AN: Hi peoples... thanx for the reviews.. even though i only got a couple at the moment.. well anyways here is chapter two. Disclaimer and everything on chapter one. Enjoy!
TV announcer person: Previously on Vegeta Insaiyan, Vegeta is hungry, stupid and dead, and the fat green blobby booger guy is about to announce Vegeta's fate.
*start theme song - some kind of annoying yet catchy music*
Lalalalalalala... Vegeta Insaiyan... LalLaALAlalaLALallaalaLaLAlAlalaLaLaLa!
*end annoying stupid pointless music and start of story*
"So, how long do I have to stay in here for, Mr Blob?"
"I don't know. I just came here to ask if you were here."
"Ummm..... why?"
"Because I am really your long-lost son, Trunks!!!!"
The blob guy shed its skin and revealed Trunks!!"
"Trunks? What are you doing here?"
"Well, you forgot your jacket."
"Oh thankyou son. See ya later!" Vegeta grabbed the jacket and waved Trunks goodbye.
"Umm.. dad.. don't you want me to rescue you?"
"Don't worry, son. I have the resources to get out by myself. I don't need a little brat like you to help me."
"WELL FINE THEN!! BE THAT WAY!! YOU ARE SO STUPID, YOU KNOW."
Trunks, once again, ran off into the distance.
Five seconds later, Vegeta got out his Pokémon GameBoy game.
"Err, what are you doing, Veggie?"
"You'll see, Mister Doctor Freeze."
Vegeta turned on the GameBoy and loaded the game. Then, he stood up near the door of the cell, and yelled out several.. um.. weird things.
"CHARIZARD, I CHOOSE YOU!! USE YOUR FLAMETHROWER TO BURN AN EXIT IN THIS CELL!!! GO!!!!!"
~silence~
"I SAID GO!!!!"
~crickets heard in background~
"Oh well, time for plan B!"
Everyone in the cell was just staring at Vegeta. They thought that they knew the meaning of the word 'weird' when they saw Frieza... but Vegeta gave it a whole new meaning.
Meanwhile, back at Capsule Corp, the Z fighters all met together to talk about the Cell Games.
"Ok people... err.. and Namek....we have to defeat Cell during the-"
"HEY!! GOKU, THAT'S NOT FAIR!!! I'M NOT CLASSIFIED AS A PERSON?? WELL I MAYASWELL JUST GO AHEAD AND KILL MYSELF!! NO ONE CARES ABOUT ME ANY MORE!! NO ONE EVEN LISTENS TO ME DAMMIT!!! NO ONE EVEN--- HEYYYYYY YOU'RE NOT LISTENING TO ME!!!!!"
"That's nice, Piccolo. Anyway, as I was saying, we have to defeat Cell in the Cell Games otherwise we'll look bad on TV. And we'll probably all be dead."
"LOOK BAD ON TV?? YOU CAN COUNT ME OUT!!!" Yamcha ran away to the TV and started watching Pokémon.
"Why is everyone obsessed with Pokémon nowadays? Geez... first Goku, then Piccolo, then Yamcha, and now even Vegeta likes it... Man, now that I think of it, I think I'm the only one who doesn't like it...."
Gohan looked around to see that everyone had gone... to the TV.
"Aww.. see what I mean? I reckon we should just give up the Cell Games and classify ourselves Poké freaks..."
Vegeta opened the door and stood in front of Gohan.
"No, Gohan!! Never give up!! That is un-saiyanly!!"
"Vegeta? What are you doing here? I heard that you were dead...how did you come back to life?"
"I do not know. As a matter of fact I am not actually here. I am a figment of your imagination." Vegeta disappeared.
"o...k... I think I've inherited some insanity here.."
In the prison cell in the next dimension, Vegeta tried many ways of escaping. After the Pokémon thing, he tried summoning the magic of the Clow Cards to escape... then he tried to open a Digi-Port in the cell... however, none of these worked.
"Damn this stupid cell!!! I hate it!!! DAMN THIS CELL!!! DAMMIT!!!!! THIS STUPID DAMN CELL IS STUPID!!! DAMN STUPID!!! STUPID DAMN STUPID DAMNED CELL!!"
On the other side of the cell bars, Vegeta spotted a plate of food.
"FOOOOOOOOOD!!!! YESSSSSS!!!!!"
He used his brute strength to bend apart the bars of the cell, then he got the food, stepped back into the cell, and closed the bars up again.
"YAY!! Now that I have food, I should be able to think of a way to get out of this blasted cell!!!"
"Hey," yelled a guy from the back of the cell.
"Hey, Vegeta. Guess who?"
Vegeta scoffed down a few mouthfulls of food then turned around to see who was calling him.
