-_-_- Back at the Tree -_-_-
"Are you done yet?!" Duo hissed.
"Urusai! You're going to ruin it!" Heero hissed back.
"Bringing a butter knife to cut through rope is not the brightest idea…"Wufei remarked.
"At least I didn't get captured!" he called back. "Besides, I'm almost there!"
~*~*~ Back with the Three ~*~*~
"Come on! There's a door that leads right out to the back here!" Noin called.
The other two ran out after her and kicked it up into high gear.
"Sally, Hilde!!!" Catherine gasped. Don't let Heero cut them loose! He's there!"
Hilde and Sally looked up and turned their heads in horror. Heero looked back at them and began to cut the ropes at a rapid speed.
"Almost there!" he cried, as they were coming ever so closer…
"Come on!"
"Heero Yuy! Stop before we are forced to take drastic actions!" Hilde threatened.
"Make me!"
"CHARGE!" cried Dorothy.
Suddenly, the ropes snapped and Duo and Trowa were set free. Heero got up and began running. All the girls ran after the pilot of Wing, growls and snarls escaping from their throats. Trowa picked up Heero's butter knife and began working on Wufei and Quatre. Duo, on the other hand…ran inside and headed to the bathroom.
Heero ran around the Peacecraft Mansion, an angry mob following him. Lap after lap, he ran until he could no more.
"Trowa! Help!!" he gasped, his breath shortening.
"Hold on!" he called back, Wufei helping him cutting Quatre free.
One more lap should do it, Heero thought to himself. Finally, he made it back to the tree and collasped onto the grass. The women were still on a rampage and piled themselves onto the tired Heero.
"DIE, DIE DIE!" they all screamed in unison.
The guys all stared in shock as they quickly began prying off the animalistic people on Heero. Wufei grabbed Sally and tossed her onto the ground, while Quatre and Trowa tossed Dorothy and Catherine off. Wufei then tossed Noin off, but not before she kicked him in the…*cough*. Wufei winced in pain but still was able to get her off of Heero. Trowa tried to pry Hilde off but she was completely posessed! She bit and kicked and punched. Quatre and Trowa backed away slowly, afraid of what she would do to them.
Duo suddenly waltzed out of the back door, singing about his empty bladder, (^_^).
"Woah, major massacre!" he exclaimed.
All the girls got up again and tackled the guys. Hilde let go of Heero and ransacked Duo. Dorothy and Catherine tackled Trowa and Quatre while Sally was trying to choke Wufei. Noin started chasing Heero around again. She tackled him to the ground and started to beat the crap out of him.
Suddenly, a white, fluffy thing caught everyone's eye. All heads turned towards the figure and a sudden outburst of laughter plagued the night.
"Haha…very funny."
"Zechs, why re you dressed like a chicken?" Noin chuckled.
"Well, ask certain members of YOUR alliance…"he scorned.
"NO MERCY, CLUCK-CLUCK BOY!" Hilde laughed.
"Right…What ever you say!" Zechs laughed maniacally as he whipped out a carton full of eggs and started chucking them at the females.
"CHEATER! YOU HAVE WEAPONS!" Dorothy yelled.
"No mercy, right?"
"Fine, be that way…"she yelled back.
She started clobbering the poor Quatre as the battle continued. Heero sat on the side lines and watched intently, as all the girls and guys were engaged in their own battles. He smirked to himself and watched. The massacre had turned out into a full fledged war. Suddenly, a familiar head popped out of the window right above Heero.
"Where have you been?" he asked her.
"Oh, I was in the shower. Anything happen?" she asked.
"See for yourself, Relena," he told her.
She looked forward and giggled. Duo and Hilde were wrestling and it seemed that Duo was cowering in fear. Wufei and Sally were busy punching each other while Trowa and Cathering were having a battle up in the trees. Dorothy and Quatre were choking one another (well Dorothy anyways).
"Think we should stop them?" she asked him?
"Nah," he responded. "Let them destroy each other."
"Heero! As a pacifist, I can't let that happen!"
"Hey, you were involved with this whole scenario. I think you've been stripped of your pacifist title."
"Good point. Oh well…It's four in the morning and I'm beat. Do you wanna come in and go to sleep for a few hours?"
"Yea…sure." Heero got up and walked inside. Relena and Heero both yawned and decided to turn in on the couch. Sleep soon over took them, while the savage beasts continued to tear each other to pieces.
Hours later…
Relena woke up, the sun streaming in from the windows. She sighed and got up, only to meet the gazes of ten very furious people.
"Good…morning…"Relena smiled meekly.
"AND WHERE WERE YOU WHEN WE NEEDED YOU LAST NIGHT?" Hilde screamed at her.
"What's all the racket…"Heero groaned, waking up. "Holy *#@%."
They guys tackled Heero to the ground while the girls attcked Relena. They tied them up with some more rope and dragged them off.
"Where are you taking us?" Heero demanded.
"That's for us to know and you two to find out…"Duo laughed.
Outside they went and towards the oh-so-famous tree they go. Tied up onto the tree, Heero and Relena looked at each other, a glimpse of fear in their eyes.
"As you know…last night, we were at war." Sally started.
"And you two just so happened to disappear from the battlefield…"Quatre continued.
"And as you know, that is the same as running away from your allies," Noin added.
"As we all know, traitors must be punished…And you two are the traitors," Wufei smirked.
"That means that you guys are to receive immediate punishment. Catherine, if you will," Zechs said.
"Of course."
Catherine pulled out two large cans filled with whipped and shaving cream and handed them out to everyone. She then pulled out large pallets filled with paint and huge brushes and disbursed them.
"Ready…get set…go!" Hilde screamed.
Everyone charged as Heero and Relena braced for the worse. They began spraying cream all over their heads and faces.
"Stop it!" they both cried, but their pleads were drowned out by the insane laughters of their so called friends.
After that, they began to paint abnormal images onto their faces, arms and legs.
"Revenge is soooooo delicious," Duo chuckled.
Minutes later, everyone backed away and grinned. Dorothy brought out a camera and clicked away, saying that this would serve as a great momentum. Yea…right.
"Wow, Heero! You look just like Mel in Braveheart!" Zechs laughed.
"Haha," he responded cynically.
"Well, we hoped you learned your lessons traitors."
"Trust us, we did. Now can you please untie us?" Relena asked sweetly.
"We don't think you did. So we're going to leave you out here till dark. Until then, adios!"
"NANI?! THAT'S CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT! I HAVE RIGHTS!'" cried Heero.
"We're not in America…"
"So…?!"
"Whatever. See you guys later!"
They all left, leaving the two mutilated.
"DAMN THEM!" Heero mumbled, struggling against the tree.
"Heero…"
"What is it?"
"I have to go to the bathroom…"
The End! Finally I finished! Sorry bout the long delay! Please r/r and no flamers! Love you all!