If you are reading this before the prologue, here's what happened: The guys spy on the girls at a sleepover and get caught by the females. And so, the girls shall take revenge…MWAHAHAHAHAHA! What evil scheme do I have planned in this fic? {Person: NONE!}
-_-_- On the Boys' Side-_-_-
"Oi, oi. I am starving!" cried Duo
"Honto ni? You just ate three bags of popcorn, five boxes of Pocky
{AN. Yummmmm…^_^}, fifteen popsicles, nine and a half slices of pizza, and two gallons of rocky road ice cream," stated Quatre.
"Thatwasanappetizer…" mumbled Duo.
"Hey! There's no noise coming from their side!"
The guys all gathered again in a circle around the radio and sat in an uncomfortable silence. {Cue cricket chirps} Until, Duo abruptly sat up and yelled, " I AM GETTING SOME FOOD!" and stormed out.
*~*~* With the Girls Who Aren't in Their Rooms Anymore *~*~*
"Shinigami's Koibito, do you hear? Over."
"Hai, Wing Stalker."
"Ready for Operation Seduction?"
"Hai. Over," she whispered into the walkie-talkies.
"Best of luck! Over," she whispered back.
@#@#@ Back With Duo @#@#@
{Hear the whistling and footsteps}
"Man! Am I hungry. Hey, what's this?" he said as there was a LONG trail of food leading somewhere.
"Well, as I always say, never let good food go to waste, especially Pocky and candy." Duo started walking along the path and picked up the candy and stuffed them in his pocket. This continues for five minutes.
"Well, well. Looks like it ends here. Maybe there is a pot of gold at the end of this rainbow…and it's ALL mine! BWAHAHAHAHAH! (See lightning. Hear thunder)
Duo burst into the room looking for his candy, but instead found…HILDE! (duh…) Instead of her baggy t-shirt and little Deathscythe boxers, Hilde wore a seductive, silky, revealing nightgown…cough…cough.
Duo just stood there, a little blood dripping from his mouth and drool oozing from the side of his mouth. Then Hilde gestured her fingers for him to come over. After that, Hilde slowly lowered one of her straps… With that Duo's nose was covered with blood.
All of a sudden, Relena jumped from the doorway and hit Duo over the head with a frying pan…
"About time!" cried Hilde.
"Gomen-nasai!"
"Who would have thought the Great Shinigami would be knocked unconscious by a cooking utensil…Oh well. C'mon, we have got to tie him up before he wakes up."
"Hai," responded Relena.
They dragged Duo out into a secluded area of the backyard and tied him up so tight that even he couldn't escape (yeah…right…).
"Disastrous Duet… do you read us?"
"Hai," responded two voices.
"Operation Seduction was a total success. Best of luck…Proceed with next target: Trowa Barton."
So…what did you guys think? Kinda perverted, ne? Thanks for all the great reviews! Please review this one…or else… BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
{Gasps for breath} I'll try to get the next one out soon. Arigato and ja ne!
^_^
Mr. Happy!
