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Midnight Mayhem: Chapter 4

-_-_- On the Boys' Side-_-_-

It was about 2:00 am and the three pilots still didn't return. Quatre was extremely worried. He clutched his chibi Sandrock pillow and got up.

"I am going to look for the guys, ok?"asked Quatre.

"…"

"I'll take that as a yes."

He left and wandered around the house until he came upon the hangars in which all the Gundams were being kept.

"Quatre Raberba Winner, I challenge you to a duel," responded a hissy voice.

"Nani?"

Dorothy!!! Quatre was so scared, so scared that he almost wet his pants. (Gomen-nasai!)He ran out of the room and down the hall and didn't bother looking back. He finally stopped at a corner and sat down. He was still clutching onto his Sandrock pillow and was pretty scared by Dorothy's eyebrows. He sat there until he caught his breath. He looked out of a corner of his eye and saw Dorothy WITH a fencing sword walking his way. Quatre jumped to his feet and ran for his dear life.

After he ran out of Dorothy's "area", he decided to stop at the kitchen to refuel. –CREEEEK- -CREEEEK- There were footsteps coming his way and Quatre was once again scared. (LEAVE THE POOR BOY ALONE, I SAY!) He crawled under the table and tried not to make a peep. He looked at the hadow of the feminine figure. The feet were getting closer, and closer…and the shadow was right in front of the table.

A hand reached out and pulled the tablecloth off and Quatre covered his face with the pillow, praying to God that it wasn't Dorothy. Luckily, it was Lady Une.

"Quatre-kun, are you okay?" she asked calmly.

"Ha- hai," he responded shakily.

Quatre crawled out and straightened his clothes. He placed his pillow down and sat in a wooden chair and sighed a sigh of relief. Lady Une pulled up a chair next to the blonde Arabic and asked if he wanted anything to drink with an ALMOST unnoticeable evil smile.

"Would you like some milk…"

*Flashback*

"This should be perfect!" Dorothy hissed.

"Hai! Quatre will fall asleep in a millisecond with all the sleeping pills I dumped into it…" Lady Une cackled.

*End flashback*

"Lady Une? Lady Une…?" Quatre waved his hand in front of her face. Lady Une snapped back into reality and asked again.

"Gomen-nasai. I'm lactose intolerant."

Lady Une was pissed. Plan A had failed but there was always Plan B…Lady Une then stood up and pulled out THE glasses. Quatre gave a small whimper and ran for his dear life…yet again. He suddenly realized that he had left his Sandrock pillow behind. EVERYONE knows that he can't leave his pillow behind or his space-heart will start acting up again.

He sprinted back but found his poor pillow under hostage. Lady Une and Dorothy were holding it by the foot and were threatening to run water over it. IT WAS CLEANERS ONLY!!! Quatre had no options remaining. He had to give in. He put his hand up and his pillow was spared from any SIGNIFICANT damage. Lady Une and Dorothy stuck him on a chair full of super glue, preventing him from escaping.

They carried him over to the wide screen T.V and sat him about three feet away from the screen. On the sides were piles and piles of videos. Dorothy was busily tying Quatre down with electric tape and Lady Une went to get something. Dorothy used up the last of the tape and sighed, " I hope this can hold him down." "What do you mean…" and so Lady Une walks in with a cosmetics bag and a wig…

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! YAMERO!!! MATTE! KAMI-SAMA!!! SAVE ME!!!!!!" Quatre couldn't move away with super glue and electric tape holding him down. "Lady, can you please pass me the wig." After minutes of struggling and lipstick, they finished and stuck a mirror in front of his face! He instantly screamed.

"NANI?! ORE WAS SAILOR MOON?!?!"

Yup, you guessed it. Quatre had a makeover worse than Wufei's. He was made into the odango head, Sailor Moon, the champion of justice! Quatre cried and that's not all. Dorothy then popped a video tape into the VCR…

"…mirakuru romanucu…"

"Quatre-kun, as a reward for your good behavior, you can have a marathon of Sailor Moon episodes 1-200!" Dorothy cracked up. Lady Une snickered and Quatre burst into tears. Suddenly, Quatre began chanting, "MY SPACE HAERT!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT!!! *gasp* NEED AIR…" Quatre fainted and his wig fell off his head. Une and Dorothy turned the T.V off. Was Quatre dead?

"THIS IS WAR!" declared Dorothy, " WE SHAN'T HELP THE ENEMY!"

Une nodded and the two dragged him to THE tree were they tied him up next to Wufei.

"Aww jeez, Quatre snores!" Duo cried.

"Not as loud as you," Trowa mumbled.

"He looks like that weak onna!"

"Urusai, Wufei! Your uglier than he'll ever be!" Dorothy snapped.

Wufei went back into a state of meditation.(angrily) Une and Dorothy left and called the next two to start the next phase. Only Milliardo and Heero were left. What would they do? THEY WERE PILOTS OF MOBILE SUITS AND THEY GET BEATEN…?

()()()() Back at the Tree ()()()()

"GUYS, I CAN'T HOLD IT IN FOR MUCH LONGER!"

I know that sucked 'cuz Quatre's too innocent to think of anything evil for so I kinda had no ideas. PLEASE R/R AND BE NICE TOO(meanin' no flamers.)