*I'm baaaaack! Sorry 'bout the wait peeps. My hard drive crashed and it took a freaking week to fix. Damn computer. And now on with the story! Oh BTW I still own nada*
By: Princess of Darkness
Logan: "Ok now start the car and GENTLY press the gas pedal."
Pietro: "I can do that."
Pietro starts the car and slams his foot down on the gas.
Logan: "AHHHHHHHH! STOP THE CAR! STOP THE CAR!!"
*THUMP*
Pietro: "Why are you on the windshield?"
Logan: (glares at Pietro) "I told you to gently press the gas."
Pietro: "Oh yeah…I ignored that."
Logan: "Why did you
have to kidnap me?!"
Pietro: (looking into the rearview mirror) "Ooooo! I can look at myself in this mirror! I'm such a stud."
Logan: (hitting his head on the dashboard) "I *THUMP* hate *THUMP* kids."
Pietro: "OK I'm ready to go out on the road. Lets go!"
Both sit there looking at each other.
Logan: "Um…you're driving."
Pietro: "Oh yeah!"
Logan: "Are you like a platinum blonde or something, 'cause it would explain a lot."
Pietro: "Shut up!"
They start driving down the street.
Pietro: "Hey what does that sign say?"
Logan: "It says: Wrong Way."
Pietro: "That doesn't apply to me right?"
Logan: "Oh of course not."
Pietro: "Cool!"
Logan: "ARE YOU HIGH!? IT'S CALLED SARCASM! LOOK IT UP!"
Pietro: "So…I can't drive this way?"
Logan: (hitting head on dash board again) "Kill *THUMP* me *THUMP* now."
Pietro: "Hey look! It's a police officer! Why is he chasing me with his lights on?"
Logan: "Pull over the damn car!"
Pietro pulls over the car and the policeman starts to walk up to the car.
Pietro: "Oh shit. I forgot I kidnapped you. If he finds out I'll go to jail!"
Pietro puts a gag in Logan's mouth.
Pietro: "There. That should solve the problem."
Policeman: "Excuse me sir, but are you aware you are going the wrong way on this road?"
Pietro: "Oh yeah. I knew that."
Policeman: *blink blink* "OK then. May I see your license and registration?"
Pietro: "You can see my driving permit, and I'm not sure where the registration is. It's not my car."
Policeman: "Whose car is it then."
Pietro: (points at Logan) "His."
Policeman: "Why does he have a gag in his mouth?"
Logan: "Mmmffffff!"
Pietro: "Um…uh…"
Logan: "Mmmffffff."
Pietro: (stomps on the gas pedal) "SO LONG PIGGY! MWAHAHAHA!"
The car remains motionless.
Policeman: "Sir, I think you should shift out of park before you try to escape."
Logan: (hitting his head on the dash board) "Mmmffffff *THUMP* mmmffffff"
Pietro: "Damn…I knew I forgot something."
The policeman suddenly turns into Mystique.
Pietro: "AHHHHH!! The boss lady!!"
Logan: "MMMFFFF!!"
Pietro slams on the
gas, only this time he remembered to be in drive not park.
Pietro: "That was…odd."
Logan: "Mmmffff?"
Pietro: "Oh yeah the gag."
Pietro removes the gag.
Logan: "That was very strange. Is she like everywhere you guys are?"
Pietro: "I'm beginning to think so."
The two sit in silence for a few minutes.
Logan: "Can you at least turn the radio on?"
Pietro: "OK!"
Pietro turns the radio on and Garth Brooks is blaring.
Pietro: "What the hell is this crap?"
Pietro changes the station. Garth Brooks is playing on it as well.
Pietro: "Don't you have any other types of music?!"
Logan: "But these are the only good types. We got Country AND Western."
Pietro: (shuddering) "I'm putting a good station on."
Pietro changes it yet again. This time it's playing Briteny Spears
Pietro: (singing along) "My loneliness is killing me. I must confess I still believe. When I'm not with you I lose my mind. Give me a sign. Hit me baby one more time!"
Logan hits Pietro.
Pietro: "Ow! Why'd you do that?"
Logan: "You told me to."
Pietro: "Did not."
Logan: "Whatever."
Logan looks out the rear window.
Logan: "Oh shit. We're being followed."
Pietro: "What?! By who?"
Logan: (cowering in fear) "Fangirls"
Pietro: "Oh dear god. Why are they after us?!"
Logan: "Kurt probably gave them the slip so they're after us. Damn that elf."
Pietro: "How do we get out of here?"
Logan: "Step on it!"
They speed away from the fangirls who were chasing them.
Fangirl 1: "Nooooooo!! Logan I love you!"
Fangirl 2: "Don't go Pietro!! COME BACK!"
A few minutes later they had lost the vicious mob of girls.
Pietro: "I can understand them liking me, seeing as I'm just the coolest guy in this town, but why would any like YOU?"
Logan: "Stupid movie version of me. DAMN YOU HUGH JACKMAN!!"
Pietro: "You scare me man."
Logan: (looking out the window) "Where are we exactly?"
Pietro: "Here comes a sign. It'll say where we are."
They pass a sign that says: Welcome to Oregon.
Logan: "How the hell did we get here?!"
Pietro: "I'm not too sure. Maybe I took a wrong turn at the X-Geek mansion."
Logan: "Oh crap…it's almost two o'clock!"
Pietro: "WHAT?! I'm gonna miss Passions!"
Pietro hops out of the car and runs back to Bayville.
Logan: "Um…hello? Little help here? Still tided up! *Crickets chirp* Hello? Anyone? Damn."
*I'll have another chapter up soon I promise!*