"You were 16, and Kazooie was just about 13. And I was about-" "No one cares about you. Just get on with the story." Kazooie interrupted. "Oh, ehh! Just shut up for the rest of the story." Bottles replied. "Anyway, like I was saying…" Bottles said as he was making a face at Kazooie. "It all happened about 4 years ago at Ancient Lake in Diddy Kong Racing…

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"Move out the way road hog!" Banjo said. "Stupid Crocco." He mumbled to himself. "Oh good. A purple balloon. Move out the way, stupid Conker!" "Yeah, well it's free for all, slim." Conker shouted out. "Take that!" Banjo yelled. He shot a rocket right into Conker's hovercraft. The ship popped into 100 pieces, and Conker was treading water like crazy. "Help? Anybody? Tiptup bumped into a Krunch, and Krunch bumped into Banjo. "Ah!" They all screamed. They ran right into a rapid. "I knew I should of used a car!" Krunch screamed. Oh, be quiet. Banjo flew into the air, and, saw the finish line. Just as he was about to drag the boat over the finish line, He saw Krunch and Tiptup rushed right past him.

"Did that just happen?" Banjo said, rubbing his eyes indisbelief. "Haha! Krunch said. "1st!" "2nd" Tiptup said. "Dangit! I'm in 3rd." Banjo hollered. "Don't feel sad, at least your not in 4th like Conker." "Speaking of Conker, where is the little runt?" Krunch said. "Help! I can't swim!" Conker said, a mile behind. "Wanna have another race? Diddy is good to go." Krunch said. "Oh ah ah! Ah, ah!" Diddy said back at Congo Jungle. "No, I'm ditching this place and going back home. See ya later, punks." Banjo said. As he walked off in the distance. "He needs to calm down." Tiptup said.

"Well, I'm gonna need the car to get home, so I'll use my Convertible 450 Bearwind with 350 Horsepower, V8 engine, and 36 square inch cargo space. Being a dirty road hog is cool!" Banjo said. He started up the car, and drove out of the parking lot. "Move it grandma! I gotta go to a meeting with my sandwich!" Banjo roared. As he was going onto the freeway, a green flash of light went right past him. "What the heck!" Banjo said, as he dazed at the quick… something passed him. He was at 80 MPH spinning in shock. "Ahhhhhhh!" He screamed.