Clone list: Overalls- Jake clone, Nishwash- Mike Nesmith clone, Paisley- Peter Tork clone, Felipe- Peter Tork clone, Robert- Mike Nesmith clone, Madame- Sarah Jacobs clone, Kloppy- Kloppman clone...I think that's it. Hope I didn't confuse anyone :P
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Back at Cone's LH, Felipe had finished his mad dash away from Dr. Wisecracks' office with the evil LES bunny in his arms. He sat down on the wooden swing, catching his breath. "It's all right, Mr. Bunny. I won't let anything happen to you." He rubbed his hand along the soft fur of the rabbit. "You're safe with me."
All the sudden, the bunny turned into a little, dark-haired boy. Felipe yelped, pushing him off his lap. The bunny had morphed into Les!
"I wov you!" He stared at Felipe with big brown eyes; his arms held open wide - readying to hug. The cuteness was enough to make you hurl. Poor Felipe ran to the stairs and back into the LH in record timing. Les decided to sword fight with the air.
***
Paisley approached the Splicer Room with caution. He had seen Felipe run out carrying a bundle, and the noise coming from the office was too loud to ignore. He tiptoed into the open door, peeking in. There stood Nishwash and Overalls typing something into the Splicer keyboard. Paisley smirked, knowing trouble was to follow…more like already had come though.
"Hey guys."
The two guilty clones spun around, surprised as heck. "PAISLEY! Don't do that!" Nish said, clinching his chest.
Paisley just laughed at his brother and strolled on in. "So, you two anticipating getting in trouble?"
Nishwash rolled his eyes. "Will you shut up and be our new look out guy? Felipe got…distracted."
"Yeah, sure. But tell me what you're making first."
Overalls smirked, pushing his bowler up a little with his thumb. "Y'know that Weakest Link chick?"
"Yeah. I watch that show with you guys!"
Nish couldn't contain his excitement, and blurted out, "We want to clone her!"
The Peter clone through his friends a disturbed look. "Why?"
"Why?" Nishwash repeated, mirroring the *look*. "She's a great looking chick!"
"You say that about every chick!"
"No, I don't!" He started counting names off his fingers. "I didn't say that about Cone or Dot or Skitch or…"
"They're all listees. I know you're afraid to say things about the listees." Paisley grinned in triumph as Nish's mouth hung open. His secret had been revealed!
"Hey, guys!" Overalls stepped between them. "Can we make this chick and get out of here?"
"Whatever, man" the two Monkees clones said in unison. Overalls pushed 'enter', and the machine began to rumble again. The egg timer sound went off. Nishwash immediately opened the chamber.
He peered in to see something he wasn't expecting. Instead of the lady on the Weakest Link show, he stared at a Sarah Jacobs clone. Some features were different though. She was wearing glasses, her hair was in a bun, she bore a long black coat, and held a ruler in her right hand.
"You're not that Weakest Link chick! I've been gypped!"
"What is the capitol of Hawaii?" she spat at him, instantly.
Nish shrugged. "I don't know."
"No, the correct answer is Honolulu. You are the weakest link, goodbye!" She smacked him over the head with her ruler before puttering out of the Splicer.
***
Les walked around the LH looking for someone to hug. It was common knowledge to the people who read "The Evil Behind Egroups" fic that the evil LES bunny was out to destroy everyone. He'd be all cute and cuddly, not to look too suspicious when he would trick them into drinking Pulitzer juice! He needed to get them to hug him first, so he could control them.
He found Kloppy switching in the hallway on the second floor. This was his chance. He started running up to Kloppy, arms held open wide. The old man heard loud footsteps drawing near him and turned around to see his invader.
"I wov you!" Les was about to hug him when Kloppy smacked Les in the head with his broom. The boy turned back into a bunny. Kloppy laughed as he shooed the bunny down the stairs.
***
Robert sat on the bandstand in the Rainbow Room trying his best to come up with a new song…something original, not a song from his real life counterpart - Mike Nesmith. His mind had just sparked with an idea when a small figure caught his eye. He raised his gaze to see a black'n'white rabbit hopping towards him.
