Bishonen Senshi Sailor Spandex
Act 1: Rise of the Gundam Senshi

"Quit it Duo. NOW," Heero demanded, giving the braided boy seated behind him his patented Glare of Death. It was bad enough already that Dr. J had decided to give Heero a break from his missions and send him to school, where he was constantly chased by Relena. He didn't need Duo's pesky pencil-poking as well.

Duo simply gave Heero a goofy grin, which quickly morphed into a scowl as the Perfect Soldier snapped the offending pencil in half and deposited its remains on Duo's desk. "Hey! Geez, he can't even take a joke.." Duo grumbled as Heero turned back around. He started fumbling through his pocket for a less breakable object to poke with when the teacher called for everyone's attention.

"Class, we have two new students joining us today," she announced. "Please welcome Krysta and Kayle Riannese."

Duo looked up at the two newcomers, who both had chocolate brown hair and emerald green eyes. Or at least they seemed to be on the latter. Kayle had a black eyepatch over his right eye, so for all Duo knew the unexposed eye could've been maroon. Given this and their similar builds it was quite obvious that they were twins.

"'Tis a pleasure," Krysta remarked with a thick, Cockney accent. She wore a mischevious smirk on her face, while her brother seemed a bit irked and had his arms folded across his chest.

"Aye," agreed Kayle, still upset that they'd been sent so far away from home because of their parents' death. Surely somewhere else in England would have sufficed, but no, their uncle had decided that they should see the world while they learned...

"Find yourselves a seat and sit down," the teacher directed, gesturing to the various empty desks among the other students.

No sooner had she said that then everyone heard a CLACK-WHOOSH! and Krysta was engulfed in a puff of smoke. When it cleared, she was gone. Moments later, the confused class found her seated in the desk to Duo's left, looking quite pleased with herself.

"Bloody show-off," grumbled Kayle as he walked up the stairs and chose a seat.

"Nice trick!" Duo complimented, extending his hand. "I'm Duo Maxwell."

Krysta shook it as her grin widened. "Thank ye. Nice tae meetcha."

The two immediately started yapping away, which made Heero groan. Just what he needed, a female Duo with an accent. This was going to be a long semester... Little did he know that the mayhem had just begun...

Later, when school was over, Heero was on his way to the boys' dorm when he sensed that he was being followed. Figuring that it was only Relena stalking him, he whipped his gun out of hammerspace and spun around. "Omae o kor-"

Relena wasn't there. In fact, no one was unless you counted the full-grown black cat standing on the wall. It meowed at him, then sat down and began to wash itself. Heero shrugged, put his gun away, and headed off again, but he couldn't take his mind off that cat. He couldn't quite put his finger on it, but there was something strange about it. Maybe it was just stress, but he could've sworn that the cat's forehead had born a strange sort of marking...