Guns, Mallets, and the return of Shade
- ok, the title explains this, if you are really wondering, this is a sequel to my other fic!
I've come back to torture four more strange souls- Toad (mortimer, this time!) Sailor Moon, Wolvie, annnnnnd,
Jean Grey!!! MWAHAHAHAHA...
Shade: Sooo, **spins around in egg chair petting a Ryo-ohki** We meet again, Mr. Bond.
Logan: But we've never met before.
Shade: SHUT UP!!!
Jean: I sense you are going to torture us...
Toad: WOW! How did you guess? You are sooooo smart.
Jean: That's it, green boy. Wanna' mind wrestle?
Shade: Hey, none of that Little Nicky stuff in my half of the dimension. Just real action.
Jean: Awe, pleez?! Can I at least make him do this? **forces Toad to punch himself in the... well, you know.**
Toad: BAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! **curls up in fetal position, holding his...**
Shade: nope. none o' that.
Toad: I...hate...you... **spits slime in Jean's face... again...**
Jean: Eww, hey! he spit on me!!! It's the Statue of Liberty... all over again!!! IT'S DEJA-VOU!
Shade: So?
Logan: You haven't told us why we are here.
Shade: Coffee!!!
Toad: Hate... you... all...must... kill... Jean...
SailorM: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! I WANT A DONUT!!!
Shade: COFFEE!
SM: DOUGHNUT!
Shade:COFFEE!
SM: DOUGHNUT!
Shade:COFFEE!
SM: DOUGHNUT!
Shade:COFFEE!
Toad: SHUT UUUUUP!!! bloody children...
Shade: I still say coff-
Logan: DROP IT!
Shade: *BZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK* DO NOT tell me what
I can and cannot do.
Logan: *cough*
*suddenly sailor scouts bust in... somehow*
Mars: Sailor Moon!
Chibimoon: Serena! **transforms into super sailor moon and they all hold hands or something and blast a big power thingy at Shade, but it bounces off and fries Ryo-ohki**
SM: She must be working for the Nega-varse!
Shade: No I'm not, and uh... isn't it the nega-verse? **eyes poor Ryo-ohki** GRRRRRRRRR...
SM: ** blonde sweatdrop** Hmmm. I've never screwed up that line before.
Shade: **while the stupid scouts are distracted, Shade takes out a
Puppetmon Mallet and runs after them screaming things about bad animation and cheap acters*
Logan: *cough*
Toad: That was wierd.
Jean: C'mon! Lets get some popcorn and watch the fight! **puts arm around Toad and they walk away to get popcorn* You know... it turns me on when guys spit goop on me...
Shade: DIE! * smashes the stupid scouts into another dimension*
Logan: *cough*
Shade: Sooo, Mr. Bond.
Logan: *cough?*
Shade: Where are the other two?
Logan: *cough cough cough cough cough*
Shade: Sooo, Mr. Bond, you will play hard, will you? *Logan is now dressed as 007 and is strapped
to a table w/ a big honkin' laser*
Logan: * cough! cough cough!*
Shade: mercy coughs will not save you, Mr. Bond!
Toad: Awe, we're to late to watch the Sailor Scouts get pummeled into oblivion...
Jean: Hey! You have Logan strapped to a table and you're...you're... going to KILL HIM!!!
Shade: Yes. It's all coming together now...
Jean: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! ..... Can I watch?
Shade: Yes.
Jean: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
Toad: **eats Ryo ohki** tastes like chicken.
Shade: NOOOOOOOOOO!!! *evil smirk* Ever wonder what happens to a Toad that's struck by lightning?
Storm: Oh! Oh! I know this one! Just give me a second!
Shade: That's right....
Toad: mommy.**BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK* Cough.
Storm: So THATS what happens...
Toad: *cough*
Shade: NOW, any last words, Mr. Bond?
Logan: *cough.*
Shade: ** suddenly her head cocks to the side** Pixie stix.
Every1: HUH?
Shade: Magickal Pixie stix...
* @_@ *
Shade: CANDY! MUST HAVE CANDY!
Toad: uh...
Shade: NO TIME FOR THAT NOW, MAN! NEED.CANDY.NOW. WRITERS BLOCK... AHHHHHH!!!
Jean: YAY! WE'RE FREEEEEEE!
Shade: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! no sugar. no muse. make shady go something something...
Jean: Go...cra-
Toad: NOOOOOOO! IT'S A TRICK! ONCE YOU SAY IT SHE WILL!
Jean: How the heck do you know?
Toad: Simpsons episode.
Jean: ahhh, yes.
Shade: No sugar no muse make shade go CRAZY! *wreaks havoc on the whole dimension*
Storm: did I miss something?
Shade: AH!!!!!!!!! **explodes**
Jean: We're FREE!!! ** every1 runs away leaving poor Logan strapped to the table**
Logan: cough?
END...
ok, flames? any1? this story sucked a little cause I wasn't sugar high at the time.
