Who is better: Vegeta or Yamcha? Part 2
By: The Brainless Wonder
A/N: Hello again my people! I have come to the discovery that some people think this is stupid. That might be true, (and it is) but notice this is in the humor section and ANYTHING can come out the humor section. And for anybody, who likes Yamcha, in no way am I trying to be mean to him. He is just another character that gets in the way of Vegeta being on my television screen^_^ and I have nothing against him. And I know it's better starting a paragraph when someone is talking, but sadly I am a very lazy person...or maybe I will start doing that...
Disclaimer: I dare ya to sue me for doing absolutely nothing. Okay, people I was kidding...I don't own DBZ and that's a big surprise for ya.
Part 2
"Now while these great things have been happening, the author of this story has not bothered keeping track of the points for each contestant. Isn't she just great?" Mr. Popo.
"If that's what you want to call her!" Videl yelled, still mad about the underwear incident.
"Yes, that's what we want to call her, remember here she is an author and she can do many scary and unwanted things to us all. BEWARE!" I zapped Mr. Popo for giving me a bad title. "Anyway, back to the action!"
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"My water...you killed it...the water, never even had a chance...how could you?" Vegeta said, as he looked water spilled on the floor.
"Uh...gosh, I didn't know you would react this way...um, it was Yamcha's fault...yeah, that's it, Yamcha's fault. Bulma could swear Vegeta felt sorry for the bottle of water. But, she quickly trashed that thought.
"His fault you say?" Vegeta got up and walked over to Yamcha. "Why? Why my water? What did it ever do to you?" Vegeta yelled. Out of nowhere Goku appeared with his usual big, goofy grin on his face. "As if my day needed to get any worse!" Vegeta said as he ran off to his room.
"What's with him?" Goku asked utterly confused...as always.
Bulma sighed. "What do you need Goku?" She said hoping it didn't have the words 'spar, food, and I got kicked out by Chichi' in it.
'Well you see, I accidentally threw Chichi into the wall because I keep forgetting my strength. So to make a long story short, she said to leave for an hour, so I was wondering if Vegeta wanted to spar after I catch a quick bite here." Said Goku happily.
"NOOOOOOO!" yelled Bulma as she fell on her knees. But, what can you really expect from a Saiyan...not much. "You know what, just because Yamcha isn't a Saiyan, I am gonna give him five points!" Bulma said while she got up.
"Woohoo! Take that Vegeta! I have five points...Wait a second, what's so good about getting five points?" Yamcha asked curiously.
"Got me! I have absolutely no clue, but Mr. Popo said to give them to people...he never said whom though. Bulma said as she handed Goku five points.
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"Oh my...what have I done? Now she will start handing them to anybody! Oh for the love of artificial cheese! Somebody has to stop this madness! It's mind-boggling!" Mr. Popo said as he ran around in circles.
Videl stands up and grabs the microphone out of Mr. Popo's hands. "Out of my curiosity, who here is wearing underwear with me on it?" All of the female audience members raise their hands. She looks to her left and sees a male audience member raising his hand. "AH! You people need lives!" Videl says right before fainting.
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"Okay Yamcha, since Chichi isn't here, you will have to cook in replace of her. So get out the weapon and spoon, and start cooking!" Goku ordered.
"No way man. What do I look like? A cook?" Yamcha asked while laughing.
Goku turned Super Saiyan and glared at Yamcha. "MAKE MY FOOD!" Goku yelled. "KA-ME-HA-ME--
"And just what do you think your doing mister?" Bulma asked.
Goku looked at the ground and stared at his feet. "Nothing Ms. Bulma."
"Now apologize, while I go torture something and no turning Super Saiyan while I'm around mister." Said Bulma glaring. Bulma walked out of the kitchen to go upstairs to see what the heartbroken Vegeta was doing.
Goku watched Bulma walk out of the kitchen. He powered back up. "Now, as I was saying, start cooking."
"Y-yes M-master...what weapon were you talking about again?" Yamcha asked very scared.
"That's much better. I was talking about the weapon Chichi always bangs me on the head with!" Goku said as he remembered the painful memories. (Gotta love those husband and wife relationships!)
"Oh. You must mean a frying pan." Said Yamcha.
