Well this is three chapters and I will forsurely make one more after this one that
enless yuo want more just tell me if you want more and I'll give you more.
Enjoy!!!


Crono's mom crazy? Part 1

Crono: Finally here...

--Crono's says as he knocks on his mothers door--

C.Mom: Oh Crono your back...Now go clean up that room!

Crono: What!? But mom I'm havent been here in 10 years.

--Crono wines to his mom--

C.mom: No buts mister, now march your little ass right up thoses stairs.

Crono: ok...*godamn doesnt she realize how old I am?* hes sayss undr hes breath.

--SSMACK!!!--

Crono: owww! Mom what was that for?

C.mom: Don't you dare cuss in this house young man! And quit that before I give
you something to cry about!

--Crono starts heading up stairs--

C.mom: Where the Hell do you think your going!? I wasnt throu with yo yet!

Crono: But you told me to-

*SMACK!!!*

C.mom: Don't you back talk me!

Crono: Yes mother.

C.mom: And the next time I hear you use that foul language come from your mouth
again I'll wash your mouth out with soap!

Crono: ...

--Crono turns around and slowly walks up to his room with his head down--

Crono: What the...!?

--Crono looks around--

Crono: ...the room... its spotless!

C.mom: N-No you wont!

Crono: What...!? Whos she talking to?

--Crono listens closely to what his mother is saying--

C.mom: I-I will just please don't!

Crono: Intruder!!!

--Crono grabs his sword and runs down stairs. He gets down stairs and
sees his mother in the kitchen staring at the blender with no one
else in sight--

C.mom: Don't worry I will!

Crono: Mom...who are you talkig to?

C.mom: Oh Crono the stupid blenders said that he'll kill me if I don't mix some
kind of hard liquor in him.

Crono:right...um mom I think you-

C.mom: Hold on hun hes saying something else.

*what shes hearing* Blender: NOw listen hear if yo don't make the drink I'm
going to blend your little ass good.

C.mom:!!!

Crono: Oh forget it!

--Crono slashes the blender in two--

C.mom: Why in the hell did you do that? It was my only blender!

Crono: I was only trying to help.

*SMACK!!!*

C.mom: Well help your little ass up to your room your grounded!

--walks up to his room and goes to sleep--



Part 2 will be coming soon...