Who is Better? Vegeta vs. Yamcha
Part 3: The Race
By: The Brainless Wonder
A/N: Sorry for taking a little while to get this out. I was busy with 'Bra's Sleepover'. Anywho, once again I am not sure how funny this will be, you'll just have to see!
Disclaimer: I wish I was making money off of this story, but I'm not. Guess why? Because I don't own db/dbz/dbgt! Suprising isn't it? Of course it is.
Part Three: The Race
"We are back, and we are getting tons of calls for the products that are sponsoring this game show! Thank you, thank you very much" Mr. Popo said like Elvis Presley. Gohan soon busted through the studio.
"OKAY, WHO BOUGHT THE LAST PAIR OF UNDERWEAR?" Gohan yelled. Videl ran up to Gohan with a smile on her face.
"I'm glad I'm not the only sane person here!" Videl said.
"Actually, I was mad because someone bought the last pair with Mr. Satan on them." Gohan said scratching head. Videl face faulted.
"Why? Why me? All I ever did was save you people, and this is how I am repaid, by buying stupid underwear. It's just not fair." Videl cried to herself. Gohan pointed to someone in the crowd.
"YOU? You bought the last pair didn't you?" Gohan pointed at Oolong while yelling. "You disgust me pig, wearing them on your head like that, give them too me!" Gohan said as he powered up to Super Saiyan. Soon, there was a frantic chase around the audience members and they were soon ignored.
"Oooookkkkaayyy, back to the Real World, last time you were here, Vegeta and the gang," Mr. Popo said before he was interrupted.
" 'Vegeta and the gang'? What is this, Scooby Doo?" Asked Tien, who was also in the audience…just like all of the dbz gang.
"Yeah! I agree with the three-eyed freak!" Said Piccolo. Soon, all of the audience was beating up, poor Mr. Popo. And the author soon got over it.
"Uh…Ow…that was my eye…back to the show…ugh." Mr. Popo falls over unconscious and the paramedics come to get him.
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"So Bulma, you look nice today…with your big Afro," Yamcha said, referring to the style she had during the Trunks Saga.
"Stop sucking up, moron." Vegeta said.
"How was that sucking up?" Yamcha asked.
"Good point. Nothing can be a compliment with that kind of hair." Everybody was truly bored to the point that they were talking about hair, well Yamcha was trying to sound nice to get some points, but everything he said ended up coming out wrong. Well, that's Yamcha for you.
"UGH! I can't take this anymore! Bulma, are you going to give your points to your boyfriend or your future husband?" Goku asked, but then covered his mouth after he realized what he said. 'Oops, Trunks said not to tell! What am I going to do?' Goku thought to himself.
"EW! I'd never be her husband," Vegeta leaned over to Yamcha, "She has cooties!" Vegeta whispered.
"You'd think some people grow up over the years, but I guess not…" Bulma said. "But good question, who should I give my points to? I should go see Mr. Popo so I can find out what I should do with them."
"Or you could totally forget that idea, and give them to me, so I can avenge my bottle of water." Vegeta suggested.
"ENOUGH WITH THE BOTTLE OF WATER ALREADY! Gosh, I said I was sorry, what more could you want?" Yamcha asked.
"To gain all the points, and your death."
"I'll die before I give you my points!" Yamcha declared, trying to sound heroically.
"That can be arranged." Vegeta said in a dull voice.
"Shut-up you two, I am leaving to go find Mr. Popo! So, good riddance." Bulma walked out of the kitchen. Of course, they followed her…well, except for Goku, he went back to go torture his poor unfortunate wife, who just happened to marry him. In some freaky and unimaginable way, Bulma arrived at the Kami Tower before Vegeta and Yamcha did.
"Mr. Popo? Where are you, oh freaky one?" Bulma yelled and asked. Unfortunately, for Bulma, the only person there was Master Roshi. "For the love of authors that write scary fanfiction, what are you doing here?" Bulma asked.
"Phew, I thought you were one of those scary female vampires who are out to get me, and my beautiful self." Said Master Roshi, sighing with relief. Bulma's eye started twitching. "Mr. Popo went on a "trip" to a hospital, because a three-eyed freak and a green guy beat him up."
"Are you implying that you are the guardian of the Earth right now?"
"Yes, yes I am, well I wasn't exactly a couple of minutes ago, but Kami decided to go on a smoking break. So, I volunteered to take over for awhile." Master Roshi said while grinning the evil sinister grin.
"Oh for the love of artificial cheese, were all going to die!" Bulma started running around in circles. Meanwhile, back to Yamcha and Vegeta…
"GIVE ME YOUR POINTS!" Vegeta roared, oh how he roared.
"Never! My mommy said to never give points to people with smelly feet and when they use a bad brand of toothpaste!" Yamcha declared. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a pigeon came in and grabbed Vegeta's points, but sadly Vegeta shot it with a ki blast and it fell down dead. But, the points slowly, fell towards the ground.
~SLOW MOTION!!!!!!!~ (Which means that their voice is low to! ^_^)
"NO!" Vegeta said in a LOW voice. They both headed toward the points, running ever so slowly. Vegeta starts heading towards Yamcha and shoved him on the ground. And the time went back to regular. And then, to everybody's nightmare, Goku appeared right on the seen. Almost liked it was planned.
"Hey guys, what's up?" Goku asked as he noticed the points on the ground. "Oh, these are those things Bulma gave me! Awesome, Chichi said to get some if I could, followed by a really freaky laugh she gave me. Woah, freaky flashbacks!"
A/N: Okay, stopping here! Oh no! Now that Goku's in the lead, what ever shall happen? What will this world come to? I don't know, but please have patience and wait for the next chapter! R&R! Please, I beg of you!