"Oh man, one of Felipe's pets musta got loose." Robert set his pen and paper down, scooping up the bunny. He had gotten at the foot of the stairs when Felipe came running down.
*Oh good, it's Robert! He'll help me!" The Peter clone thought, thankfully.
"Hey Felipe, I found onna your rabbits."
Before he could even speak, the sight of the evil LES bunny freaked him out once again. He ran back up the stairs. A door slamming could be heard a moment later.
Robert was left there, bunny in arms, confused as to why the animal-loving Felipe would be scared of an innocent bunny.
***
Overalls collapsed on the floor, holding his side. Tears were almost seeping out of the corners of his eyes as he laughed at the scene that just happened. Nishwash rubbed his head.
"That hurt!" he whined.
Paisley, the ever-so-nice guy, walked up to the Sarah clone - who stood in the middle of the room. "Hi, I'm Paisley." He stuck out his hand to shake, but she glared at him through her glasses.
"What song did the Beatles sing on their television debut on the Ed Sullivan Show?"
He grinned proudly, knowing the answer. "I Wanna Hold Your Hand."
A sudden smile crossed the Sarah clone's lips. "Correct. I am Madame."
"Well, howdy, Madame" Nishwash greeted, slightly bitter. "Why did you hit me, but didn't hit him?"
Madame glared at Nish now. "Whose brain is a size zero?"
The semi-ditzy Mike clone scrunched his nose. "I don't get it."
"You dingbat!" Overalls yelled, smacking his friend on the forehead.
"OW!!! Stop hitting me!!!"
"All these things Madame is saying is from the show. It's like the Weakest Link chick's personality in Sarah Jacobs' body."
"I didn't know that" Nish retorted.
"You watch the show! How can you not notice the show?!"
Nishwash cringed at Overalls' out burst. "I sorta just watch the chick, and don't pay much mind to everything else."
Overalls heaved, throwing his hands up in frustration. "Either your stoned all the time or you're just plain stupid."
Paisley and Madame were watching the scene unfold with amused faces. After a few minutes, they got tired of it.
"Want me to show you around?" he asked, offering his arm.
Taking his arm, Madame replied, "I'd love you to."
***
Back at Cone's LH, Felipe had finished his mad dash away from Dr. Wisecracks' office with the evil LES bunny in his arms. He sat down on the wooden swing, catching his breath. "It's all right, Mr. Bunny. I won't let anything happen to you." He rubbed his hand along the soft fur of the rabbit. "You're safe with me."
All the sudden, the bunny turned into a little, dark-haired boy. Felipe yelped, pushing him off his lap. The bunny had morphed into Les!
"I wov you!" He stared at Felipe with big brown eyes; his arms held open wide - readying to hug. The cuteness was enough to make you hurl. Poor Felipe ran to the stairs and back into the LH in record timing. Les decided to sword fight with the air.
***
Paisley approached the Splicer Room with caution. He had seen Felipe run out carrying a bundle, and the noise coming from the office was too loud to ignore. He tiptoed into the open door, peeking in. There stood Nishwash and Overalls typing something into the Splicer keyboard. Paisley smirked, knowing trouble was to follow…more like already had come though.
"Hey guys."
The two guilty clones spun around, surprised as heck. "PAISLEY! Don't do that!" Nish said, clinching his chest.
Paisley just laughed at his brother and strolled on in. "So, you two anticipating getting in trouble?"
Nishwash rolled his eyes. "Will you shut up and be our new look out guy? Felipe got…distracted."
"Yeah, sure. But tell me what you're making first."
Overalls smirked, pushing his bowler up a little with his thumb. "Y'know that Weakest Link chick?"
"Yeah. I watch that show with you guys!"
Nish couldn't contain his excitement, and blurted out, "We want to clone her!"
The Peter clone through his friends a disturbed look. "Why?"
"Why?" Nishwash repeated, mirroring the *look*. "She's a great looking chick!"
"You say that about every chick!"
