* OK I know it's been a while since I last put a chapter up…I apologize to anyone who cared and or noticed. My muse picked up and left. I think he's somewhere in Iceland by now. But I have a new muse…and some chocolate covered coffee beans. Heehee…caffeine is my friend. *
Back at the Brotherhood household
Lance: "Hey aren't you supposed to be driving?"
Pietro: "Quiet! Julian is trying to seduce Teresa. NO YOU EVIL DIRTY MAN! YOU LEAVE HER ALONE!"
Lance: "Dude calm down. It's just a soap opera."
Pietro: (glaring at Lance) "I'm going to ignore that comment and assume you are under a lot of stress."
Lance: "But it IS only a TV show."
Pietro runs out of the room while covering his ears with his hands.
Todd: "Yo, what was that about?"
Lance: "He's lost his grip on reality again."
Todd: "I told you to limit his TV intake, but nooo you wouldn't listen to me."
Lance: "You never said that!"
Todd: (Pauses for a moment to think) "Oh yeah! I didn't. My bad."
Any who! I'm a bad and lazy writer so we're just going to fast-forward to Pietro at driving school.
Pietro: "Honestly! Do I really have to be here? I've already gotten my hours on the road!"
Random instructor: "Now young man you need to take the road test. You're in car number 5. Now go on to your car and get started."
Pietro walks off to his car.
Pietro: "What in the hell are you doing here?!"
Rogue: "To learn to drive what else?"
Pietro: "Yeah but it's just unnatural for you to be here."
Rogue: "Yeah I know…it really doesn't make sense does it?"
Pietro: "And what happened to your accent?"
Rogue: "The author doesn't like to write them because…well she can't."
Pietro: "I see." (Looks at the other person standing by the car) "Ok I understand her being here but why are you?"
Duncan: "Who me?"
Pietro: "No the Neanderthal behind you."
Duncan looks behind him in confusion.
Duncan: "Where?! Where?!"
Pietro and Rogue back away from Duncan.
Pietro: "I was talking about you."
Duncan: "Oh…" (Looks at his feet in shame) "…I failed several driving tests…and decided to do donuts in the principal's lawn."
Rogue: "And you're still alive?!"
But before Duncan can make another inane comment the driving instructor walks over to the car.
Rogue: "Hey I remember you! You're that guy that ruined my plan to kill Kurt-…I uh mean you saved Kurt from my misguided attempts to stay with the Brotherhood."
Pietro: (rolls eyes) "Good save."
Forge: "Indeed I am. But now I'm here to teach you all to drive."
Pietro: "Don't you need to be over 21 to be a driving instructor?"
Forge: "See that's the beauty of it. According to the government I'm like 46. I can buy beer and everything!"
Pietro: "Don't yah just love the government?"
Duncan: (Being the simple-minded football player stereotype we all love) "Ooooo! A mirror! Oh yeah! Who's sexy? That's right it's me."
All pause and stare at Duncan.
Forge: "Any-who! It's time to take the road test!"
Pietro: "Mefirst!Mefirst!Mefirst!!"
Forge: "Fine then! Just get in the car."
All get in the car, well everyone but Duncan who is still staring at the mirror.
Rogue: "Get in the damn car or I won't try to break up Scott and Jean with you!"
Duncan yelps and gets in the car faster than Pietro could.
Pietro: "That's not right! No one is as fast as me!!"
Rogue: "What about Superman?"
Forge: "Or the Flash?"
Pietro: "SHUT UP!! I'M QUICKSILVER AND NO ONE IS AS FAST AS ME!"
Duncan: "Dude what are you guys talking about?"
Pietro: "Shut up and go back to your mirror."
Duncan: "Ok!"
…Meanwhile in Oregon…
Logan: "Hello Mr. Squirrel! How are you today?"
Mr. Squirrel: "…"
Logan: "Really? That bad huh? Well kids can be tuff to handle."
Mr. Squirrel: "…"
Logan: "Yeah anyway…could you please untie me? Please?"
Mr. Squirrel runs off into the woods again.
Logan: "Damn it!"
…And now back to the story…
Pietro is driving the car down a street near the mansion.
Duncan: "Hey it's Jean! Dude pull over the car!!"
Pietro: "But I wanna get my license!"
Duncan: "Pull over the car or I'll beat the crap out of your smelly friend."
Pietro: "I fail to see the affect it will have on me."
Duncan: "Pull over the damn car! I'll give you money!"
Pietro suddenly stops the car.
*THUMP*
Rogue: "Did you have to that?!"
Pietro: (grinning) "Yeah I did."
Duncan: "Hey Jean."
Jean: (walking up to the car) "Hey Duncan…and you other people."
Rogue: *cough* "Skank" *cough*
Jean: "What?"
Rogue: "Oh nothing."
Duncan: "Whatcha doing?"
Jean: "Oh! Logan's gone missing and Professor X wants us to put these missing posters up…" (looks over at Pietro) "…Pietro why are you laughing?"
Pietro: "No reason."
Jean: (being the moronic skank that she is) "Ok then."
((A/N: ::dodges tomatoes being thrown by Jean fans:: Pease don't hunt me down…I just really don't like her you can all blame the movie version of Jean for this.))
Pietro: "Ok we're leaving now."
…Meanwhile back with Logan…
Logan: "We just figured out Blue's clues, we just figured out Blue's clues, we just figured out Blue's clues, because we're really smart!"
…And now back to Pietro…
Pietro: "Ok did I pass the damn test or not?"
Forge: (waking up.) "Huh? Wha? Were you driving?"
Pietro: (hitting his head on the steering wheel) "I *HONK* QUIT."
…Back at the Brotherhood…
Lance: "So Pietro…Did you get a license or not?"
Pietro: "Indeed I did!"
Pietro holds up a license for the others to see.
Todd: "Hey! That's a fake!"
Pietro: "I know."
Fred: "Then why did you go through all that crap?"
Pietro: "Boredom?"
All 'cept Pietro fall over anime style.
THE END
Yes I know that was a bad ending…you have permission to flame away. Damn coffee beans. It's their fault.