I personally like the 1st one better. ^_
- ok, the title explains this, if you are really wondering, this is a sequel to my other fic!
I've come back to torture four more strange souls- Toad (mortimer, this time!) Sailor Moon, Wolvie, annnnnnd,
Jean Grey!!! MWAHAHAHAHA...
Shade: Sooo, **spins around in egg chair petting a Ryo-ohki** We meet again, Mr. Bond.
Logan: But we've never met before.
Shade: SHUT UP!!!
Jean: I sense you are going to torture us...
Toad: WOW! How did you guess? You are sooooo smart.
Jean: That's it, green boy. Wanna' mind wrestle?
Shade: Hey, none of that Little Nicky stuff in my half of the dimension. Just real action.
Jean: Awe, pleez?! Can I at least make him do this? **forces Toad to punch himself in the... well, you know.**
Toad: BAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! **curls up in fetal position, holding his...**
Shade: nope. none o' that.
Toad: I...hate...you... **spits slime in Jean's face... again...**
Jean: Eww, hey! he spit on me!!! It's the Statue of Liberty... all over again!!! IT'S DEJA-VOU!
Shade: So?
Logan: You haven't told us why we are here.
Shade: Coffee!!!
Toad: Hate... you... all...must... kill... Jean...
SailorM: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! I WANT A DONUT!!!
Shade: COFFEE!
SM: DOUGHNUT!
Shade:COFFEE!
SM: DOUGHNUT!
Shade:COFFEE!
SM: DOUGHNUT!
Shade:COFFEE!
Toad: SHUT UUUUUP!!! bloody children...
Shade: I still say coff-
Logan: DROP IT!
Shade: *BZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK* DO NOT tell me what
I can and cannot do.
Logan: *cough*
*suddenly sailor scouts bust in... somehow*
Mars: Sailor Moon!
Chibimoon: Serena! **transforms into super sailor moon and they all hold hands or something and blast a big power thingy at Shade, but it bounces off and fries Ryo-ohki**
SM: She must be working for the Nega-varse!
Shade: No I'm not, and uh... isn't it the nega-verse? **eyes poor Ryo-ohki** GRRRRRRRRR...
SM: ** blonde sweatdrop** Hmmm. I've never screwed up that line before.
Shade: **while the stupid scouts are distracted, Shade takes out a
Puppetmon Mallet and runs after them screaming things about bad animation and cheap acters*
Logan: *cough*
Toad: That was wierd.
Jean: C'mon! Lets get some popcorn and watch the fight! **puts arm around Toad and they walk away to get popcorn* You know... it turns me on when guys spit goop on me...
Shade: DIE! * smashes the stupid scouts into another dimension*
Logan: *cough*
Shade: Sooo, Mr. Bond.
Logan: *cough?*
Shade: Where are the other two?
Logan: *cough cough cough cough cough*
Shade: Sooo, Mr. Bond, you will play hard, will you? *Logan is now dressed as 007 and is strapped
to a table w/ a big honkin' laser*
Logan: * cough! cough cough!*
Shade: mercy coughs will not save you, Mr. Bond!
Toad: Awe, we're to late to watch the Sailor Scouts get pummeled into oblivion...
Jean: Hey! You have Logan strapped to a table and you're...you're... going to KILL HIM!!!
Shade: Yes. It's all coming together now...
Jean: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! ..... Can I watch?
Shade: Yes.
Jean: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
Toad: **eats Ryo ohki** tastes like chicken.
Shade: NOOOOOOOOOO!!! *evil smirk* Ever wonder what happens to a Toad that's struck by lightning?
Storm: Oh! Oh! I know this one! Just give me a second!
Shade: That's right....
Toad: mommy.**BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK* Cough.
Storm: So THATS what happens...
Toad: *cough*
Shade: NOW, any last words, Mr. Bond?
Logan: *cough.*
Shade: ** suddenly her head cocks to the side** Pixie stix.
Every1: HUH?
Shade: Magickal Pixie stix...
* @_@ *
Shade: CANDY! MUST HAVE CANDY!
Toad: uh...
Shade: NO TIME FOR THAT NOW, MAN! NEED.CANDY.NOW. WRITERS BLOCK... AHHHHHH!!!
Jean: YAY! WE'RE FREEEEEEE!
Shade: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! no sugar. no muse. make shady go something something...
Jean: Go...cra-
Toad: NOOOOOOO! IT'S A TRICK! ONCE YOU SAY IT SHE WILL!
Jean: How the heck do you know?
Toad: Simpsons episode.
Jean: ahhh, yes.
Shade: No sugar no muse make shade go CRAZY! *wreaks havoc on the whole dimension*
Storm: did I miss something?
Shade: AH!!!!!!!!! **explodes**
Jean: We're FREE!!! ** every1 runs away leaving poor Logan strapped to the table**
Logan: cough?
END...
ok, flames? any1? this story sucked a little cause I wasn't sugar high at the time.
I personally like the 1st one better. ^_