"Huh? Whove dat?"
"It's me, Vegeta. It's been a long time. I think we have a score to settle..."
At Capsule Corp (after Pokémon was finished, of course), Trunks arrived.
"Trunksy!! Welcome back, son!! How are you? I've missed you so much!!"
"Umm.. mum.. I've only been gone for half an hour...."
"Oh yeah. Well, never mind."
"Well, anyways, people, I have some news to tell you."
Everyone turned to face Trunks.
"My father.. he's dead!!!!!!!!!"
~~silence~~
"WELL DON'T YOU PEOPLE CARE???"
Gohan stepped forward.
"Sorry to tell you Trunks but... uh...we already know."
"Huh? But.. how???"
"Because Master Roshi is here."
"So what? How did he know?"
"I dunno.. he always seems to know stuff that he never heard about."
"What?"
"Well, you know, he always knows stuff that he's not supposed to... like when Android 19 and 20 first arrived and Marron came to see Krillin and then Roshi told her about everythin that happened to Dad and the others... come on! Surely you've noticed already!!"
"Ummm.. no... I was in the future when they showed that episode on TV."
"Oh, ok. Never mind then. But the fact remains that we know about Vegeta."
"Geez this world is messed up... I think I should go back to my own timeline.
"Yeh, yeh, lemme guess.. you'll run off into the distance and then come back two paragraphs later."
"Something like that."
Trunks ran off into the distance.
Back at the cell, no.. not Cell... he's not gonna appear for a while... anyways in that place where Vegeta is...
"Hey Vegeta, remember me?"
Nappa stepped forward wearing a little pink ballerina costume. At his side was Raditz, wearing a spandex suit like Vegeta's.
"Hey, Nappies, Radish, long time no see!"
"Err.. yeh.. anyways, why are you here? Did Kakarot defeat you?"
"Kakarot? Beat ME? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Vegeta rolled around the floor in laughter for about 12 seconds.
"No, I killed myself because he saw me cry."
"Oh.. right.. well anyways... we have a few questions we'd like to ask you."
"Yeah, likewise. Why are you wearing pink? Pink is MY colour!! MINE, I SAY!! Radish is allowed to wear my spandex though."
"PINK IS MY COLOUR, VEGETA. IT ALWAYS HAS BEEN AND YOU KNOW IT."
"Damn stupid nappies..."
"SHUT UP VEGETA!! Well anyway I wanted to settle a score we have. You killed me. Now I will kill you."
"Oh ok.. I guess so."
Nappa powered up to about power level 10 000 then shot an energy blast at Vegeta.
"Stupid nappy head... Don't you know anything? First of all, I am more powerful than you.. second of all, I am already DEAD you doofus..and third of all, you can't fight unless you have a cool battle costume. Haven't you been watching Cardcaptors lately?"
"Yeah.. I have.. I saw this on one of the episodes.."
"Really? Well, in that case, GIMME THAT DAMN COSTUME!! I WANT IT!!! Don't you think I'll look sooo nice and pretty in a pink ballerina costume?"
"......"
"Well?? Dontcha?? And what's with Radish? Why ain't he talking?"
"Oh, his voice actor didn't want to do the voice for him any more because he was too ugly. Anyways, he isn't important. I mean, he's related to Kakarot.. and that explains everything."
"Rightio.. well anyways Nappies my old buddy, since you have the best costume here, you are the only one capable of getting us out of here. Come on, blast the cell door!!!!"
"Well.. ok Vegeta.. whatever you say. KAAAAAA....MEEEEEE......HAAAAAA......MEEEEEEEE......"
"WAIT!!!! Nappies.. you never learnt that attack... and you don't even know about it."
"Oh yeah. Thanks for the advice Vegeta. I'll do my Big Burp Attack. BIG BUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPP ATTACK!!!!!!!!!"
The whole next dimension exploded and Vegeta and Nappa found themselves back on Earth.
"Good job, Nappy. Hey.. where's freezer and radish?"
"Don't know and don't care. Let's go blow up some buildings."
"Patience, Nappy, patience. First we must find the Dragonballs and make some ridiculous wish. Quick!! To the Vegetamobile!! My wife..er.. I mean.. someone I know.. has a device that will let us locate the Dragonballs. Let's go!"
"Wife? You have a WIFE??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I feel sorry for her..."
"SHUTTUP NAPPY!"
Does anybody have a clue what's going on and why? Are Frieza and Raditz alive? Will Vegeta and Nappa find all 7 Dragonballs? Will Bulma get a divorce? (Even though they aint officially married...) Will Trunks come back in the next dimension? Find out next time on.. VEGETA INSAIYAN!!!!
