Hey Yallz! This is picking up from the end of Part 1.
Haroku-Sama: SCENE CHANGE!!!
Quatre: No, wait! I wanna see more! ~falls over laughing~
The Magic Bean, Part 2
Whommmm…
~They have all miraculously moved to the humongous Olympic-sized pool~
Relena: AAAGGHH! How did you all get here!
Quatre: Scene change.
Relena: Oh. Um… what's wrong with Heero?
~Heero is in a blue swimming cap and green swim trunks, prancing aroung the
pool deck~
Heero: I wish to be a fish! I wish to be a fish!
Duo: If you're the holy Buddha, why don't you use your holy magic bean of
Coff-y to change yourself into a fish? ~snickers, holds up camera~
Heero: I am not Buddha! When was I Buddha? How could you think I was
Buddha? Why would I want to be Buddha? Who saw me be Buddha? I was
never Buddha! ~continues the fish chant~
Everyone: falls over laughing, Relena almost drowns
Heero: I shall save you! The magic bean of Coff-y has blessed me with
unimaginable power! ~belly-flops into pool~
Relena: No, really, I'm fine…
~Heero grabs her arm and drags her to the edge of the pool~
Everyone: ~continues laughing~
Heero: Ah! Now that that is taken care of, I must punish the O
Disrespectful one! ~walks over to Duo, picks him up (he has superhuman
strength from the magic bean of Coff-y) and throws him into the wall of
Relena's house, making a rather large dent~
Relena: AAAAA! My house!
Heero: Do not fear, miss! I shall punish the O Disrespectful One even more!
Haroku-Sama: No, you don't have to. I'll rewind.
~tend egral rehtar a gnikam ,esuoh s'aneleR fo llaw eht otni mih sworht dna
(y-ffoC fo naeb cigam eht morf htgnerts namuhrepus sah eh) pu mih skcip
,ouD ot revo sklaw~ !eno luftcepsersiD O eht hsinup tsum I ,fo erac nekat si
taht taht woN !hA :oreeH
Haroku-Sama: There we go. Heero, What are you going to do now?
Heero: Ahahahehehehehahaheheeeaahhehaheahehaheohohoohoeohoaoeh!
Duo: Oh God.
Heero: You called? ~is suddenly wearing white bedsheets, looking very holy
and calm~(3)
Wufei: ~snorts~ at least he's not being Buddha.
Trowa: …How does he do that?
Haroku-Sama: Coffee magic. Study your fanfics! ~hits him upside the head~
Trowa: ~rubs head~ …I apologize, Haroku-Sama.
Quatre: ~snickers~
Heero: ~is still standing with a calm look on his face, with hands together~
Duo: This is getting boring. What do you wanna do?
Haroku-Sama: ~pulls out a pair of scissors~ I dunno, what do you wanna do?
~Duo's face now goes the color of the bedsheets 'God' is wearing. He begins
to tremble and back away~
Duo: No. Not that. Anything but that! Please no. Oh God, no.
Heero: ~walks over and shields Duo~ All right.
Haroku-Sama: Out of my way, God!
Heero: ~steps aside~ As you wish.
Duo: Noooooo! NO, Heero- I mean God- I thought you were my friend! Help!
Save me! Nooo, not that! Spare me, Haroku-Sama!
Heero: ~smiles a Godly smile~ I am sorry, my child. ~deep Godly voice~ This
is too rich.
Quatre: Duo, gimme the camera! I have got to get this on tape!
Duo: NO! ~grabs tight on camera~
Quatre: ~runs over and pulls it out of his fear-weakened arms~
Duo: Noooooo!
Quatre: Rolling!
~the girls emerge from the house where they had been… you know, girl talk.
Hilde sees Duo being menaced with the scissors~
Hilde: NO! Don't hurt him! Please, Haroku-Sama! ~runs down the steps~
Haroku-Sama: Do not fear, Hilde. I'm just getting rid of this awful braid. A
little help here!
~Wufei and Trowa walk over and help to restrain him. 'God' looks on with a
Godly smile, and Quatre has everything on tape.~
Duo: HEEEELLLPPP!!!!!!! HHIIIIILLLDDDEEEE!
Hilde: Look how he's screaming! Don't, please! ~goes into bubble mode~ That
braid is his one love! (besides me, of course) He wouldn't be the same
without it!
Haroku-Sama: Mr. Melodramatic, who asked you to come here!
