Picking up from Part 2…
Haroku-Sama: You need to be blessed by the magic bean of Coff-y. SCENE
CHANGE!
Duo: No, wait, I'm not done! HEY!
The Magic Bean, Part 3
Whommmm:
~They are now in the overly large kitchen. Trowa and a very wet Wufei are
tied to chairs, getting ready to be blessed with the magic bean.~
Wufei: INJUSTICE! RELENA, YOU WEAK ONNA, YOU WILL PAY FOR
LETTING THEM DO THIS TO ME!
Relena: I think it's great. You need to get some good-old-fashioned caffeine
and sugar in your veins!
Trowa: … … … … … …
Heero: Iwasblessedwiththewholebowlofsugar.Youwillbetoo! ~he begins to
force-feed Wufei with the highly sugared coffee~
Catherine: Trowa, your turn! ~she goes to feed him, but he just grabs it and
downs it in one gulp. Everyone sweatdrops. Trowa's weird hair stands on end
and his eye twitches, just like Heero's did.~
Heero: Aha!Itisworking!Youhavebeenblessed!
Trowa: Ahahaahaoheohehaoehahaheha! WhatmadeyouthinkIdidn'tlikecoffee?
Heero: ~hugs him and grins~ Wearecoffeeblessedbrothersnow!
Wufei: INJUSTICEINJUSTICEINJUSTICEINJUSTICE!
Thisblessingismakingmefeelextremelyabsurd! ~jumps out of his chair and
joins Heero and Trowa~
Trowa: Thecoffeeblessedoneswillconquertheworld!
Heero: Couldn'thavesaiditbettermyself!
Wufei: Justicehasbeenservedtothesilentoneandthewomanizer!
~Heero, Trowa, and Wufei burst out the door and start running around in
circles in the extremely large backyard. They stir up an enourmous dust
cloud.~
Haroku-Sama: ~pours herself a mug of sugary coffee and drinks it~
WaitformeOCoffeeBlessedOnes! ~she runs out to where they have moved to
the pool and joins them in prancing about the deck saying "I wish to be a
fish!"~
Quatre: ~is still taping this whole thing~
Duo: ~is admiring himself in the chrome surface of the coffee-maker~
Everyone else: O.o O.o O.o O.o O.o O.o O.o O.o O.o O.o O.o O.o O.o O.o O.o
The Next Morning:
Wufei: Ehhhh… Injust… oh, never mind…
Trowa: … … … my head… … …
Heero: Hn………
Haroku-Sama: What, you mean you guys have never had a caffeine hangover
before? Weaklings!
~Everyone else is sleeping with smiles on their faces. The night before they
had watched the entire tape, entitled "The Perfect Soldier, The Silent One,
and The Womanizer on Coffee"~
Duo: Come on Quatre, try some!
Quatre: No.
~¤~¤~The End!!!!! ^-^~¤~¤~
1. I apologize to all Buddhists who may be reading this fic. It's pretty
funny though!
2. The Mexican Stink eye is something that I do that freaks out a couple
of the guys I hang out with. I open my right eye wide, but I hold up my
lower eyelid on my left eye. It's hard to picture, but they think it's
the freakiest thing ever.
3. I also apologize to all Christians who find this offensive.
AN: Haroku is a chick from a manga I made. For all you Japanese people, it
probably means like 'chair' or something. Either that or it sounds like a boy's
name. Anyway, I changed my penname to Chibi-Haroku. (I like it to be up in
the A/B/C/D/E/F archive, cuz that's where everybody goes first)
~@-/--~ Chibi-Haroku
Haroku-Sama: You need to be blessed by the magic bean of Coff-y. SCENE
CHANGE!
Duo: No, wait, I'm not done! HEY!
The Magic Bean, Part 3
Whommmm:
~They are now in the overly large kitchen. Trowa and a very wet Wufei are
tied to chairs, getting ready to be blessed with the magic bean.~
Wufei: INJUSTICE! RELENA, YOU WEAK ONNA, YOU WILL PAY FOR
LETTING THEM DO THIS TO ME!
Relena: I think it's great. You need to get some good-old-fashioned caffeine
and sugar in your veins!
Trowa: … … … … … …
Heero: Iwasblessedwiththewholebowlofsugar.Youwillbetoo! ~he begins to
force-feed Wufei with the highly sugared coffee~
Catherine: Trowa, your turn! ~she goes to feed him, but he just grabs it and
downs it in one gulp. Everyone sweatdrops. Trowa's weird hair stands on end
and his eye twitches, just like Heero's did.~
Heero: Aha!Itisworking!Youhavebeenblessed!
Trowa: Ahahaahaoheohehaoehahaheha! WhatmadeyouthinkIdidn'tlikecoffee?
Heero: ~hugs him and grins~ Wearecoffeeblessedbrothersnow!
Wufei: INJUSTICEINJUSTICEINJUSTICEINJUSTICE!
Thisblessingismakingmefeelextremelyabsurd! ~jumps out of his chair and
joins Heero and Trowa~
Trowa: Thecoffeeblessedoneswillconquertheworld!
Heero: Couldn'thavesaiditbettermyself!
Wufei: Justicehasbeenservedtothesilentoneandthewomanizer!
~Heero, Trowa, and Wufei burst out the door and start running around in
circles in the extremely large backyard. They stir up an enourmous dust
cloud.~
Haroku-Sama: ~pours herself a mug of sugary coffee and drinks it~
WaitformeOCoffeeBlessedOnes! ~she runs out to where they have moved to
the pool and joins them in prancing about the deck saying "I wish to be a
fish!"~
Quatre: ~is still taping this whole thing~
Duo: ~is admiring himself in the chrome surface of the coffee-maker~
Everyone else: O.o O.o O.o O.o O.o O.o O.o O.o O.o O.o O.o O.o O.o O.o O.o
The Next Morning:
Wufei: Ehhhh… Injust… oh, never mind…
Trowa: … … … my head… … …
Heero: Hn………
Haroku-Sama: What, you mean you guys have never had a caffeine hangover
before? Weaklings!
~Everyone else is sleeping with smiles on their faces. The night before they
had watched the entire tape, entitled "The Perfect Soldier, The Silent One,
and The Womanizer on Coffee"~
Duo: Come on Quatre, try some!
Quatre: No.
~¤~¤~The End!!!!! ^-^~¤~¤~
1. I apologize to all Buddhists who may be reading this fic. It's pretty
funny though!
2. The Mexican Stink eye is something that I do that freaks out a couple
of the guys I hang out with. I open my right eye wide, but I hold up my
lower eyelid on my left eye. It's hard to picture, but they think it's
the freakiest thing ever.
3. I also apologize to all Christians who find this offensive.
AN: Haroku is a chick from a manga I made. For all you Japanese people, it
probably means like 'chair' or something. Either that or it sounds like a boy's
name. Anyway, I changed my penname to Chibi-Haroku. (I like it to be up in
the A/B/C/D/E/F archive, cuz that's where everybody goes first)
~@-/--~ Chibi-Haroku