This is the next chapter! Pleeeeeeeeeeeezzzeeeeeeeeeee r/r! I'm begging you. Arigato.
Midnight Mayhem: Chapter 3
*~*~* With the Strong Onnas *~*~*
"Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…Wufei will sure get a kick out of this… hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe…"
"Give that to me would you Sally…"
"Hai…"
-_-_- On the Boys' Side-_-_-
"Heero, Trowa and Duo aren't back yet," wailed Quatre.
"They can take care of themselves," he replied in a monotone voice.
"Weaklings…"
{Sally enters the room}
"Oh, "Wuffie", Duo says he needs advice in name calling because he and Hilde got into an argument…"Sally lied under her breath.
"That braided baka! Doesn't even know how to insult…!"
Wufei stood up and stormed out of the room. Sally stayed behind and yelled," Hey what's that outside!"
The males all turned towards the window and Sally grabbed a VERY important possession of Wufei's and ran after him.
()()(With Sally and Wufei)()()
'Where is he?"
" I think he's waiting in the kitchen…"
Wufei marched into the kitchen. Noin then came out from the kitchen with a "fake" katana…
"NANI? My…my…hold on…"
Wufei ran up the stairs, back into the guys' room and back down.
"MY KATANA…HAS BEEN TOUCHED BY AN ONNA! GIVE IT BACK!"
"Gotta catch me first!" yelled Noin.
"DIE!"
See Noin run into the kitchen. See Wufei seeing red and chasing her. See Sally laughing. See Noin opening the garbage can…
"IIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE! YAMERO!"
"Fine but you've got to calm down and sit on that chair."
"Now thanks to you, I have to STERILLYZE it," mumbled Wufei.
Wufei sat down…Sally and Noin began to crack up.
"What's so funny!"
"You baka! This was only a cardboard katana!"
"Here's the real one," and Sally took it out.
"Why you…!" Wufei struggled to get up but he wouldn't budge…
"YOU SUPER GLUED ME TO THE SEAT!"
"Very good, grasshopper…"giggled Sally.
"Now since you love saying the word onna, Noin and I have decided to take revenge…and turn you into an onna! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
"I FORBID IT! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Hey, Noin. Give me the eye shadow."
"Sally, give me the lipstick."
"Pass me the mascara."
"Hand me that nailpolish."
"Toss over the blush please."
After many minutes of applying makeup, their "creation" was complete.
"TADA!"
They put a mirror in front of Wufei and he refused to open his eyes.
"Hey, Wu-man. There are a bunch of bikini models in the house!"
His eyes shot opened and finally met with the mirror. Bluish-green eye shadow, dark mascara, brown eyeliner, red and pink blush, clip on earrings, necklaces, crimson lipstick, and fuchsia lip liner. And that's not all. His hair had blond streaks, ties into a braid, with a little, pretty bow on the back and a manicure and a peticure to go with everything!
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH! I'M…A…CROSS-DRESSER!" cried Wufei.
All of a sudden the mirror cracked. (^_~)
"That's not the end of your five-star treatment. You also get the EXCLUSIVE "wrap" and "nature" experience," announced Sally in an official voice.
They approached him with rolls of bandage rolls, and started tying him to the seat. Wufei squirmed but it was no use. After the mummification (Arigato, Jason M Lee),
they carried him out to the yard and tied him upside down on the tallest and largest tree branch. Don't ask me how, but they just did it, after all they are STRONG onnas…
"GODDAMMIT! GET ME DOWN!" yelled Wufei.
"Say cheese, Wuffie."
And now, they had a memoir of Wufei's makeover…
+=+=+ At THE Tree +=+=+
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Wu-man, you're sooooooooo dreamy!" mocked Duo in a girlish voice.
Trowa was laughing but made no remarks.
"Duo, you're so dead!" screamed Wufei.
{Cue moment of silence…}
"You guys?"
"What!"
"I hafta go potty!" wailed Duo.
"Strong onnas to Treize Worshipper and Feisty Stabber.:
"We're here!"
"Ninmu ryokai! Proceed with victim number four…Quatre Raberba Winner…"
{EVIL CACKLE} Gomen-nasai! It was too short wasn't it? Oh well, how did ya like it. As alwayz, please r/r. Arigato!
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