Mr. Melodramatic: Sorry. ~floats away to possess a Deathfic.
Hilde: Go Haroku! Chop that braid!
Duo: AAAAIIII—Trowa whacks him upside the head, knocking him out.
Catherine: Yay Trowa! My hero!
Heero: Yes? ~is suddenly back to the tank top and spandex~
Dorothy: How does he do that?
H-S, W, T, Q, R: Coffee magic.
Heero: Coffeemagicthatstillhasn'twornoffyet.
Heheahahaoehaoehahahaheoeoehahhahahaheheoehahoehaohe!
Haroku-Sama: I liked it better when you were God.
Heero: Too bad.
~Haroku-Sama finally chops off the braid, trims Duo's hair perfectly, then
smacks him to wake him up~
Duo: OW! ~immediately checks the back of his head~
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOmph
~Haroku-Sama puts her hand over his mouth and carries him to a full-length
mirror~
Haroku-Sama: Now SHUT UP!
Duo: ~wipes the tears from his eyes, looks at his reflection~ Hey…
Hilde: Here it comes.
Duo: ~flexes his 'muscles'~ I am dead sexy! Yeah! What what! Who's that?
That's Duo, man! Dead sexy! ~continues to pose in the mirror~
Quatre: this is too rich. ~is getting it all on tape~
Wufei: You are weak for putting up such a commotion about your hair!
Sally: Can it ~smacks him upside the head~
Wufei: Ha! You weak onna! You cannot cause me pain!
Sally: Try me. ~smacks him so that he flies a few hundred feet in the air and
lands in the pool~
~Duo is still talking to himself in the mirror~
Heero: I'mbored. Whatshouldwedonow?
Ahahaoaooheheehahaheheheheohohohoehaoeoehoaheheoaohehahaha!
Haroku-Sama: I say certain people who need to lighten up should be blessed
with the magic bean of Coff-y.
Heero: Goodidea. Whoshouldweblessfirst? Ahahahaohaoeheohashahaa!
Haroku-Sama: The silent one and the womanizer.
Quatre: I know! I know! Trowa and Wufei!
Trowa: …WHAT about me?
Haroku-Sama: You need to be blessed by the magic bean of Coff-y. SCENE
CHANGE!
Duo: No, wait, I'm not done! HEY!
Haroku-Sama: SCENE CHANGE!!!
Quatre: No, wait! I wanna see more! ~falls over laughing~
The Magic Bean, Part 2
Whommmm…
~They have all miraculously moved to the humongous Olympic-sized pool~
Relena: AAAGGHH! How did you all get here!
Quatre: Scene change.
Relena: Oh. Um… what's wrong with Heero?
~Heero is in a blue swimming cap and green swim trunks, prancing aroung the
pool deck~
Heero: I wish to be a fish! I wish to be a fish!
Duo: If you're the holy Buddha, why don't you use your holy magic bean of
Coff-y to change yourself into a fish? ~snickers, holds up camera~
Heero: I am not Buddha! When was I Buddha? How could you think I was
Buddha? Why would I want to be Buddha? Who saw me be Buddha? I was
never Buddha! ~continues the fish chant~
Everyone: falls over laughing, Relena almost drowns
Heero: I shall save you! The magic bean of Coff-y has blessed me with
unimaginable power! ~belly-flops into pool~
Relena: No, really, I'm fine…
~Heero grabs her arm and drags her to the edge of the pool~
Everyone: ~continues laughing~
Heero: Ah! Now that that is taken care of, I must punish the O
Disrespectful one! ~walks over to Duo, picks him up (he has superhuman
strength from the magic bean of Coff-y) and throws him into the wall of
Relena's house, making a rather large dent~
Relena: AAAAA! My house!
Heero: Do not fear, miss! I shall punish the O Disrespectful One even more!
Haroku-Sama: No, you don't have to. I'll rewind.
~tend egral rehtar a gnikam ,esuoh s'aneleR fo llaw eht otni mih sworht dna
(y-ffoC fo naeb cigam eht morf htgnerts namuhrepus sah eh) pu mih skcip
,ouD ot revo sklaw~ !eno luftcepsersiD O eht hsinup tsum I ,fo erac nekat si
taht taht woN !hA :oreeH
Haroku-Sama: There we go. Heero, What are you going to do now?
Heero: Ahahahehehehehahaheheeeaahhehaheahehaheohohoohoeohoaoeh!
Duo: Oh God.