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Bulma walked up stairs and knocked on Vegeta's door. "Vegeta, what are you doing?" she asked not really wanting to know. Vegeta opened the door and he was wearing only black, and she leaned over his shoulder to see a box with a bottle in it. "Um, you wouldn't happen to be...having a funeral for this bottle of water would you?" Bulma asked suspiciously.
"This bottle of water? Is that how you think of it? Just a bottle of water? It's more than a bottle of water. It was a friend, a friend you could rely on, a friend who would always be there for you." Vegeta said proudly.
"And that had to be the scariest thing I ever heard. You know, you can get another bottle of water. There are more in the fridge." Bulma said, trying hard not to make Vegeta sound stupid. "And just to make you happy I am going to give you two points." Bulma handed Vegeta the two points.
"Before I quickly forget about my bottle of water, it had a death wish." Said Vegeta sullenly.
"A death wish?"
"Yes. That is what I said. A death wish." It was quiet for a moment or two. "Anyway, he said that he wanted to get more points than loser Yamcha did. And now, that's my goal in life!" Vegeta said with dignity.
"You know what? You do that. And I shall sit back and watch." They both walked down stairs and back to the kitchen. Vegeta of course went to the fridge and soon got another bottle of water while death glaring Yamcha.
"Hey everybody, guess what? Yamcha can't cook worth a pony." Said Goku trying to break up the silence. Vegeta just continued glaring at Yamcha, Bulma kept hitting her head against the table, and Goku just kept blabbering something about ponies and Al Gore.
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Well people I am done for this chapter. I will come out with the next chapter shortly. Now, I am not sure if this is better than the first or worse. You tell me. R&R!!! -the brainless wonder
By: The Brainless Wonder
A/N: Hello again my people! I have come to the discovery that some people think this is stupid. That might be true, (and it is) but notice this is in the humor section and ANYTHING can come out the humor section. And for anybody, who likes Yamcha, in no way am I trying to be mean to him. He is just another character that gets in the way of Vegeta being on my television screen^_^ and I have nothing against him. And I know it's better starting a paragraph when someone is talking, but sadly I am a very lazy person...or maybe I will start doing that...
Disclaimer: I dare ya to sue me for doing absolutely nothing. Okay, people I was kidding...I don't own DBZ and that's a big surprise for ya.
Part 2
"Now while these great things have been happening, the author of this story has not bothered keeping track of the points for each contestant. Isn't she just great?" Mr. Popo.
"If that's what you want to call her!" Videl yelled, still mad about the underwear incident.
"Yes, that's what we want to call her, remember here she is an author and she can do many scary and unwanted things to us all. BEWARE!" I zapped Mr. Popo for giving me a bad title. "Anyway, back to the action!"
~~~~****~~~~
"My water...you killed it...the water, never even had a chance...how could you?" Vegeta said, as he looked water spilled on the floor.
"Uh...gosh, I didn't know you would react this way...um, it was Yamcha's fault...yeah, that's it, Yamcha's fault. Bulma could swear Vegeta felt sorry for the bottle of water. But, she quickly trashed that thought.
"His fault you say?" Vegeta got up and walked over to Yamcha. "Why? Why my water? What did it ever do to you?" Vegeta yelled. Out of nowhere Goku appeared with his usual big, goofy grin on his face. "As if my day needed to get any worse!" Vegeta said as he ran off to his room.
"What's with him?" Goku asked utterly confused...as always.
Bulma sighed. "What do you need Goku?" She said hoping it didn't have the words 'spar, food, and I got kicked out by Chichi' in it.
'Well you see, I accidentally threw Chichi into the wall because I keep forgetting my strength. So to make a long story short, she said to leave for an hour, so I was wondering if Vegeta wanted to spar after I catch a quick bite here." Said Goku happily.
"NOOOOOOO!" yelled Bulma as she fell on her knees. But, what can you really expect from a Saiyan...not much. "You know what, just because Yamcha isn't a Saiyan, I am gonna give him five points!" Bulma said while she got up.
"Woohoo! Take that Vegeta! I have five points...Wait a second, what's so good about getting five points?" Yamcha asked curiously.
