* Yeah yeah I still own nothing. You'd think people would realize that from the fact that it's called FAN FICTION. *
By: Princess of Darkness
Now we are at the DMV (hence the title)
Pietro: (pushing past a line of people) "I want to learn to drive and there's nothing you fat cats can do to stop me! You hear me?!"
Lady: "That's nice sir, but this is where you register for group therapy for repressed cross-dressers. The next line over is where you apply for a license."
Pietro: "Oh…well I'd like to register here as well."
Lady: "Name please."
Pietro: "Evan Daniels…That's spelled D-A-N-I-E-L-S. Got that?"
Lady: "Thank you and I hope your therapy goes well!"
Pietro: (Walking towards the other line) "Mwahahahaha!"
Scott: (Walking up to the cross-dresser line) "Damn…there's always a line."
Pietro: "Summers?!"
Scott: "AHHHHH!"
Scott runs out of the building screaming.
Pietro: "I'm never going to look at him the same way again."
About 5 hours later (Damn DMV lines)…
Second Lady: "Sir! Sir!"
Pietro: (waking up) "No Lance don't put that shirt back on!"
Second Lady: (scared look) "Um…OK. Sir here is the information required to obtain your license."
Pietro walks off to read the information handed to him.
Pietro: "I have to take a test?! That sucks!"
An hour later…
(I'm lazy so we shall assume he has taken the test)
Pietro: (reading his results) "Alright! I got a D-!"
Person Next to Him: "That's not a good thing."
Pietro: "That's what you think! I passed and that's all that matters!"
(A/N: It doesn't really matter so HA on all you Drivers Ed. Teachers for saying it mattered!)
Outside the DMV…
Pietro: (Reading through another requirement) "I need 25 hours with an adult?! Who am I gonna get to do that?! I could ask Mystique, but then again sticking needles into my nails would be more fun. I could ask Dad! Wait no…he's got another bizarre scheme for world domination to plan."
Logan randomly walks by eating an ice-cream cone.
Logan: "Ice cream…is there anything better than you? I think not!"
Pietro: "Well the packet never said it had to be MY guardian…just an adult. Mwahahaha!"
Poor Logan doesn't notice Pietro sneaking up on him with a rag and a jar of chloroform because he's too immersed in the ice cream.
Logan: (Pietro puts the rag to Logan's mouth) "What the hell?!"
Logan throws Pietro into a tree.
Pietro: "Ow. I thought this stuff knocked people out!"
Logan: "Try putting the chloroform ON the rag dipshit."
Pietro: "I knew that!"
Logan walks off still eating his ice cream.
Pietro: "Screw this plan. I've got a better one now!"
Pietro pulls out a random piece of rope, (I don't think we want to know where it came from.) and proceeds to tie Logan up with it.
Logan: "My ice cream!"
Pietro: "Silence infidel! You're gonna help me get my drivers license."
Logan: (On the verge of tears) "Ice cream!"
Pietro: (pushing Logan into the passenger seat of a car) "I'll get you more when I'm done!"
Logan: "Woo-hoo!! Hey! This is my car!"
Pietro: "I know, but I just need it to learn to drive."
Logan: "Why couldn't you have kidnapped some else?!"
Pietro: "Well you were to first person I saw."
Logan: "That sucks."
Pietro: "Off we go!"
Logan: "You have to start the car if you want to leave."
Pietro: "I knew that!"
* That's it for now, but I shall write more! *