Hey! Thanks to all of you who reviewed. I can't really think of an idea for Trowa so bear with me… Now, on with the show!

Midnight Mayhem: Chapter 2

-_-_-Back on the Boys' Side-_-_-

"Jeez! I thought that the braided baka would be back from the kitchen by now."

"Well, I guess he's not. Probably having a make-out session with Hilde." (^_~)

"I am getting worried you guys," complained Quatre.

Everyone sighed a heavy breath and resumed on spying.

~*~*~ Meanwhile at the Girls' Side ~*~*~

"Silent Spy to Circus Sis. Over…"

"Here. Over."

"Ready with Operation Stew?"

"Yup."

"K."

_-_-_ Back on the Boys' Side _-_-_

"Where the hell is he? I think he would be full and out of breath by now. Sheesh."

"Shinigami, sure knows how to get it on…" said Wufei.

Everyone sweat-dropped. There was another moment of silence until…

"CRACK!"

"What the?? It's WW III! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" cried Wufei, who ran around the room in hysterics.

"It was only some dish-" and he was cut off by Catherine bursting into the room.

"Oh my God! Trowa! Midii hurt herself with some broken glass. Can you help me?"

"Um…yeah…I guess so."

"Arigato!"

@$@$@ With a Tied-Up Duo @$@$@

{Cue yawn}

"That was the most uncomfortable nap I ever ha-where in Shinigami's name am I? Last thing I remember was being whacked over the head with a frying pan b- oh shit! THE GUYS ARE IN DEEP SHIT NOW! "

Duo tried to wriggle himself out to warn the guys but no success. He tried to find a knife but remembered that he didn't carry one since the Eve War and the battle with Mariemaea. (I forget how to spell it. Check it out on CN on Friday, 5 'o clock.)

He was stuck! Nothing short of a miracle could save him now.

"WATCH OUT YOU GUYS! THE GIRLS ARE GONNA GET YOU!!! "

Meanwhile…

"Did you guys hear something?" questioned Heero.

"Nope."

"Iie."

"Nada."

"Probably wind."

`#`#`In the kitchen `#`#`

"Hey, Midii. Are you okay?" questioned Trowa.

"Daijobou. Can you please pick up the glass?"

"Yeah, sure."

Midii quickly turned toward Catherine who was secretly smirking. Catherine then took a pot of soup from the stove.

"Omigosh! Trowa, look above you!"

Little did he know that it was all a scheme to blind him with…vegetable stew…with vinegar! It was too late…

"God, my eyes! I can't see!"

"Right this way, Trowa. To the bathroom!" cried Midii.

Their mouths widened and they secretly led him outside.

"Why is it getting so cold and why is the floor soft?"

"Um…I opened a window and you're standing on a rug."

{Cue snoring}

"Hey! I can recognize that snoring! It's Duo!"

"Huh? Trowa, run! The girls will get you if you don't!" screamed Duo.

"HAI."

Trowa did one of those triple flip thingies. Since he was still blinded by Catherine's lethal vegetable stew, he couldn't really land… Therefore, the end result… (Think George of the Jungle…)

Poor Trowa! Instead, he landed on his crotch on a LARGE tree branch and fell down. While falling down, Catherine took out her knives and chucked them at him. (Poor guy! First the stew, now this.) The knives sped through the air and latched onto his turtleneck and attached him next to Duo on the tree.

"Two down, three to go!"

"Yes!!!"

"Show's you not mess with girls."

"Hey, Disastrous Duet to STRONG Onnas. Do you hear? We caught target number two: Trowa Barton. Continue with phase three: Chang Wufei…"

"HAI."

-----Back with Trowa & Duo-----

"Trowa?"

"Nani?"

"You suck."

"I like to see you get ACIDIC acid & vegetables poured onto your head and then do a triple flip."

"Shinigami doesn't need to do such things…"

"Duo?"

"Huh?"

"Urusai."

"Hai."

That was really bad! I couldn't think of anything for Trowa. Anyways, I'll try to make Wufei's better. Please r/r. You can give me suggestions for Wufei if ya want. Arigato!
^_~
Miss Winky