AN: Ok... here's chapter three. Methinks this will be the last chaper. Well, enjoy!!
Vegeta and Nappa jumped into the Vegetamobile. Well... a pink beetle Volkswagon that they just stole from an old granny. They raced towards Capsule Corp at an amazing speed of 30 km/h.
"Hey Vegeta, can we stop for a second? I need to go to the bathroom..."
"NO! There's no time."
"Well... could we stop and steal a new car? We could get there in half the time..."
"NO! There's no time."
"Can I stop and get a haircut?"
"NO!!"
"Can we stop and pick up a hitch hiker?"
"NO!!!"
"Umm... well can we stop and get some icecream?"
"NO!!! If you really want icecream then you should have asked freezer boy when he was still alive. Just shut up!! We have no time for icecream or anything else now!!!"
"But... but... Vegeta... awww you're such a meanie now. I remember the good old days when we used to annihilate entire species and blow up planets together. What happened to that fun-loving Vegeta?"
"HEY! I'M STILL COOL! JUST ASK MY SON! HE'LL TELL YOU THAT I'M COOL TO BE WITH!"
Trunks suddenly appeared in the back seat of the Vegetamobile.
"Hey dad and stupid big dead person!"
"TRUNKS!! YOU'RE BACK!! See, Nappy? I told you I'm the best... my son came back just for me."
"Umm... actually, I didn't, dad. I hate you. You're an annoying old fart, not to mention the most embarrassing person to be with in the entire universe. More embarrassing than Zarbon, even though I don't know who Zarbon is because he was in the episodes before me. I just came back for my allowance. I think you owe me $3.28 and a can of coke."
"Oh yeah. Ummm.... Go ask your mother. The granny that I stole this car from stole my purse in the process, so I'm kinda broke."
"You had a purse? You lost it to an old granny??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
"Shut up boy. That old granny put up a good fight. I think she broke one of my nails..."
"HA!! Well I think I'm going to get the dragonballs and wish I'm not related to you and never have to see you again in my life… and even if I die... so bye dad and Mister Nappy guy."
Trunks ran off into the distance.
Meanwhile, at the tournament ring for the Cell games, Cell stood there waiting for the tournament to start.
"I'm so lonely. I need a friend. I wonder if they sell soft toys of me at the Cell games gift shop. *Sigh*... Wait a minute!! I have a better idea!!! I'm made up of the Z fighters cells, right? Well.. I'll just..."
Cell used the tri-form technique and split into three different beings.
Cell #1: "Yay! Now I have two new friends!"
Cell #2: "I'm evil."
Cell #3: "Do you think I should dye my hair pink? Oh wait.. I don't have hair... dammit!"
Cell #1: "Umm... I didn't know that the Z fighters had so many different sides to their personalities..."
Cell #2: "I am changing my name to Evil Cell. Because I am evil."
Cell #3: "I caught a Jigglypuff!"
Cell #1: "What the..."
Evil Cell: "I'm going off to destroy someone."
Evil Cell ran off into the distance.
Cell #1: "You're going to stay, aren't you Cell #2? PLEASE STAY!! I'm so lonely in life... trying to kill people isn't all that it seems. I just need a friend who will give me a hug when I'm sad."
Cell #2: "][\\][';';./..,.`,,.`.,..;][][;}{:'..';'/.].;']']'.;..'.;`'.`';.[][][;/'"
Cell #2 melted into into a pile of goo on the floor.
"NOO!! Stupid damn weak clone.... Now all my friends are gone..... "
Back at the Capsule Corp, the Z fighters were all watching Vegeta's Pokémon video collection.
"Oooh!! I love this episode!! This is the one where Ash gets a Mew!!"
"Piccolo you idiot. Ash never got a Mew."
"Awww, Gohan you are such a party-pooper. I want Ash to catch a Mew."
"Piccolo, you have probably seen this episode 57 times... Just by wanting something to happen won't make it happen... especially since you know it's not going to."
