Disclaimor - Look at the first chapter
Notes - You know all the rest right? Well considering how I got good three reviews so far,
I decided to make those few people happy and write more. What's the harm?
*We are at the sceen where Hoggle is spraying the faries. But instead we see him
running around with faries covering his entire body*.
Hoggle - AHHHH! GET THEM OFF GET THEM OFF!!!
Director - Hehehe.....*faries swarm around him too*. AHHHHHHHH!! CUT CUT!!!
*Jareth is trying to persuade Sarah to take the crystal*.
Jareth - But if you turn it like this, and look into it - *crystal drops on his foot*. OW!
Director - CUT!
Sarah - Hahahahaha!
Jareth - Shut up.
*Jareth is yelling at Hoggle and threatening him and so on, when suddenly his tights rip*.
Jareth - ACK! Um...wardrobe! *Tries to cover up his um..."part" if you know what I mean
drools*.
Hoggle - Hehehe. That's why tights were made for women.
Jareth - Shut up Higgle!
Hoggle - HOGGLE!
Director - I swear one day I'm gonna quit....
*Jareth messes up Hoggles name again*.
Jareth - Hogwart -
Hoggle - IT'S HOGGLE YOU SON OF A BITCH! *Starts to beat up Jareth*.
I'll show you to pronounce peoples name right! It's Hoggle, HOGGLE! HOW
HARD IS THAT HUH? HUH?!
Director - Oh Jesus......CUT!
*We are in the ballroom scene and Sarah is walking around wondering where she is*.
Sarah - OOMPH! *Steps on ladies dress, and the lady falls over cause her mate to fall
over, causing another woman to fall over and so on*.
Sarah - *On the floor*. Um.....oops.....
Director - CUT!
*Jareth makes his first entrance and has bright pink cheeks, blue lipstick and green eyeliner*.
Sarah - AH HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Jareth - What's so funny?
Sarah - *Hands him a mirror*.
Jareth - Oh God! Makeup!! *The Author (me) falls out of Sarahs closet laughing*.
Director - Not this freak again....CUT! Security! MAKEUP!!
*Jareth is in his castle but instead of watching Sarah, he's holding a bottle of wine and
is singing*.
Jareth - Mary had a *hic* little lamb *hic*. Little lamb *hic* little lamb! *Hic*
*Passes out*.
Director - Cut! That's MINE Jareth!
Jareth - *Snore*.
*Sarah and Jareth are above the Labyrinth and Jareth is explaining how much
time she has to get through it*.
Jareth - You have thirteen hours - *Clock begins to malfunction and it suddenly explodes
into a buch of gears and screws*.
Jareth and Sarah - *Blink blink*.
Well that's it! If I get good reviews I may write more. ^_^
Notes - You know all the rest right? Well considering how I got good three reviews so far,
I decided to make those few people happy and write more. What's the harm?
*We are at the sceen where Hoggle is spraying the faries. But instead we see him
running around with faries covering his entire body*.
Hoggle - AHHHH! GET THEM OFF GET THEM OFF!!!
Director - Hehehe.....*faries swarm around him too*. AHHHHHHHH!! CUT CUT!!!
*Jareth is trying to persuade Sarah to take the crystal*.
Jareth - But if you turn it like this, and look into it - *crystal drops on his foot*. OW!
Director - CUT!
Sarah - Hahahahaha!
Jareth - Shut up.
*Jareth is yelling at Hoggle and threatening him and so on, when suddenly his tights rip*.
Jareth - ACK! Um...wardrobe! *Tries to cover up his um..."part" if you know what I mean
drools*.
Hoggle - Hehehe. That's why tights were made for women.
Jareth - Shut up Higgle!
Hoggle - HOGGLE!
Director - I swear one day I'm gonna quit....
*Jareth messes up Hoggles name again*.
Jareth - Hogwart -
Hoggle - IT'S HOGGLE YOU SON OF A BITCH! *Starts to beat up Jareth*.
I'll show you to pronounce peoples name right! It's Hoggle, HOGGLE! HOW
HARD IS THAT HUH? HUH?!
Director - Oh Jesus......CUT!
*We are in the ballroom scene and Sarah is walking around wondering where she is*.
Sarah - OOMPH! *Steps on ladies dress, and the lady falls over cause her mate to fall
over, causing another woman to fall over and so on*.
Sarah - *On the floor*. Um.....oops.....
Director - CUT!
*Jareth makes his first entrance and has bright pink cheeks, blue lipstick and green eyeliner*.
Sarah - AH HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Jareth - What's so funny?
Sarah - *Hands him a mirror*.
Jareth - Oh God! Makeup!! *The Author (me) falls out of Sarahs closet laughing*.
Director - Not this freak again....CUT! Security! MAKEUP!!
*Jareth is in his castle but instead of watching Sarah, he's holding a bottle of wine and
is singing*.
Jareth - Mary had a *hic* little lamb *hic*. Little lamb *hic* little lamb! *Hic*
*Passes out*.
Director - Cut! That's MINE Jareth!
Jareth - *Snore*.
*Sarah and Jareth are above the Labyrinth and Jareth is explaining how much
time she has to get through it*.
Jareth - You have thirteen hours - *Clock begins to malfunction and it suddenly explodes
into a buch of gears and screws*.
Jareth and Sarah - *Blink blink*.
Well that's it! If I get good reviews I may write more. ^_^