Well heres Chapter 2... and 3 well shortly be along almost already finished it.
Relax and read this humor fanfic
Staying with Lucca
Crono: I can't believe she did that. She kicked me out the god damn castle cause I didnt
care about the dogs birthday and went back to sleep.
--Crono talks to himself while walking toward his mothers house--
Crono: Damn I have to move back in with my mother. (last time I went over there she was
talking to the wall and tryed to feed me baby food cause she thought i was only
five years old when I was 35!)
Crono: *sighs*Well where else would I go... except for luccas.*shudders* She would once
again try to make me a lab rat.
--FLASH BACK--
Lucca: Come on Crono don't be a wussy just do it. Look its just a little bitty shot.
--stares at the needle in shock--
Crono: (Well I don't see you sticking this little bitty shot in you!) L-Look Lucca
you asked me to come stay the weekend cause your father was sick. NOT ANYTHING
ABOUT NEEDLES!!!
Lucca: Well he got better...and besides I need some one strong...This shot would kill
a normal man in 3 seconds!
Crono: What!?
Lucca: Come on Crono your way above a normal man! Think about it you defeated Lavos!
--Lucca says to butter up Crono--
Crono: Well thats true but...Hey your just saying thatto get me to take the shot!
Lucca: No No Not at all!
--Lucca says looking off to the side--
Crono: Well...what will the shot do?
Lucca: well....umm...It'll...umm...Make you be able to fly.
Crono: Really!?
Lucca: What no...I mean yes sure it will.
Crono: Well...ok...I...
--before Crono could finish Lucca jumps and jams the needle into cronos arm--
Crono: Shit! That hurt!
Lucca: Well you arent dead are you. So then shut up!
Crono: Yeah thats true but...*twitch*...*twitch*
Lucca: ?
Crono: What *twitch* the *twitch* dog *twitch* yellow *twitch* shit...
Lucca: Crono?
Crono: smurfs *twitch* pink elephant *twitch* then *twitch* grass
--lucca looks down at the label on the needle--
Lucca: O-Oh shit! This is the wrong one this is laze gun cleaner!
I wonder how that got in this? Oh well.
--Puts that needle down and grabs the right one--
Lucca: Ok this is the right one!
Crono: N-N-No!!!
--Crono trys to run out the door but instead runs threw the wall beside
the door--
Crono: Ahhhhh! Green *twitch* pig *twitch* Lucca *twitch* Bad *twich* run *twitch*
away!
--Crono yells as he runs off--
Lucca: ...that was odd.
well what did you think? I you have liked so far read the next one: Crono's mom crazy
part 1.
Relax and read this humor fanfic
Staying with Lucca
Crono: I can't believe she did that. She kicked me out the god damn castle cause I didnt
care about the dogs birthday and went back to sleep.
--Crono talks to himself while walking toward his mothers house--
Crono: Damn I have to move back in with my mother. (last time I went over there she was
talking to the wall and tryed to feed me baby food cause she thought i was only
five years old when I was 35!)
Crono: *sighs*Well where else would I go... except for luccas.*shudders* She would once
again try to make me a lab rat.
--FLASH BACK--
Lucca: Come on Crono don't be a wussy just do it. Look its just a little bitty shot.
--stares at the needle in shock--
Crono: (Well I don't see you sticking this little bitty shot in you!) L-Look Lucca
you asked me to come stay the weekend cause your father was sick. NOT ANYTHING
ABOUT NEEDLES!!!
Lucca: Well he got better...and besides I need some one strong...This shot would kill
a normal man in 3 seconds!
Crono: What!?
Lucca: Come on Crono your way above a normal man! Think about it you defeated Lavos!
--Lucca says to butter up Crono--
Crono: Well thats true but...Hey your just saying thatto get me to take the shot!
Lucca: No No Not at all!
--Lucca says looking off to the side--
Crono: Well...what will the shot do?
Lucca: well....umm...It'll...umm...Make you be able to fly.
Crono: Really!?
Lucca: What no...I mean yes sure it will.
Crono: Well...ok...I...
--before Crono could finish Lucca jumps and jams the needle into cronos arm--
Crono: Shit! That hurt!
Lucca: Well you arent dead are you. So then shut up!
Crono: Yeah thats true but...*twitch*...*twitch*
Lucca: ?
Crono: What *twitch* the *twitch* dog *twitch* yellow *twitch* shit...
Lucca: Crono?
Crono: smurfs *twitch* pink elephant *twitch* then *twitch* grass
--lucca looks down at the label on the needle--
Lucca: O-Oh shit! This is the wrong one this is laze gun cleaner!
I wonder how that got in this? Oh well.
--Puts that needle down and grabs the right one--
Lucca: Ok this is the right one!
Crono: N-N-No!!!
--Crono trys to run out the door but instead runs threw the wall beside
the door--
Crono: Ahhhhh! Green *twitch* pig *twitch* Lucca *twitch* Bad *twich* run *twitch*
away!
--Crono yells as he runs off--
Lucca: ...that was odd.
well what did you think? I you have liked so far read the next one: Crono's mom crazy
part 1.