"No!! You're wrong!! That's not true!! I've seen it 62 times, not 57!! Now be quiet... I want to hear what they're saying."
Mrs Breif came around to the Z fighters.
"Here you go everyone... cookies and milk!!"
"HEY, GET OUT OF THE WAY! YOU'RE BLOCKING THE TV!!"
"Oh, be nice, Piccolo. I shaped the cookies into Pokémon for you."
"OOOH!! YAY!!!"
The cookies were all gone in less than a second. Chiaotzu didn't get any.
"Aww that's no fair guys. I wanted a cookie! Me, dammit, me!!! Why doesn't anyone care about me anymore? Just because I'm weak, stupid, ugly, unimportant and annoying doesn't make me unimportant or annoying, you know. Darn... no one is even listening to me!!"
Piccolo leaned over and patted Chiaotzu on the back.
"Welcome to my world... oops...."
Piccolo's pat on the back was a bit too hard and Chiaotzu went flying out the window.
"Damn.. he really is weak.... "
Someone rang the doorbell. Mrs Breif jumped up and ran over to the door.
"Oh, great! Visitors!! Oh no... I don't have enough cookies..."
She opened the door to see Evil Cell.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!! IT'S AN UGLY SPACE GUY!!!"
Mrs Breif fainted.
"Greetings, stupid puny Z people. I am Evil Cell. I am going to destroy you and everything on this planet. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Goku walked over to evil Cell.
"Hey... wasn't the other Cell evil aswell? And since when did big bad villains use the doorbell? Aren't you supposed to blast the wall and come through that way?"
Evil Cell looked disappointed.
"Oh... that's right... man... I forgot... I really can't cut this evil villain thing. It's not fair. I just want to be an ugly androidy clone persony thing who goes around and kills people... but the world just can't accept me sometimes..."
"SHUT THE HELL UP!!" yelled Piccolo, chucking a cookie at Cell. "I'M TRYING TO WATCH POKÉMON HERE! YOU CAN COME AND WATCH IT WITH US BUT ONLY IF YOU ARE QUIET!!!"
"Really?? I can watch Pokémon with you guys??? WOW!! YOU'RE THE GREATEST!!!" Cell skipped over to the Z fighters and sat down on the couch next to Gohan, who seemed very uncomfortable.
"Hey... am I the only one who finds it strange that the guy who we are going to fight against to determine the fate of this universe is sitting here with us watching Pokémon and eating cookies?"
Goku walked back over and sat down.
"Errr.. what's so strange about that?"
"...Never mind..."
Four days later, Vegeta and Nappa arrived at Capsule Corp in the Vegetamobile.
"Hey dad and nappy guy... what took you so long?"
Before Vegeta could answer, Goku butted in.
"Trunks? Since when did you come back?"
"Well, I've been away for a couple of paragraphs so I came back about 18 seconds ago."
Krillin jumped up and ran over to Trunks.
"18? Where? Where??? WHERE???"
Vegeta kicked Krillin flying out the window.
"The reason why we were so late is because I realised that I'd never actually gotten my food, so Napster and I went to KFC, then I spent two days looking at the Digimon figurines that I got. Lookit... me gots Agumon and Gatomon!!!"
"Ummm.... That's nice dad... well why did you come back at all? You could have stayed away a bit longer... I'm sure no one would have cared..."
"Well, our original intention was to come back to steal the dragon radar then get the dragonballs to wish for something, but then I forgot my wish so we decided just to come back coz I don't have any friends."
Goku looked puzzled.
"...how could you forget your wish? Wasn't it to have imm---"
This time, Trunks kicked Goku out the window flying. Vegeta seemed happy.
"Good work, son!! I'm so proud of you!!! Here, since you've been a good boy, you can have my pink shirt."
Vegeta took off his shirt and handed it to Trunks. Trunks put it on.
