Accidentally on Purpose
by Coneflower Adams
Note: This is another clone fic of mine. Overalls is a Jake clone from Newsies; Nishwash is a Mike Nesmith clone from The Monkees; Felipe is a Peter Tork clone from The Monkees.
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"Now, how do you get this thing workin'?" Nishwash asked, slipping into the Splicer Room with Overalls.
"I told you already, Nish!" the Jake clone hissed, making his way over the large machine. "You turn on this switch…" he pushed the oversized toggle that made the Splicer rumble lowly. "…and it comes on."
Nishwash nodded, making note of that fact. It might come in handy if he wanted to secretly make a clone himself.
"Hey fellahs" Felipe meekly peeked around the door frame ",what do you want me to do again?"
"You just stay right there and keep watch. If you see anyone coming especially a listee, tell us" Nish informed the naïve Peter clone. Felipe turned back to his position, thinking he was doing good for them.
By this time, Overalls was scanning the Spilcer. He had never actually worked it before, but he was crafty enough to figure it out. He started typing in what he wanted: a Les clone to torture - since he wasn't allowed to torture the younger clones. Overalls typed, grinning evilly. Nish pushed him out the way though before he could finish.
"Move over, man! I wanna try!" The Mike clone began typing wildly then pressed 'enter'. The usual buzzing came from the machine then stopped a moment later. Overalls pulled to open the chamber door, but saw nothing.
"Where's he at?" he murmured. Nishwash started bouncing like a teenage girl.
"Overalls, we made a bunny!"
The Jake clone looked down. Low and behold, between his legs, was a black'n'white bunny rabbit. Overalls knew exactly what kind of bunny it was. "AHHH!!!" He jumped back into Nish's arms, shrieking.
"Man, what's wrong?!?!" Nishwash yelled, his sunglasses falling off the bridge of his nose.
"What did you type?! Don't you know you made an evil LES bunny?! We gotta get this thing back in the Splicer and turn him into bug dust." Overalls jumped clumsily out of his friend's hold, a nutty expression on his face.
The bunny hopped around, innocently.
"Aww…" Nishwash cooed, replacing his sunglasses in the rightful place. "He don't look that evil."
"Nish, don't you have any clue what an evil LES bunny is?" Nishwash shook his head, confused. "Nevermind, help me get him into the Splicer."
With those words, Felipe appeared. He dashed to the bunny, scooping it up. "Don't hurt him!!!"
Overalls winced. *Great, now we'll never get rid of it.* "Felipe, why don't you put the bunny in the chamber and step back."
"NoOoOoOo! I know what you want to DO!" The poor naïve clone took off out the room, cradling the furry rodent close to his chest.
"Oh crud!" Overalls ran out to catch him, but Felipe had already disappeared into the Newsieverse. The Jake clone walked back to the Splicer, dejected. "Well, don't be surprised if Felipe gets the piss scared out of him and people start freaking out."
Nishwash heaved, still not getting it. "What is SO wrong with a rabbit?"
A mischievous grin fell on Overalls' lips. "Oh, you'll have to find out."
"Fine. Let's get back to my clone I wanted!"
The two huddled over the Splicer keyboard again.
by Coneflower Adams
Note: This is another clone fic of mine. Overalls is a Jake clone from Newsies; Nishwash is a Mike Nesmith clone from The Monkees; Felipe is a Peter Tork clone from The Monkees.
***
"Now, how do you get this thing workin'?" Nishwash asked, slipping into the Splicer Room with Overalls.
"I told you already, Nish!" the Jake clone hissed, making his way over the large machine. "You turn on this switch…" he pushed the oversized toggle that made the Splicer rumble lowly. "…and it comes on."
Nishwash nodded, making note of that fact. It might come in handy if he wanted to secretly make a clone himself.
"Hey fellahs" Felipe meekly peeked around the door frame ",what do you want me to do again?"
"You just stay right there and keep watch. If you see anyone coming especially a listee, tell us" Nish informed the naïve Peter clone. Felipe turned back to his position, thinking he was doing good for them.
By this time, Overalls was scanning the Spilcer. He had never actually worked it before, but he was crafty enough to figure it out. He started typing in what he wanted: a Les clone to torture - since he wasn't allowed to torture the younger clones. Overalls typed, grinning evilly. Nish pushed him out the way though before he could finish.
"Move over, man! I wanna try!" The Mike clone began typing wildly then pressed 'enter'. The usual buzzing came from the machine then stopped a moment later. Overalls pulled to open the chamber door, but saw nothing.
"Where's he at?" he murmured. Nishwash started bouncing like a teenage girl.
"Overalls, we made a bunny!"
The Jake clone looked down. Low and behold, between his legs, was a black'n'white bunny rabbit. Overalls knew exactly what kind of bunny it was. "AHHH!!!" He jumped back into Nish's arms, shrieking.
"Man, what's wrong?!?!" Nishwash yelled, his sunglasses falling off the bridge of his nose.
"What did you type?! Don't you know you made an evil LES bunny?! We gotta get this thing back in the Splicer and turn him into bug dust." Overalls jumped clumsily out of his friend's hold, a nutty expression on his face.
The bunny hopped around, innocently.
"Aww…" Nishwash cooed, replacing his sunglasses in the rightful place. "He don't look that evil."
"Nish, don't you have any clue what an evil LES bunny is?" Nishwash shook his head, confused. "Nevermind, help me get him into the Splicer."
With those words, Felipe appeared. He dashed to the bunny, scooping it up. "Don't hurt him!!!"
Overalls winced. *Great, now we'll never get rid of it.* "Felipe, why don't you put the bunny in the chamber and step back."
"NoOoOoOo! I know what you want to DO!" The poor naïve clone took off out the room, cradling the furry rodent close to his chest.
"Oh crud!" Overalls ran out to catch him, but Felipe had already disappeared into the Newsieverse. The Jake clone walked back to the Splicer, dejected. "Well, don't be surprised if Felipe gets the piss scared out of him and people start freaking out."
Nishwash heaved, still not getting it. "What is SO wrong with a rabbit?"
A mischievous grin fell on Overalls' lips. "Oh, you'll have to find out."
"Fine. Let's get back to my clone I wanted!"
The two huddled over the Splicer keyboard again.