The Author would like every one to know this is the insane rambling I do when I have had to much sugar, but am mega board

The Author would like every one to know this is the insane rambling I do when I have had to much sugar, but am mega board. It is Harry Potter Meets Animorphs, Meets whatever else I throw in here. This is extremely insane, I think.

                                              

Rachel: Hi Jake!

Jake: Hi Rachel.

Rachel: I was wondering if you had any missions planed.

Jake: Yep.
Rachel: Darn it! Marco and me were going to the movies if there wasn't any.

Jake: WHAT??

*Enters Cassie and Tobias (human) holding hands.*

Jake: Hey, Tobias! Hand over Cassie and no one get hurt! *starts morphing tiger.*        

Cassie: Jake I decided you were extremely boring and I don't want to be with you anymore.

Jake: To bad, baby.

*Enters Marco*

Marco: Rachel, honey, wana go get a bite to eat?

Rachel: Sure! *Begins to morph bird*

*Harry Potter appears out of no where*

*Jake, fully tiger pounces on him*

Harry: You hurt a hair on my head and Lord Voldemort will kill you.

Jake: *Pauses* What??

*Ron appears out of know where*

Ron: Hello every one. I am the very rich Ron  Gates.

Harry: I hate rich people! Arvada Kavrand!

*Ron Falls down dead.*

*Buffy appears in his place. * 

Buffy: Hello all. Seen any demons latly?

Jake: No, but my friend stole my girlfriend.

Buffy: No! Where is this traitor!

*Jake points to Tobias* 

*Buffy jumps on Tobias and kills him*

Jake: Thanks.

Buffy: Don't mention it.

Rachel: Me and Marco are going to the movies.

Jake (still on Harry): Go then.

*Piper from Charmed appears out of thin air*

Piper: Hello all. I am a witch.

Harry (looks up): Do you know about Lord Voldemort?

Piper: Killed him last week. Broke a nail well at it.

Harry: HOW DARE YOU!!! Arvada Kavendra!

Piper: Hey! You killed me.*then dies*

Buffy: I have a friend who's a witch!
Piper: COOL!

* Buffy and Piper walk off chatting*  

*Dylan Hunt from Andromeda appears*

Dylan: To infinity and beyond!

*Jumps up then falls down hits the pavement and cracks his head.*

Marco: Someone got high.

*Beka (Andromeda) appears.*

Beka: My Captain! My love! What happened????

Harry: *Hits her on the head with a frying pan* 

Marco: *looks around*  Hey! I know what happened!

Harry: What!

Marco: Where in a FanFiction story.

Everyone: *stops dead.*

Everyone: Oh No!

Harry: Were all going to die.

Marco: No were not.

Harry: Yes we are. Know who is writing this!

Marco: Who?

Harry: Some crazy person.

Marco: Your right!

Harry: Yes, now we have to get out of here.

Rachel: *turns into me* Not if I can Help it.

Harry and Marco: AHHHHHHHHH!

Me: Yes… Run… I control your every move……

Harry: Ms. FanFiction writer…

Me: You can call me FanFreak.

Harry: Ok, FanFreak-

Me: That's MS. FanFreak to you.

Harry: Ok, Ms. FanFreak, um, can we-

Me: Get out of here? Not until I have some fun.

*From some where in the background a voice yells out "MEGAN GET OFF THE COMPUTER!!"*

Me: Oh boo. Fine, you can leave. But this isn't over yet. **Laughs evilly* C-ya.

A/N: well, thatys it, bring on the flames. Dumb, I know. But in its own twisted way, it has… Well a word that meand weird, freaky, stupid, and funny all at the same time. It hasn't been invented yet. Bye!