Please review!!
Note: No vegetables have been harmed in the making of this film... [yet].
TV announcer person: Previously on Vegeta Insaiyan, Vegeta is hungry, stupid and dead, and the fat green blobby booger guy is about to announce Vegeta's fate.
*start theme song - some kind of annoying yet catchy music*
Lalalalalalala... Vegeta Insaiyan... LalLaALAlalaLALallaalaLaLAlAlalaLaLaLa!
*end annoying stupid pointless music and start of story*
"So, how long do I have to stay in here for, Mr Blob?"
"I don't know. I just came here to ask if you were here."
"Ummm..... why?"
"Because I am really your long-lost son, Trunks!!!!"
The blob guy shed its skin and revealed Trunks!!"
"Trunks? What are you doing here?"
"Well, you forgot your jacket."
"Oh thankyou son. See ya later!" Vegeta grabbed the jacket and waved Trunks goodbye.
"Umm.. dad.. don't you want me to rescue you?"
"Don't worry, son. I have the resources to get out by myself. I don't need a little brat like you to help me."
"WELL FINE THEN!! BE THAT WAY!! YOU ARE SO STUPID, YOU KNOW."
Trunks, once again, ran off into the distance.
Five seconds later, Vegeta got out his Pokémon GameBoy game.
"Err, what are you doing, Veggie?"
"You'll see, Mister Doctor Freeze."
Vegeta turned on the GameBoy and loaded the game. Then, he stood up near the door of the cell, and yelled out several.. um.. weird things.
"CHARIZARD, I CHOOSE YOU!! USE YOUR FLAMETHROWER TO BURN AN EXIT IN THIS CELL!!! GO!!!!!"
~silence~
"I SAID GO!!!!"
~crickets heard in background~
"Oh well, time for plan B!"
Everyone in the cell was just staring at Vegeta. They thought that they knew the meaning of the word 'weird' when they saw Frieza... but Vegeta gave it a whole new meaning.
Meanwhile, back at Capsule Corp, the Z fighters all met together to talk about the Cell Games.
"Ok people... err.. and Namek....we have to defeat Cell during the-"
"HEY!! GOKU, THAT'S NOT FAIR!!! I'M NOT CLASSIFIED AS A PERSON?? WELL I MAYASWELL JUST GO AHEAD AND KILL MYSELF!! NO ONE CARES ABOUT ME ANY MORE!! NO ONE EVEN LISTENS TO ME DAMMIT!!! NO ONE EVEN--- HEYYYYYY YOU'RE NOT LISTENING TO ME!!!!!"
"That's nice, Piccolo. Anyway, as I was saying, we have to defeat Cell in the Cell Games otherwise we'll look bad on TV. And we'll probably all be dead."
"LOOK BAD ON TV?? YOU CAN COUNT ME OUT!!!" Yamcha ran away to the TV and started watching Pokémon.
"Why is everyone obsessed with Pokémon nowadays? Geez... first Goku, then Piccolo, then Yamcha, and now even Vegeta likes it... Man, now that I think of it, I think I'm the only one who doesn't like it...."
Gohan looked around to see that everyone had gone... to the TV.
"Aww.. see what I mean? I reckon we should just give up the Cell Games and classify ourselves Poké freaks..."
Vegeta opened the door and stood in front of Gohan.
"No, Gohan!! Never give up!! That is un-saiyanly!!"
"Vegeta? What are you doing here? I heard that you were dead...how did you come back to life?"
"I do not know. As a matter of fact I am not actually here. I am a figment of your imagination." Vegeta disappeared.
"o...k... I think I've inherited some insanity here.."
In the prison cell in the next dimension, Vegeta tried many ways of escaping. After the Pokémon thing, he tried summoning the magic of the Clow Cards to escape... then he tried to open a Digi-Port in the cell... however, none of these worked.
"Damn this stupid cell!!! I hate it!!! DAMN THIS CELL!!! DAMMIT!!!!! THIS STUPID DAMN CELL IS STUPID!!! DAMN STUPID!!! STUPID DAMN STUPID DAMNED CELL!!"
On the other side of the cell bars, Vegeta spotted a plate of food.
"FOOOOOOOOOD!!!! YESSSSSS!!!!!"
He used his brute strength to bend apart the bars of the cell, then he got the food, stepped back into the cell, and closed the bars up again.
"YAY!! Now that I have food, I should be able to think of a way to get out of this blasted cell!!!"
"Hey," yelled a guy from the back of the cell.
"Hey, Vegeta. Guess who?"
Vegeta scoffed down a few mouthfulls of food then turned around to see who was calling him.
"Huh? Whove dat?"