"No, I don't!" He started counting names off his fingers. "I didn't say that about Cone or Dot or Skitch or…"
"They're all listees. I know you're afraid to say things about the listees." Paisley grinned in triumph as Nish's mouth hung open. His secret had been revealed!
"Hey, guys!" Overalls stepped between them. "Can we make this chick and get out of here?"
"Whatever, man" the two Monkees clones said in unison. Overalls pushed 'enter', and the machine began to rumble again. The egg timer sound went off. Nishwash immediately opened the chamber.
He peered in to see something he wasn't expecting. Instead of the lady on the Weakest Link show, he stared at a Sarah Jacobs clone. Some features were different though. She was wearing glasses, her hair was in a bun, she bore a long black coat, and held a ruler in her right hand.
"You're not that Weakest Link chick! I've been gypped!"
"What is the capitol of Hawaii?" she spat at him, instantly.
Nish shrugged. "I don't know."
"No, the correct answer is Honolulu. You are the weakest link, goodbye!" She smacked him over the head with her ruler before puttering out of the Splicer.
***
Les walked around the LH looking for someone to hug. It was common knowledge to the people who read "The Evil Behind Egroups" fic that the evil LES bunny was out to destroy everyone. He'd be all cute and cuddly, not to look too suspicious when he would trick them into drinking Pulitzer juice! He needed to get them to hug him first, so he could control them.
He found Kloppy switching in the hallway on the second floor. This was his chance. He started running up to Kloppy, arms held open wide. The old man heard loud footsteps drawing near him and turned around to see his invader.
"I wov you!" Les was about to hug him when Kloppy smacked Les in the head with his broom. The boy turned back into a bunny. Kloppy laughed as he shooed the bunny down the stairs.
***
Robert sat on the bandstand in the Rainbow Room trying his best to come up with a new song…something original, not a song from his real life counterpart - Mike Nesmith. His mind had just sparked with an idea when a small figure caught his eye. He raised his gaze to see a black'n'white rabbit hopping towards him.
"Oh man, one of Felipe's pets musta got loose." Robert set his pen and paper down, scooping up the bunny. He had gotten at the foot of the stairs when Felipe came running down.
*Oh good, it's Robert! He'll help me!" The Peter clone thought, thankfully.
"Hey Felipe, I found onna your rabbits."
Before he could even speak, the sight of the evil LES bunny freaked him out once again. He ran back up the stairs. A door slamming could be heard a moment later.
Robert was left there, bunny in arms, confused as to why the animal-loving Felipe would be scared of an innocent bunny.
***
Overalls collapsed on the floor, holding his side. Tears were almost seeping out of the corners of his eyes as he laughed at the scene that just happened. Nishwash rubbed his head.
"That hurt!" he whined.
Paisley, the ever-so-nice guy, walked up to the Sarah clone - who stood in the middle of the room. "Hi, I'm Paisley." He stuck out his hand to shake, but she glared at him through her glasses.
"What song did the Beatles sing on their television debut on the Ed Sullivan Show?"
He grinned proudly, knowing the answer. "I Wanna Hold Your Hand."
A sudden smile crossed the Sarah clone's lips. "Correct. I am Madame."
"Well, howdy, Madame" Nishwash greeted, slightly bitter. "Why did you hit me, but didn't hit him?"
Madame glared at Nish now. "Whose brain is a size zero?"
The semi-ditzy Mike clone scrunched his nose. "I don't get it."
"You dingbat!" Overalls yelled, smacking his friend on the forehead.
"OW!!! Stop hitting me!!!"
"All these things Madame is saying is from the show. It's like the Weakest Link chick's personality in Sarah Jacobs' body."
"I didn't know that" Nish retorted.
"You watch the show! How can you not notice the show?!"
Nishwash cringed at Overalls' out burst. "I sorta just watch the chick, and don't pay much mind to everything else."
Overalls heaved, throwing his hands up in frustration. "Either your stoned all the time or you're just plain stupid."
Paisley and Madame were watching the scene unfold with amused faces. After a few minutes, they got tired of it.
"Want me to show you around?" he asked, offering his arm.
Taking his arm, Madame replied, "I'd love you to."