Heero: You called? ~is suddenly wearing white bedsheets, looking very holy
and calm~(3)
Wufei: ~snorts~ at least he's not being Buddha.
Trowa: …How does he do that?
Haroku-Sama: Coffee magic. Study your fanfics! ~hits him upside the head~
Trowa: ~rubs head~ …I apologize, Haroku-Sama.
Quatre: ~snickers~
Heero: ~is still standing with a calm look on his face, with hands together~
Duo: This is getting boring. What do you wanna do?
Haroku-Sama: ~pulls out a pair of scissors~ I dunno, what do you wanna do?
~Duo's face now goes the color of the bedsheets 'God' is wearing. He begins
to tremble and back away~
Duo: No. Not that. Anything but that! Please no. Oh God, no.
Heero: ~walks over and shields Duo~ All right.
Haroku-Sama: Out of my way, God!
Heero: ~steps aside~ As you wish.
Duo: Noooooo! NO, Heero- I mean God- I thought you were my friend! Help!
Save me! Nooo, not that! Spare me, Haroku-Sama!
Heero: ~smiles a Godly smile~ I am sorry, my child. ~deep Godly voice~ This
is too rich.
Quatre: Duo, gimme the camera! I have got to get this on tape!
Duo: NO! ~grabs tight on camera~
Quatre: ~runs over and pulls it out of his fear-weakened arms~
Duo: Noooooo!
Quatre: Rolling!
~the girls emerge from the house where they had been… you know, girl talk.
Hilde sees Duo being menaced with the scissors~
Hilde: NO! Don't hurt him! Please, Haroku-Sama! ~runs down the steps~
Haroku-Sama: Do not fear, Hilde. I'm just getting rid of this awful braid. A
little help here!
~Wufei and Trowa walk over and help to restrain him. 'God' looks on with a
Godly smile, and Quatre has everything on tape.~
Duo: HEEEELLLPPP!!!!!!! HHIIIIILLLDDDEEEE!
Hilde: Look how he's screaming! Don't, please! ~goes into bubble mode~ That
braid is his one love! (besides me, of course) He wouldn't be the same
without it!
Haroku-Sama: Mr. Melodramatic, who asked you to come here!
Mr. Melodramatic: Sorry. ~floats away to possess a Deathfic.
Hilde: Go Haroku! Chop that braid!
Duo: AAAAIIII—Trowa whacks him upside the head, knocking him out.
Catherine: Yay Trowa! My hero!
Heero: Yes? ~is suddenly back to the tank top and spandex~
Dorothy: How does he do that?
H-S, W, T, Q, R: Coffee magic.
Heero: Coffeemagicthatstillhasn'twornoffyet.
Heheahahaoehaoehahahaheoeoehahhahahaheheoehahoehaohe!
Haroku-Sama: I liked it better when you were God.
Heero: Too bad.
~Haroku-Sama finally chops off the braid, trims Duo's hair perfectly, then
smacks him to wake him up~
Duo: OW! ~immediately checks the back of his head~
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOmph
~Haroku-Sama puts her hand over his mouth and carries him to a full-length
mirror~
Haroku-Sama: Now SHUT UP!
Duo: ~wipes the tears from his eyes, looks at his reflection~ Hey…
Hilde: Here it comes.
Duo: ~flexes his 'muscles'~ I am dead sexy! Yeah! What what! Who's that?
That's Duo, man! Dead sexy! ~continues to pose in the mirror~
Quatre: this is too rich. ~is getting it all on tape~
Wufei: You are weak for putting up such a commotion about your hair!
Sally: Can it ~smacks him upside the head~
Wufei: Ha! You weak onna! You cannot cause me pain!
Sally: Try me. ~smacks him so that he flies a few hundred feet in the air and
lands in the pool~
~Duo is still talking to himself in the mirror~
Heero: I'mbored. Whatshouldwedonow?
Ahahaoaooheheehahaheheheheohohohoehaoeoehoaheheoaohehahaha!
Haroku-Sama: I say certain people who need to lighten up should be blessed
with the magic bean of Coff-y.
Heero: Goodidea. Whoshouldweblessfirst? Ahahahaohaoeheohashahaa!
Haroku-Sama: The silent one and the womanizer.
Quatre: I know! I know! Trowa and Wufei!
Trowa: …WHAT about me?
Haroku-Sama: You need to be blessed by the magic bean of Coff-y. SCENE
CHANGE!
Duo: No, wait, I'm not done! HEY!