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Morgan:
Morgan worked quietly behind the scenes setting up the matches. A suggestion here, a whisper there.
No one ever suspected what was going on.
The following Monday on Raw:
JR: Well Paul, I understand the much anticipated return of 'The Game" is going to happen tonight!"
PH: Yes JR, The Game is returning! I can't wait to welcome Triple H back as head of ECW, poor Steph..."
JR: I always knew that girl needed metal health care.
The sound of breaking glass shut both of them up...Stone Cold strode down the ramp mic in hand, he slid into the ring to chants of "What?" And "Asshole"
"Shut the hell up you morons! So Hunter Hearst Helmsley is coming back tonight! So WHAT! I am Stone Cold Steve Austin and I am still the WWF Champ!" Stone cold was drowned out by the sound of Triple H's music.
Triple H stood at the top of the ramp, black jeans and a plain black t-shirt his hair in a ponytail.
"Time to play 'The Game' Austin, I'm back and I want your ass in a match tonight!"
"What?' Stone Cold said
"Don't what me asshole I know you can hear! Hear this. I will be the WWF champ before this night is through!"
"No way Hunter! And that's the bottom line cause Stone Cold said so!"
The camera cut to the office of the WWF commissioner.
"I'm afraid it will happen Mr. rattlesnake. And as the commissioner of the WWF I make this a no DQ match!"
The fans were screaming their heads off chants of H filled the arena.
Hunter turned on his heel smirking at Austin who was speechless in the ring.
Hunter went back to his dressing room to watch the evening progress.
First up was Test against Matt Hardy for the European Title belt. As the match went on, Test was getting the better of Matt until Lita hit him with a hurricarana. Just as Matt was going for the Twist of Fate, out of nowhere came a woman dressed in black leather, her hair underneath a black biker cap and huge sunglasses hid her eyes. She bulldogged Matt into the canvas, and then slid across the mat and knocked Lita off of the ring apron with a baseball slide. She was gone before anyone knew who she was.
JR: who the hell was that?
PH: I don't know but we've got a new European Champ! Test! Score one for the alliance JR.
A couple of more matches before RVD took on Edge for the IC title.
Morgan watched from the shadows until she saw Rob was ready for the pin, she saw Christian sneaking around the ring to pull the ref out. Morgan jumped the barrier and grabbed the title belt and laid Christian out cold.
As the ref's hand came down for the third time, Morgan disappeared again.
JR: Paul what the hell is going on? Who is that damn woman? That's two titles she has cost the WWF tonight!
PH: I have no idea JR but I like her! Go Alliance!
Hunter grinned to himself, they would soon find out. the main event was only moments away.
Hunter flexed his legs, He felt better than he had in a long time. He went to the TitanTron to wait.
Stone Cold was waiting in the ring...
His music hit and he could feel the adrenaline pump through his blood, God he had missed this!
He came down the ramp to screams of Hunter.
JR: This is our final title match. I really don't care who wins this one as long as it isn't that rattlesnake Steve Austin.
PH Just call the match JR
And they did. Hunter had been manhandling Austin for 30 minutes when he was about to go for the pedigree. Debra started to toss the belt to Steve when out of nowhere the woman slammed Debra in the back of the head with her own tray of cookies. Debra dropped the belt spewing obscenities.
Hunter landed the pedigree and picked up the win.
The fans were on there feet screaming and chanting as Hunter held his hand out to the woman and helped her into the ring. Holding their hands high above their heads.
JR: What the...
The woman pulled her sunglasses off and the cap from her head as the long red curls spilled down her shoulders...
JR: That's Morgan McMahon!
PH: Holy Shit
JR: what the hell is she doing with Triple H, her cousin's husband!
Just then the familiar strains of DX's entrance music hit the TitanTron...
Are you ready?
Yeah you think you can tell us what to do?
You think you can tell us what to wear?
You think that you're better?
Well you better get ready...
To bow to the masters...
BREAK IT DOWN
JR Oh God not this again...
PH where are the Road Dogg and X-pac? Billy Gunn?
Degenerate into something fool,
We just got tired, of doin' what you told us to do
But that's the breaks boy (Yeah)
That's the breaks little man
Break it down
Degeneration X!
Degeneration!
They were both rendered speechless as Rob Van Dam and Test appeared at the top of the ramp in the trademark green and black DX colors...
You think you can tell me what to do?
You know who you're talkin' to?
Well you better get used to the way the ball bounces,
You do what you got,
It measures in ounces,
But that's the breaks boy (Yeah)
That's the breaks little man
Break it down
Degeneration X!
Degeneration!
Morgan grabbed a mic and handed it to Hunter
You think you're a big man?
I'll treat you like you're a little man
Yo, tell me what it's like, to be half a man
And must it break your heart, to see what I am BUT
That's the breaks boy
That's the breaks little man
Break it down
Degeneration X!
Degeneration!
"Welcome to the DX of the new millennium! People get ready!"
You think you can tell me what to do?
You know who you're talkin' to?
Wanted me to be someone else
You can be like a book on a shelf
That you can't read boy (Yeah)
That you can't read little man
Break it down
The four of them stood in the ring newly acquired gold raised high in the air...