"Got me! I have absolutely no clue, but Mr. Popo said to give them to people...he never said whom though. Bulma said as she handed Goku five points.
~~~~****~~~~
"Oh my...what have I done? Now she will start handing them to anybody! Oh for the love of artificial cheese! Somebody has to stop this madness! It's mind-boggling!" Mr. Popo said as he ran around in circles.
Videl stands up and grabs the microphone out of Mr. Popo's hands. "Out of my curiosity, who here is wearing underwear with me on it?" All of the female audience members raise their hands. She looks to her left and sees a male audience member raising his hand. "AH! You people need lives!" Videl says right before fainting.
~~~~****~~~~
"Okay Yamcha, since Chichi isn't here, you will have to cook in replace of her. So get out the weapon and spoon, and start cooking!" Goku ordered.
"No way man. What do I look like? A cook?" Yamcha asked while laughing.
Goku turned Super Saiyan and glared at Yamcha. "MAKE MY FOOD!" Goku yelled. "KA-ME-HA-ME--
"And just what do you think your doing mister?" Bulma asked.
Goku looked at the ground and stared at his feet. "Nothing Ms. Bulma."
"Now apologize, while I go torture something and no turning Super Saiyan while I'm around mister." Said Bulma glaring. Bulma walked out of the kitchen to go upstairs to see what the heartbroken Vegeta was doing.
Goku watched Bulma walk out of the kitchen. He powered back up. "Now, as I was saying, start cooking."
"Y-yes M-master...what weapon were you talking about again?" Yamcha asked very scared.
"That's much better. I was talking about the weapon Chichi always bangs me on the head with!" Goku said as he remembered the painful memories. (Gotta love those husband and wife relationships!)
"Oh. You must mean a frying pan." Said Yamcha.
~~~~****~~~~
Bulma walked up stairs and knocked on Vegeta's door. "Vegeta, what are you doing?" she asked not really wanting to know. Vegeta opened the door and he was wearing only black, and she leaned over his shoulder to see a box with a bottle in it. "Um, you wouldn't happen to be...having a funeral for this bottle of water would you?" Bulma asked suspiciously.
"This bottle of water? Is that how you think of it? Just a bottle of water? It's more than a bottle of water. It was a friend, a friend you could rely on, a friend who would always be there for you." Vegeta said proudly.
"And that had to be the scariest thing I ever heard. You know, you can get another bottle of water. There are more in the fridge." Bulma said, trying hard not to make Vegeta sound stupid. "And just to make you happy I am going to give you two points." Bulma handed Vegeta the two points.
"Before I quickly forget about my bottle of water, it had a death wish." Said Vegeta sullenly.
"A death wish?"
"Yes. That is what I said. A death wish." It was quiet for a moment or two. "Anyway, he said that he wanted to get more points than loser Yamcha did. And now, that's my goal in life!" Vegeta said with dignity.
"You know what? You do that. And I shall sit back and watch." They both walked down stairs and back to the kitchen. Vegeta of course went to the fridge and soon got another bottle of water while death glaring Yamcha.
"Hey everybody, guess what? Yamcha can't cook worth a pony." Said Goku trying to break up the silence. Vegeta just continued glaring at Yamcha, Bulma kept hitting her head against the table, and Goku just kept blabbering something about ponies and Al Gore.
~~~~****~~~~
Dbz Announcer: Hello everybody. I now have another worthless product to sell. The wonderful people at Capsule Corporation have made another useless product. Its called 'I-don't-know-I-just-hit-this-button'. You get this gun looking zapper thingy and hit this really shiny and pretty button and aim in at somebody. And instantly they become stupider than they already were. Don't you just love these Capsule Corp. items. They are just great! Buy now for $50.73. YES! We said $97.24! Is that a reasonable price or what? Call 1-800-WE-KNOW-PEOPLE-LOVE-WASTING-THEIR-MONEY-IF-THEY-BUY-THIS. Call that number now and you'll receive a copy of 'The History of Yajerobi, Master Roshi, and Puar: The Forgotten Characters'!
Well people I am done for this chapter. I will come out with the next chapter shortly. Now, I am not sure if this is better than the first or worse. You tell me. R&R!!! -the brainless wonder