"Hey cool! Perfect fit!! I think - oh wait a second.. what AM I thinking??? I'm wearing pink??? DAD'S PINK SHIRT??? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Trunks ran off into the distance.
"Dammit.. now I don't have a shirt coz Raditz is wearing my spandex... Hey Bulma, make me a cool battle costume like those ones off Cardcaptors!!"
"NO!! MAKE YOUR OWN BATTLE COSTUMES!!! I'M TRYING TO WATCH POKÉMON!!"
Vegeta charged over to the TV.
"HEYYYYY!!!!!!! YOU PEOPLE HAVE BEEN WATCHING MY POKÉMON VIDEO COLLECTION WITHOUT MY PERMISSION?????????? RIGHT!! THAT'S IT!!!"
He blasted everyone in the house. However..... no one died.
"DAMN!! I'M STILL WEAK!!! OK, THAT'S IT!!"
He ran into the kitchen and grabbed a knife, ran back and started chopping up everyone's hair.
Trunks: "AAAAAAAAGH!! MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR!!!!"
Yamcha: "Wow.. cool haircut... I like this new style..."
Gohan: "DAMMIT!! NOW I LOOK LIKE YAMCHA!!!"
Yamcha: "Cool, man!! Oh wait.. that was an insult wasn't it.. STUPID KID!!"
Piccolo: "NOO! MY HAIR!! MY HAIR!!!!!"
Gohan: "Piccolo, you never had hair..."
Piccolo: "oh yeah.... Oh well I feel like screaming. AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!"
Vegeta: "Damn I broke another nail..."
Nail: "STOPPIT!! SOON ALL THE BONES IN MY BODY WILL BE BROKEN!!!"
Vegeta: "Piccolo? Since when did you have two voices?"
Nail: "No.. I'm Nail.. I just live in Piccolo."
Vegeta: "o......k....... I think this fic should end now coz I don't have a clue what the hell is goin on... see yas later!!"
THE END!!!!!!
Liked it? Well I think this chapter was really stupid coz it's almost midnight and I havent had much sleep lately... Oh well... please review!!
Vegeta and Nappa jumped into the Vegetamobile. Well... a pink beetle Volkswagon that they just stole from an old granny. They raced towards Capsule Corp at an amazing speed of 30 km/h.
"Hey Vegeta, can we stop for a second? I need to go to the bathroom..."
"NO! There's no time."
"Well... could we stop and steal a new car? We could get there in half the time..."
"NO! There's no time."
"Can I stop and get a haircut?"
"NO!!"
"Can we stop and pick up a hitch hiker?"
"NO!!!"
"Umm... well can we stop and get some icecream?"
"NO!!! If you really want icecream then you should have asked freezer boy when he was still alive. Just shut up!! We have no time for icecream or anything else now!!!"
"But... but... Vegeta... awww you're such a meanie now. I remember the good old days when we used to annihilate entire species and blow up planets together. What happened to that fun-loving Vegeta?"
"HEY! I'M STILL COOL! JUST ASK MY SON! HE'LL TELL YOU THAT I'M COOL TO BE WITH!"
Trunks suddenly appeared in the back seat of the Vegetamobile.
"Hey dad and stupid big dead person!"
"TRUNKS!! YOU'RE BACK!! See, Nappy? I told you I'm the best... my son came back just for me."
"Umm... actually, I didn't, dad. I hate you. You're an annoying old fart, not to mention the most embarrassing person to be with in the entire universe. More embarrassing than Zarbon, even though I don't know who Zarbon is because he was in the episodes before me. I just came back for my allowance. I think you owe me $3.28 and a can of coke."
"Oh yeah. Ummm.... Go ask your mother. The granny that I stole this car from stole my purse in the process, so I'm kinda broke."
"You had a purse? You lost it to an old granny??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
"Shut up boy. That old granny put up a good fight. I think she broke one of my nails..."
"HA!! Well I think I'm going to get the dragonballs and wish I'm not related to you and never have to see you again in my life… and even if I die... so bye dad and Mister Nappy guy."
