled, Bulma shrunk back.
"Knock it off you guys," Goku butted in. "Why don't we all just go to Capsule Corp. and talk this over there?"
"GOKU?! WHAT'RE YOU SAYING??!" Chi Chi whined. "We still haven't finished our date!!"
"Woman just shut up and get going before I decide to kill you after all!" Vegeta bellowed.
Chi Chi instantly sealed her lips and hid behind Goku.
Vegeta snorted. Bulma grinned at seeing Chi Chi so helpless.
'Serves her right!' she thought silently.
"What the hell are we waiting for?! Get cracking!!" Vegeta ordered.
~*~
Authors Note: hope you like my fic and please review