Well, I'm at home, withering away in my ill state, counting away the days 'till I can finally write better stories in a clear head…

Well, I'm really busy trying to "chapterize" the fics so please bear with me. Thanks for being do kind!

Midnight Mayhem: Chapter 5

_-_- On the Boys' Side-_-_

Zechs and Heero were busy keeping to the own sides while spying. They didn't really notice that every guy but them were missing until a couple of hours later when Zechs saw what was happening. Silently, he got up and walked out, leaving Heero alone.

Zechs walked stealthily down the hall, and walked until he reached the girls' end and overheard a conversation…

"Okay, so we dress him up like *whisper* *whisper* right?" Hilde spoke to Noin.

Noin nodded and left the room in search of something. Hilde rolled up her so-called "blueprints" and turned to the window. Zechs, being the soldier that he is, infiltrated the room and karate chopped Hilde on the shoulder, making her faint instantly. He found rope and began to tie Hilde up so that she could not do anything anymore. Just as he tied the triple not to ensure no escape, Noin came in with the almighty, ambrosial…MAKE-UP KIT! Zechs froze and Noin froze. Zechs grabbed the rope and Noin turned and tried to make a fast escape. Zechs made a lasso and threw it around Noin and reeled her in.

"Zechs, honey, what are you doing?" she asked in her sweetest voice.

"You'll see. If you want a war that's what you'll get…" he responded.

He carried the two to a nearby tree, which just so happened to be across from the guys' tree.

'"ZECHS! SAVE US!!!" they cried happily. He walked over and was about to untie them when a feminine voice screamed," DON'T DO IT HEERO!" Zechs immediately recognized the voice as his sister's and sped off to rescue her. He ran faster than any speeding bullet and shot through the halls. Zechs reached the door and turned the knob. It was locked! He rammed in to it with his shoulders as the screams became louder. With one powerful move, he broke the door and fell to the ground. He looked around and saw nothing but a tape player.

It was only a recording. Relena knew that he would come to her rescue if he heard the name Heero in any sentence. When he rose to his feet, his head hit string, which lowered and poured out a bucket of glue. It spilled all down Zechs and he was so pissed. But that wasn't the end of it. When the glue finished pouring, the bucket fell onto a mousetrap, which snapped and pulled back another string and turned on the fan. The fan began to snow feathers! Zechs was in the middle of this storm and feathers stuck to his body, practically every square inch of it. He looked at himself and screamed. His beautiful hair was ruined!

Suddenly, Relena and Catherine snuck up behind him, holding the largest soup pot from the kitchen. Relena then cooed," Oh, Zechsieeeeee…" and he turned around…

~WHAM!~

Zechs got slammed in the face with a giant soup pot and a huge red mark was left down his face. He slowly collapsed to the ground. Catherine and Relena giggled and tied "chicken man" up and threw him into the closet because if the went to rescue their comrades, Heero might come up behind them and…you know the rest. They stuck a chair under the knob of the closet and left the room.

Now the final phase would begin: Capture Heero Yuy…

Owari! Sorry if it takes a while before my next chapter! Please r/r! Arigato!