Disclaimor - You know already don't you?
Notes - Back once more! I had to gather ideas. This may be the last chapter
if I can't think of anything else =( but don't fear! You can still enjoy this chapter.
So uh...read it.
*Karen the evil stepmother is telling Sarah to keep Merlin the dog outside*.
Karen - You're not gonna let that dog - *dog pounces on her licking her face
making her fall backwards*. YOU STUPID DOG!
Sarah - Bad dog *giggle* baaad dog *giggle*.
Director - CUT!
I got this idea from Unicorn Lady
* We are at the sceen where Sarah meets Jareth for the first time, but they don't
seem to realize the camera is rolling*.
Jareth - So Sarah want to get a cup of coffee sometime?
Sarah - I don't even like coffee.
Jareth - Well then we could go to a movie!
* One of the camera men comes up to Jareth and taps him on the shoulder*.
Jareth - What?
Camera Man - Um...we're rolling....
*Jareth and Sarah turn to see a camera and they turn bright pink*.
*Jareth is in his castle and he is talking on a cell phone. Once again he has no
idea he's being filmed*.
Jareth - *Sob* I just can't take the pressure! They ask so *sob* much
of me and I just can't handle it! *Sob* I don't get any respect from these
people either. WHY ME? WHY?? What? Oh ok mom, talk to you later
bye. *Puts away his phone and starts picking his nose*.
Director - Oh brother. Jareth pay attention! *Jareth once again goes bright pink*.
* Sarah and co. are in the BOES and Ambrosious (Y'know Sir Didymus's erm,
"steed" or dog as we see it) goes up to Sarah and sniffs her foot, then pees on her
leg*.
Sarah - Ugh! I need a shower now! Stupid dog! Argh!
All exept Sarah - *Laughs*.
Sarah - Shut up you stupid puppets *grumble grumble*.
Director - CUT!
*We see Ludo (the big monster guy, I'm just reminding the idiots like me who can't
remember anyones name) in the Labyrinth roar and pick up a goblin and eat it*.
Ludo - *Burp*.
Director - CUT! You're supposed to be a kind monster! KIND MONSTERS DON'T
EAT SMALL GOBLINS!
Ludo - RAHHH!! *Attacks the Director*.
*We are at the Junk Lady seen. She is just meeting Sarah*.
Junk Lady - Here deary - whoa, whoa, OOMPH *falls backwards*. I told
you assholes that the load on my back was too big! Have some concern for the
bad guys people! *Jareth appears in a crystal*.
Jareth - Yea! *Crystal explodes*.
Director - *Is in bandages and has a broken arm*. I seriously need a vacation...CUT!
Jareth - Owie....
*Sarah and Jareth are over the Labyrinth*.
Sarah - It doesn't look that far....*pulls a string on her shirt and a jet pack suddenly
opens on her back and she flies across the Labyrinth*.
Sarah - Haha!
Director - This is gonna be a long day.....CUT!
*The last sceen of the movie is being filmed and everything is going fine*.
Sarah - You have no power over me! *Suddenly camera guy drops his
carmera*.
Camera guy - Oops...
Director - THAT'S IT ONE MORE MISTAKE AND I QUIT! CUT!!!!!
That's it for now and maybe forever....but if not, I'm sure you'll find out! Bye!
Notes - Back once more! I had to gather ideas. This may be the last chapter
if I can't think of anything else =( but don't fear! You can still enjoy this chapter.
So uh...read it.
*Karen the evil stepmother is telling Sarah to keep Merlin the dog outside*.
Karen - You're not gonna let that dog - *dog pounces on her licking her face
making her fall backwards*. YOU STUPID DOG!
Sarah - Bad dog *giggle* baaad dog *giggle*.
Director - CUT!
I got this idea from Unicorn Lady
* We are at the sceen where Sarah meets Jareth for the first time, but they don't
seem to realize the camera is rolling*.
Jareth - So Sarah want to get a cup of coffee sometime?
Sarah - I don't even like coffee.
Jareth - Well then we could go to a movie!
* One of the camera men comes up to Jareth and taps him on the shoulder*.
Jareth - What?
Camera Man - Um...we're rolling....
*Jareth and Sarah turn to see a camera and they turn bright pink*.
*Jareth is in his castle and he is talking on a cell phone. Once again he has no
idea he's being filmed*.
Jareth - *Sob* I just can't take the pressure! They ask so *sob* much
of me and I just can't handle it! *Sob* I don't get any respect from these
people either. WHY ME? WHY?? What? Oh ok mom, talk to you later
bye. *Puts away his phone and starts picking his nose*.
Director - Oh brother. Jareth pay attention! *Jareth once again goes bright pink*.
* Sarah and co. are in the BOES and Ambrosious (Y'know Sir Didymus's erm,
"steed" or dog as we see it) goes up to Sarah and sniffs her foot, then pees on her
leg*.
Sarah - Ugh! I need a shower now! Stupid dog! Argh!
All exept Sarah - *Laughs*.
Sarah - Shut up you stupid puppets *grumble grumble*.
Director - CUT!
*We see Ludo (the big monster guy, I'm just reminding the idiots like me who can't
remember anyones name) in the Labyrinth roar and pick up a goblin and eat it*.
Ludo - *Burp*.
Director - CUT! You're supposed to be a kind monster! KIND MONSTERS DON'T
EAT SMALL GOBLINS!
Ludo - RAHHH!! *Attacks the Director*.
*We are at the Junk Lady seen. She is just meeting Sarah*.
Junk Lady - Here deary - whoa, whoa, OOMPH *falls backwards*. I told
you assholes that the load on my back was too big! Have some concern for the
bad guys people! *Jareth appears in a crystal*.
Jareth - Yea! *Crystal explodes*.
Director - *Is in bandages and has a broken arm*. I seriously need a vacation...CUT!
Jareth - Owie....
*Sarah and Jareth are over the Labyrinth*.
Sarah - It doesn't look that far....*pulls a string on her shirt and a jet pack suddenly
opens on her back and she flies across the Labyrinth*.
Sarah - Haha!
Director - This is gonna be a long day.....CUT!
*The last sceen of the movie is being filmed and everything is going fine*.
Sarah - You have no power over me! *Suddenly camera guy drops his
carmera*.
Camera guy - Oops...
Director - THAT'S IT ONE MORE MISTAKE AND I QUIT! CUT!!!!!
That's it for now and maybe forever....but if not, I'm sure you'll find out! Bye!