T. K.: Theses are my Odes to Conker's Bad Fur Day.

Neko-Chan: Some will be twisted, some will be seriously fucked UP, some rhyme occasionally, but most are funny. We don't own CBFD. Thanks for reading.

T. K.: Please R&R. If you like them, I'll write more.
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The Day I Let the Tedizs Fly

The day I let Tedizs fly,
It's a day I screamed DIE! DIE!
My my step-uncle I let them shoot,
Damn him to hell, that douche,
I was never happier than that day,
That I let the Tedizs play.

But all good thing must come to an end,
My alarm told me it was 7 am.
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Piss Off

Piss off he'll say
Then walk away,
He dresses in black,
He hates those cats,
He's Gregg the Grim Reaper

His megaphone will short out,
Then he'll leave in pout,
The dead will awake,
The bloody undead, the un-bloody-dead,
What's the bloody point, he'll say
He's Gregg the Grim Reaper

He hates sharks
And those multi-lived squirrels
But not as much as those bloody cats
He's Gregg the Grim Reaper.
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My Love (Conker's POV)

What a fool I was,
I could have you here,
But I forgot and instead saved to world.
So Berri I say goodbye,
My love, I wish you hadn't died,
But Life's a bitch, much like you.
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