Zelda Movie
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(If the this title's is messed up, not my fault.)
(Yaaaaaaaaayyy!!!!)
You know the rest, my third fic, blah blah blah, hope you enjoy it, though.
………….They came……….
…………They conquer……….
…………..THEY EAT!!!!!!!!
* CRAAAAAASH *
What we see before us is Rauru, Darunia, and King Zora crashing by through a city,
demolishing everything in their path.
These slobs make Godzilla look like a little, tiny,
They where doing various things to the city, King Zora was eating a building, thinking it was food. Rauru ripped off a donut store and picked it up like a box and tilt it and lots a donuts came out and in it's mouth…..which mean he's eating them. As for Darunia, he went to the Grand Canyon and picked up a piece of rock from the canyon and ate it.
The Blob's
Crashing to a theater near you!
BOOOOOM
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……..He's a scientist…..
………But he's sometimes crazy…….
………His secret lab is located in a windmill…..(Notice a pattern here?)
………And he thinks that a pop-tart came first from the chicken (Wow! He is crazy!)……
But he and his assistant…..are going through time…..yes, time.
We see them in the time machine and going through time.
But meanwhile in 1905…….. (I might forget what timeline this one is, so if I goof up, please tell me.)
They're in the battle field where WW1 began….yep, that's where they are.
Assistant: Are you sure about this, sir?
W.D.: I'm sure about this MAN!!!!
George Washington: We will beat th- what the heck are they doing on the battle field?!
Meanwhile…..
British Leader: What do you see there, lad?
Dude: Well there are two people that are stupidly standing like Americans….but they are not Americans!
B.L.: WHAT THE BLOODLY HECK?!?!?!?!!?
Assistant: Uh…..I think we should go now.
W.D.: WAIT, BEFORE WE GO LET ME DO A SONG!!!!
Assistant: ……WHHHHHY?!!!!???!!
W.D.:I DON'T KNOW!!!!!!
( He plays the retarded music.)
B.L.: ……..GAAAHHH!!!!! What horrible music!!!!!!
Dude: AHHHH!!!!!! I'm deaf for life, DUDE!!!!!
( All the British have fainted.)
Assistant:…….Wow……..
W.D.: Okay, I'm done!
G.W.: Thank you friends you have save us from matter through life and death…..who are you people anyhow?
Assistant: Uh, well, uh….
W.D.: THE WINDMILL SQUAD!!!!!
(People are singing in the background.)
P.S.I.B.: The Windmill Squuuuuuuuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaaaaad!!!!!!!!
The Windmill Squad!
Assistant: But we don't have Squad!
Coming to a theater near you!
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In space….. there are enemies out there….on the weird side….. the really weird side…..
(Enter rock music!)
Barney the Dinosaur is back and is not happy!!!
Barney: You got that right, sucka!!!
And is inventing his most devastating plan to destroy the world!!!!
But only one man can outstand this evil……his name is Link.…and with a couple of friends, they're our only hope!
Hayuk, yuk, yuk, yuk, yuk, yuk, yuk, yuk, yuuuuuuuuk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The face of evil is gullible now!
THE COUNTDOWN
Coming to a theater near you!
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Well hope you laugh at this, they say laughter is the best medicine!