"It's me, Vegeta. It's been a long time. I think we have a score to settle..."
At Capsule Corp (after Pokémon was finished, of course), Trunks arrived.
"Trunksy!! Welcome back, son!! How are you? I've missed you so much!!"
"Umm.. mum.. I've only been gone for half an hour...."
"Oh yeah. Well, never mind."
"Well, anyways, people, I have some news to tell you."
Everyone turned to face Trunks.
"My father.. he's dead!!!!!!!!!"
~~silence~~
"WELL DON'T YOU PEOPLE CARE???"
Gohan stepped forward.
"Sorry to tell you Trunks but... uh...we already know."
"Huh? But.. how???"
"Because Master Roshi is here."
"So what? How did he know?"
"I dunno.. he always seems to know stuff that he never heard about."
"What?"
"Well, you know, he always knows stuff that he's not supposed to... like when Android 19 and 20 first arrived and Marron came to see Krillin and then Roshi told her about everythin that happened to Dad and the others... come on! Surely you've noticed already!!"
"Ummm.. no... I was in the future when they showed that episode on TV."
"Oh, ok. Never mind then. But the fact remains that we know about Vegeta."
"Geez this world is messed up... I think I should go back to my own timeline.
"Yeh, yeh, lemme guess.. you'll run off into the distance and then come back two paragraphs later."
"Something like that."
Trunks ran off into the distance.
Back at the cell, no.. not Cell... he's not gonna appear for a while... anyways in that place where Vegeta is...
"Hey Vegeta, remember me?"
Nappa stepped forward wearing a little pink ballerina costume. At his side was Raditz, wearing a spandex suit like Vegeta's.
"Hey, Nappies, Radish, long time no see!"
"Err.. yeh.. anyways, why are you here? Did Kakarot defeat you?"
"Kakarot? Beat ME? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Vegeta rolled around the floor in laughter for about 12 seconds.
"No, I killed myself because he saw me cry."
"Oh.. right.. well anyways... we have a few questions we'd like to ask you."
"Yeah, likewise. Why are you wearing pink? Pink is MY colour!! MINE, I SAY!! Radish is allowed to wear my spandex though."
"PINK IS MY COLOUR, VEGETA. IT ALWAYS HAS BEEN AND YOU KNOW IT."
"Damn stupid nappies..."
"SHUT UP VEGETA!! Well anyway I wanted to settle a score we have. You killed me. Now I will kill you."
"Oh ok.. I guess so."
Nappa powered up to about power level 10 000 then shot an energy blast at Vegeta.
"Stupid nappy head... Don't you know anything? First of all, I am more powerful than you.. second of all, I am already DEAD you doofus..and third of all, you can't fight unless you have a cool battle costume. Haven't you been watching Cardcaptors lately?"
"Yeah.. I have.. I saw this on one of the episodes.."
"Really? Well, in that case, GIMME THAT DAMN COSTUME!! I WANT IT!!! Don't you think I'll look sooo nice and pretty in a pink ballerina costume?"
"......"
"Well?? Dontcha?? And what's with Radish? Why ain't he talking?"
"Oh, his voice actor didn't want to do the voice for him any more because he was too ugly. Anyways, he isn't important. I mean, he's related to Kakarot.. and that explains everything."
"Rightio.. well anyways Nappies my old buddy, since you have the best costume here, you are the only one capable of getting us out of here. Come on, blast the cell door!!!!"
"Well.. ok Vegeta.. whatever you say. KAAAAAA....MEEEEEE......HAAAAAA......MEEEEEEEE......"
"WAIT!!!! Nappies.. you never learnt that attack... and you don't even know about it."
"Oh yeah. Thanks for the advice Vegeta. I'll do my Big Burp Attack. BIG BUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPP ATTACK!!!!!!!!!"
The whole next dimension exploded and Vegeta and Nappa found themselves back on Earth.
"Good job, Nappy. Hey.. where's freezer and radish?"
"Don't know and don't care. Let's go blow up some buildings."
"Patience, Nappy, patience. First we must find the Dragonballs and make some ridiculous wish. Quick!! To the Vegetamobile!! My wife..er.. I mean.. someone I know.. has a device that will let us locate the Dragonballs. Let's go!"
"Wife? You have a WIFE??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I feel sorry for her..."
"SHUTTUP NAPPY!"
Does anybody have a clue what's going on and why? Are Frieza and Raditz alive? Will Vegeta and Nappa find all 7 Dragonballs? Will Bulma get a divorce? (Even though they aint officially married...) Will Trunks come back in the next dimension? Find out next time on.. VEGETA INSAIYAN!!!!
Please review!!
Note: No vegetables have been harmed in the making of this film... [yet].