Has anyone besides me really considered how hard it would be to get Zel and Xel together without your basic "I'm horny, let's do it" mood? You have?! Oh, well then, um... without it being NC-17 or rated R and still being funny? I thought not, except for the person who just raised their hand. You, I see you. Let's see your story. I thought not.
Oh and in case you're wondering why this fic doesn't have proper suffixes, it's because they didn't show up in the dub. Some series such as "Golden Boy" and "Those Who Hunt Elves" leave in the proper suffixes, and it sounds different than your regular dub, in an unproffesional way. So unless I'm actually writing in Japanese (which I suck at horribly, mainly 'cause I don't know the proper grammer, but you don't care) I'm leaving out suffixes.
Oh, and Yami-chan demands credit for beta reading, or else she'll destroy Road Island. Like that's difficult. So while were on the subject of egos, please read some of my other stuff "OR I'LL HATE YOU FOREVER!"
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"Setting up a Zel-Xel"
By Kakashi, as the extreme stupidity in the introduction would indicate
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After a "small" breakfast, Lina and Sylphiel went out for a stroll around town. This act, while at first made everyone nervous*, it was now common for them when in town. Zelgadis was of course loking for a cure to his "problem," Amelia was probably enjoying the scenery, and Gourry was probably sitting at the table, waiting for lunch time. It was almost guaranteed that Xelloss was picking on his favorite chimera, which was now the object of the girls' chat.
"Ya' know how Xelloss's always picking on Zel?" Lina asked, showing a bit of sinsister interest in the subject. "Yes. Xelloss is so immature." "Well Syphiel, I've been thinking about what it means when children act like those two." Sylphiel now looked at Lina, showing a demonic smirk as well.
Lina looked into Sylphiel's eyes and continued. "Of course, children will deny it, both to themselves and to everyone else." Sylphiel nodded. "So Lina, We just have to tell them." Lina held up a finger "Yeah, but we can't just 'tell them.' We gotta make it undeniably obvious." Sylphiel cheerfully smiled, just before being tugged into the ally. "and Sylphiel, when those two take the opening shock from the others..." Lina paused, starting to do some very naughty hand movements, "...We can stop this cloak and dagger stuff, and not get that odd look."
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*-(Lina is more of the "Okay, lets go get some bandits" type rather than a "stop and smell the roses" type like Sylpiel, so going on morning walks around town is rather unlike her.)
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I'm leaving the chapter off here, and do you know why? Because, I'M AN ASSHOLE!
I'M THE WORLD'S BIGGEST ASSHOLE!
I'M AN ASSHOLE!
I'M A REAL FUCKIN' ASSHOLE!
[Lina] "Stop that. What's this? A mysterious stranger from the shadows? Why's he so pissed? Read next time, or I'll really get mad!"
[Syphiel] "Oh, you're so cute when you're mad."
Oh and in case you're wondering why this fic doesn't have proper suffixes, it's because they didn't show up in the dub. Some series such as "Golden Boy" and "Those Who Hunt Elves" leave in the proper suffixes, and it sounds different than your regular dub, in an unproffesional way. So unless I'm actually writing in Japanese (which I suck at horribly, mainly 'cause I don't know the proper grammer, but you don't care) I'm leaving out suffixes.
Oh, and Yami-chan demands credit for beta reading, or else she'll destroy Road Island. Like that's difficult. So while were on the subject of egos, please read some of my other stuff "OR I'LL HATE YOU FOREVER!"
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"Setting up a Zel-Xel"
By Kakashi, as the extreme stupidity in the introduction would indicate
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After a "small" breakfast, Lina and Sylphiel went out for a stroll around town. This act, while at first made everyone nervous*, it was now common for them when in town. Zelgadis was of course loking for a cure to his "problem," Amelia was probably enjoying the scenery, and Gourry was probably sitting at the table, waiting for lunch time. It was almost guaranteed that Xelloss was picking on his favorite chimera, which was now the object of the girls' chat.
"Ya' know how Xelloss's always picking on Zel?" Lina asked, showing a bit of sinsister interest in the subject. "Yes. Xelloss is so immature." "Well Syphiel, I've been thinking about what it means when children act like those two." Sylphiel now looked at Lina, showing a demonic smirk as well.
Lina looked into Sylphiel's eyes and continued. "Of course, children will deny it, both to themselves and to everyone else." Sylphiel nodded. "So Lina, We just have to tell them." Lina held up a finger "Yeah, but we can't just 'tell them.' We gotta make it undeniably obvious." Sylphiel cheerfully smiled, just before being tugged into the ally. "and Sylphiel, when those two take the opening shock from the others..." Lina paused, starting to do some very naughty hand movements, "...We can stop this cloak and dagger stuff, and not get that odd look."
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*-(Lina is more of the "Okay, lets go get some bandits" type rather than a "stop and smell the roses" type like Sylpiel, so going on morning walks around town is rather unlike her.)
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I'm leaving the chapter off here, and do you know why? Because, I'M AN ASSHOLE!
I'M THE WORLD'S BIGGEST ASSHOLE!
I'M AN ASSHOLE!
I'M A REAL FUCKIN' ASSHOLE!
[Lina] "Stop that. What's this? A mysterious stranger from the shadows? Why's he so pissed? Read next time, or I'll really get mad!"
[Syphiel] "Oh, you're so cute when you're mad."