Trunks ran off into the distance.
Meanwhile, at the tournament ring for the Cell games, Cell stood there waiting for the tournament to start.
"I'm so lonely. I need a friend. I wonder if they sell soft toys of me at the Cell games gift shop. *Sigh*... Wait a minute!! I have a better idea!!! I'm made up of the Z fighters cells, right? Well.. I'll just..."
Cell used the tri-form technique and split into three different beings.
Cell #1: "Yay! Now I have two new friends!"
Cell #2: "I'm evil."
Cell #3: "Do you think I should dye my hair pink? Oh wait.. I don't have hair... dammit!"
Cell #1: "Umm... I didn't know that the Z fighters had so many different sides to their personalities..."
Cell #2: "I am changing my name to Evil Cell. Because I am evil."
Cell #3: "I caught a Jigglypuff!"
Cell #1: "What the..."
Evil Cell: "I'm going off to destroy someone."
Evil Cell ran off into the distance.
Cell #1: "You're going to stay, aren't you Cell #2? PLEASE STAY!! I'm so lonely in life... trying to kill people isn't all that it seems. I just need a friend who will give me a hug when I'm sad."
Cell #2: "][\\][';';./..,.`,,.`.,..;][][;}{:'..';'/.].;']']'.;..'.;`'.`';.[][][;/'"
Cell #2 melted into into a pile of goo on the floor.
"NOO!! Stupid damn weak clone.... Now all my friends are gone..... "
Back at the Capsule Corp, the Z fighters were all watching Vegeta's Pokémon video collection.
"Oooh!! I love this episode!! This is the one where Ash gets a Mew!!"
"Piccolo you idiot. Ash never got a Mew."
"Awww, Gohan you are such a party-pooper. I want Ash to catch a Mew."
"Piccolo, you have probably seen this episode 57 times... Just by wanting something to happen won't make it happen... especially since you know it's not going to."
"No!! You're wrong!! That's not true!! I've seen it 62 times, not 57!! Now be quiet... I want to hear what they're saying."
Mrs Breif came around to the Z fighters.
"Here you go everyone... cookies and milk!!"
"HEY, GET OUT OF THE WAY! YOU'RE BLOCKING THE TV!!"
"Oh, be nice, Piccolo. I shaped the cookies into Pokémon for you."
"OOOH!! YAY!!!"
The cookies were all gone in less than a second. Chiaotzu didn't get any.
"Aww that's no fair guys. I wanted a cookie! Me, dammit, me!!! Why doesn't anyone care about me anymore? Just because I'm weak, stupid, ugly, unimportant and annoying doesn't make me unimportant or annoying, you know. Darn... no one is even listening to me!!"
Piccolo leaned over and patted Chiaotzu on the back.
"Welcome to my world... oops...."
Piccolo's pat on the back was a bit too hard and Chiaotzu went flying out the window.
"Damn.. he really is weak.... "
Someone rang the doorbell. Mrs Breif jumped up and ran over to the door.
"Oh, great! Visitors!! Oh no... I don't have enough cookies..."
She opened the door to see Evil Cell.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!! IT'S AN UGLY SPACE GUY!!!"
Mrs Breif fainted.
"Greetings, stupid puny Z people. I am Evil Cell. I am going to destroy you and everything on this planet. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
Goku walked over to evil Cell.
"Hey... wasn't the other Cell evil aswell? And since when did big bad villains use the doorbell? Aren't you supposed to blast the wall and come through that way?"
Evil Cell looked disappointed.
"Oh... that's right... man... I forgot... I really can't cut this evil villain thing. It's not fair. I just want to be an ugly androidy clone persony thing who goes around and kills people... but the world just can't accept me sometimes..."
"SHUT THE HELL UP!!" yelled Piccolo, chucking a cookie at Cell. "I'M TRYING TO WATCH POKÉMON HERE! YOU CAN COME AND WATCH IT WITH US BUT ONLY IF YOU ARE QUIET!!!"
"Really?? I can watch Pokémon with you guys??? WOW!! YOU'RE THE GREATEST!!!" Cell skipped over to the Z fighters and sat down on the couch next to Gohan, who seemed very uncomfortable.
"Hey... am I the only one who finds it strange that the guy who we are going to fight against to determine the fate of this universe is sitting here with us watching Pokémon and eating cookies?"
Goku walked back over and sat down.
"Errr.. what's so strange about that?"
"...Never mind..."
Four days later, Vegeta and Nappa arrived at Capsule Corp in the Vegetamobile.
"Hey dad and nappy guy... what took you so long?"
Before Vegeta could answer, Goku butted in.
"Trunks? Since when did you come back?"
"Well, I've been away for a couple of paragraphs so I came back about 18 seconds ago."
Krillin jumped up and ran over to Trunks.
"18? Where? Where??? WHERE???"
Vegeta kicked Krillin flying out the window.
"The reason why we were so late is because I realised that I'd never actually gotten my food, so Napster and I went to KFC, then I spent two days looking at the Digimon figurines that I got. Lookit... me gots Agumon and Gatomon!!!"
"Ummm.... That's nice dad... well why did you come back at all? You could have stayed away a bit longer... I'm sure no one would have cared..."
"Well, our original intention was to come back to steal the dragon radar then get the dragonballs to wish for something, but then I forgot my wish so we decided just to come back coz I don't have any friends."
Goku looked puzzled.
"...how could you forget your wish? Wasn't it to have imm---"
This time, Trunks kicked Goku out the window flying. Vegeta seemed happy.
"Good work, son!! I'm so proud of you!!! Here, since you've been a good boy, you can have my pink shirt."
Vegeta took off his shirt and handed it to Trunks. Trunks put it on.
"Hey cool! Perfect fit!! I think - oh wait a second.. what AM I thinking??? I'm wearing pink??? DAD'S PINK SHIRT??? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Trunks ran off into the distance.
"Dammit.. now I don't have a shirt coz Raditz is wearing my spandex... Hey Bulma, make me a cool battle costume like those ones off Cardcaptors!!"
"NO!! MAKE YOUR OWN BATTLE COSTUMES!!! I'M TRYING TO WATCH POKÉMON!!"
Vegeta charged over to the TV.
"HEYYYYY!!!!!!! YOU PEOPLE HAVE BEEN WATCHING MY POKÉMON VIDEO COLLECTION WITHOUT MY PERMISSION?????????? RIGHT!! THAT'S IT!!!"
He blasted everyone in the house. However..... no one died.
"DAMN!! I'M STILL WEAK!!! OK, THAT'S IT!!"
He ran into the kitchen and grabbed a knife, ran back and started chopping up everyone's hair.
Trunks: "AAAAAAAAGH!! MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR!!!!"
Yamcha: "Wow.. cool haircut... I like this new style..."
Gohan: "DAMMIT!! NOW I LOOK LIKE YAMCHA!!!"
Yamcha: "Cool, man!! Oh wait.. that was an insult wasn't it.. STUPID KID!!"
Piccolo: "NOO! MY HAIR!! MY HAIR!!!!!"
Gohan: "Piccolo, you never had hair..."
Piccolo: "oh yeah.... Oh well I feel like screaming. AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!"
Vegeta: "Damn I broke another nail..."
Nail: "STOPPIT!! SOON ALL THE BONES IN MY BODY WILL BE BROKEN!!!"
Vegeta: "Piccolo? Since when did you have two voices?"
Nail: "No.. I'm Nail.. I just live in Piccolo."
Vegeta: "o......k....... I think this fic should end now coz I don't have a clue what the hell is goin on... see yas later!!"
THE END!!!!!!
Liked it? Well I think this chapter was really stupid coz it's almost midnight and I havent had much sleep lately... Oh well... please review!!